:( I hit my head on a door frame cos i'm a tit.

It hurts a bit and has been bleeding. There's a lump too now. How can you tell if you're concussed?


I just ate some Chinese which was quite greasy so I can't tell if the queasyness is from that or from the blow to the head...

If you get hazed vision then that's a 'sign' apparently.



and yes you are a tit.

Has there been a sudden change in sexual orientation?

If you're feeling nauseous after banging your head you should see a doctor immediately. I remember them saying that on a TV show once.

If you're feeling nauseous after banging your head you should see a doctor immediately. I remember them saying that on a TV show once.

At half ten on a Friday night? I'm not sure I can be arsed to walk to the hospital.

Ring NHS Direct.....may as well use the opportunity now before the Tory Cuts get into swing.

Its too late. I'm afraid you're...

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii107/bighoppa67/bender-doomed.jpg

At half ten on a Friday night? I'm not sure I can be arsed to walk to the hospital.

Ring NHS Direct.....may as well use the opportunity now before the Tory Cuts get into swing.

Yes, once the Tories are in, you'll just be left to die,

in the street,

by David Cameron,

who'll just stand there,

laughing,

maniacally.

Yes, once the Tories are in, you'll just be left to die,

in the street,

by David Cameron,

who'll just stand there,

laughing,

maniacally.

Don't say that, I had a dream last night and something very similar happened.

Thats just reminded me. I haven't had a dream in ages.

Pfft! Don't be a lesbian. The missus bounced a glass off my head on Sunday night. Looks like I've been smuggling Easter eggs in my skull, but I get on with it. I was probably being a tit too, seeing as I woke up on the floor in the spare room, wondering why I was wrapped in curtains.

The moral of this story is, don't watch Everton and drink.

Oh, and to guilt trip her, I shaved my long flowing locks off, so everyone in work can comment.

Usually goes:
Them- "What happened to your head"
Me- "Missus attacked me with a glass"
Them- "Good"

You remembered that dream. You'll live.

Its too late. I'm afraid you're...

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii107/bighoppa67/bender-doomed.jpg

Its okay, he's been dead before!

Thats just reminded me. I haven't had a dream in ages.
Apart from the one you had last night?

Anyway everyone dreams every night, and infact they have one dream not loads of different dreams, it's just it's in different sections, and once you reach a certain age you have atleast one sexual dream a night, and one nightmare.

I didn't really dream about David Cameron. I just said I had for comedy effect. I really haven't had a proper dream that I've remembered in a while.


My head feels a bit better now by the way. Just in case anyone cared about me *actually* dying, instead of that fake death. I can hear Dinp and Gothicform typing my obituary from here...

I condense mine into Bruce Forsyth squatting naked over a glass coffee table, while Raven Riley hoovers up. Efficient or what?

I condense mine into Bruce Forsyth squatting naked over a glass coffee table, while Raven Riley hoovers up. Efficient or what?

At his age? Its amazing what people can do in dreams.

Has there been a sudden change in sexual orientation?

*why do you think he's here?

:( I hit my head on a door frame cos i'm a tit.

It hurts a bit and has been bleeding. There's a lump too now. How can you tell if you're concussed?


I just ate some Chinese which was quite greasy so I can't tell if the queasyness is from that or from the blow to the head...

Be carefull dont go to bed tonight because bad head and concussion could leed to coma and you will never wake up,that happens to many people.

Chris Benoit had the odd concussion and he was ok...

You're done for. Live like there's no tomorrow because for you there isn't one...

Ten minutes left...

You're far too lucid to have a concussion.... unless you want to sue somebody... in which case you definitely have one.

Concussion is like whiplash, if you need to have it you already do, if not, it's less likely.

If you're feeling nauseous after banging your head you should see a doctor immediately. I remember them saying that on a TV show once.

Was the person who said it a grizzled, maverick LA County pathologist with a lumpy nose and an eye for the ladies who was investigating a routine death by 'banging a head on a door frame' and uncovered a conspiracy by a crooked medical insurance company to extort small carpentry businesses and was he allowed, in one extremely implausable scene (and with the blessing of the local county sheriff) to physically threaten a lawyer with a fake gun whilst posing as a small time hustler as a means by which said lawyer would admit his guilt on a 'wire tap' and did he give a rousing, morally uplifting speech at the end before retiring to a burgundy velvet upholstered bar/restaurant where he played a hilarious joke with the bartender and that Chinese bloke on the nasal-voiced administrator of the hospital where he's employed - and did it freeze frame when they were all laughing?

I didn't really dream about David Cameron. I just said I had for comedy effect.

I know you didn't, I was just saying so as a joke, maybe some people can't figure out a joke unless it has a laughing face on the end. :lol:

^^ See?

^Is that supposed to be funny :dunno:

^Is that supposed to be funny :dunno:
Yeah, I guess the words "epic", and "fail" come to mind.

Yeah, I guess the words "epic", and "fail" come to mind.

I guess my post needed a laughing face too.

Sarcasm works really well on the internet.

Sarcasm works really well on the internet.
Yeah, it really doesn't. :lol:

^Is that supposed to be funny :dunno:

:D

:(

:banana:

^The banana means I'm drunk

Its interesting chris, what you say about the smiley faces. I think news sites could use them to soften the blow of dramatic news.


HUNDREDS DEAD IN SPANISH QUAKE LOL!! :lol:

...ish

Andrew you're meant to be dead. You're a terrible actor. :no:

but a wonderful lover.

I acted dead and you and James got a ticking off from society, remember? :ohno:

I do indeed. Set the whole thing up, went to Asda shopping and came back to quite a mixbag of posts :D

The longest chapter in my forthcoming historical book, 'SkyscraperCity - UK Forums - 10 years of nothing'

Its interesting chris, what you say about the smiley faces. I think news sites could use them to soften the blow of dramatic news.


HUNDREDS DEAD IN SPANISH QUAKE LOL!! :lol:
:lol:

A week after Easter, too..

Do you have as many lives as a cat? And is your new signature a tribute to the cock that is GeorgeGriffiffffffitttthhhss?

God, he is something, isn't he? I think he's trying to fit in though so I don't like to be too judgemental and harsh on him.

I am quite harsh on him and have judged him quite heavily but thats not the point.

Its 'character building' as my boss says. And if he hasn't the character to see us two bullies off, then he's a weak character and can kiss my shoes!

Happily, I get the feeling that George is totally impervious to your (and everyone else's) jibes.

I'm sure he'll be fine if he stops posting posts containing 5 or 6 words which add or mean nothing to anyone. Just irritates me. That kind of thing is fine here as its the skybar aka nonsense central :yes:

Who's George Griffiths? :?

^^ He posts in the Sheffield section mainly. Strange fellow. Very much a n00b and a touch trollish. Seems to like Sheffield though so whatever.

Who's George? :dunno:

^^ Read above slowcoach

I don't think he's a troll as such. I just think he sees the world differently from others.

^^ Read above slowcoach

I did, I just assumed you were referring to a George who someone had attributed a further George to.

Ergo, I'm not slow, just an idiot...

...Cunt.

maybe I was referring to this George...

372Ah0Z_L1w

Yes, once the Tories are in, you'll just be left to die,

in the street,

by David Cameron,

who'll just stand there,

laughing,

maniacally.

Not true, I think would probably urinate in your face as well.