Cougar Hunting Tips


Learn how to Hunt Cougars

Before you hunt a cougar, you most understand the cougar and its ways. The Cougar is a common term for a forty-something woman who’s single, financially secure, and always on the lookout for relationships with younger men. The term is common pop-culture parlance, especially in bar talk. Unlike the cougars of the wild, this species ignores all older, softer, and more veteran prey; it seeks only the young, strong and athletic.

Cougar Hunting Tips:

Open a conversation effortlessly and naturally.
Say the right things in order to elicit a positive and insightful response instead of just a yes or a no.
Seduce her using even the most lame pick-up lines. Learn why they work and why they don’t, and better yet, how to make them work for you.
Seduce her by stimulating her senses and desires, and turn a casual conversation into hours of heated and intense passion.
Use your body language to make her attracted to you.
Pass her test that will determine whether you are lover material, just friends material, or just a casual sex partner. And even if you are just friends with a girl that you like, learn how to become lovers.
Make her pursue you instead of the other way around. Let her do most of the work while you reap the benefits.
Create an emotional connection that will make her feel passionate, sensual, and very sexual about you.
Distort her sense of time and make her feel as though she’s known and loved you for a long time. This can make having sex with you normal and natural even though she’s only met you.
Spark her sexual desires and link them to you.
“Allow” her to shed her inhibitions about sex and explore her sexual fantasies with you.
Get her to openly talk about sex, sexual desires and preferences, and make it seem like a natural progression of any conversation.
Go from talking about sex to actually doing it, and make it seem like it’s her idea.
Turn boring sex into a wild and erotic adventure most guys only dream about by simply saying the right things at the right time…..and much more.


http://cougarhunter.ca/?p=47

typical cougars

http://a.abcnews.com/images/GMA/ht_age_love_070627_mn.jpg

http://blog.cleveland.com/entertainment/2007/07/medium_tessa_long.jpeg

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/alltherage/images/2007/11/30/tinafey2.jpg

http://foodcourtlunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/cougar2.jpg

http://images.askmen.com/blogs/women/hottest-cougar.jpg

more cougars...

http://www.taracronica.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/dating-cougar-women1.jpg

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2009/08/0__6778535_00.jpg

http://datecougarsmaturewomen.com/Images/2009/cougar_youngman.jpg

http://www.date1411.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/cougardating_thumb.jpg

http://d2eosjbgw49cu5.cloudfront.net/wellwomanblog.com/imgname--attention_women_cougars_die_early---50226711--images--demi-moore-ashton-kutcher.jpg

Cougar hunting can be very dangerous. sometimes there are male cougars around that watch their female counterparts very closely.

:cripes:

Cougar hunting can be very dangerous. sometimes there are male cougars around that watch their female counterparts very closely.

I don't mind the male cougars watching what we are doing! :D

OH my god you really doing it!bannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn:banned:

I prefer Kittens myself.

I prefer Kittens myself.

Sup brah?

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4797/pedobearz.jpg

Motion to rename this thread "Yellow Fever - Perving 101"

^^ one more word from you, I will change your avatar to a sexy cougar! :D

I feel like I'd get a headshot if I said those cougars look like someone I'd get giggity with every night. :naughty: Now if you excuse me. :runaway:

^^ one more word from you, I will change your avatar to a sexy cougar! :D
For the love of god no.

Gillian Anderson :drool:

http://physicsgeek.mu.nu/archives/gillian%20anderson%20a49.jpg

BTW, what's the bag limit on cougar pelts?

omg, her chest is killing me! :drool:


BTW, what's the bag limit on cougar pelts?

seriously, I don't know!

I had to take a look at this thread. I approve so far. Go get 'em tiger!

I was surprise it took YF that long to open this thread (he already proudly the owner of beautiful Vancouver girls thread in BC forum).well I guess its good that TB went away for a few days.:lol:

TB will have a heart attack once he sees this thread. :cripes:

Proof that kittens are better than cougars:

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8246/b4649c74969444d3992abd7.jpg http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/3006/ab1f81f7f3fd49b39b7ab6b.jpg

Cougar town

http://i52.tinypic.com/fuozf9.jpg

Sounds a lot like the Tao of Steve. A former friend of mine used that advice to bag him what looked like a cougar all be it a horse like one that in actuallity was 10 years younger then she looks. He seemed to have a thing for ugly cougars though so she's perfect for him.

Yellow, where would be the best place to cougar hunt without too many other cougar hunters around to compete with?

Yellow, where would be the best place to cougar hunt without too many other cougar hunters around to compete with?
Sunday mass!

Sunday mass!

Maybe at a bingo hall. :|

Yellow, where would be the best place to cougar hunt without too many other cougar hunters around to compete with?

I never gone to the bars etc. I met most of my cougars through works! :)

I never gone to the bars etc. I met most of my cougars through works! :)

or grocery store.

Cougars vs Kittens


http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-03-26-anistoncavallari.jpg
Who's Hotter?
Jennifer Aniston
Kristin Cavallari


http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-03-26-demimegan.jpg

Who's Hotter?
Demi Moore
Megan Fox


http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-03-26-cindyjessica.jpg
Who's Hotter?
Cindy Crawford
Jessica Alba


http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-03-26-salmasacr.jpg
Who's Hotter?
Salma Hayek
Scarlett Johansson


http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-03-26-hallekim.jpg
Who's Hotter?
Halle Berry
Kim Kardashian


http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-03-26-ellec.jpg
Who's Hotter?
Elle MacPherson
Lauren Conrad


http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-03-26-julialeighton.jpg
Who's Hotter?
Julia Roberts
Leighton Meester



And finally

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-03-26-sarahmeghan.jpg
Who's Hotter?
Sarah Palin
Meghan McCain

Alright, YF cougars are back! :D



Sela Ward
Age: 53
http://salmahayekphotos.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hottest-cougars-2130-1.jpg


Olivia Newton-John
Age: 61
http://salmahayekphotos.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hottest-cougars-2130-2.jpg


Tea Leoni
Age: 44
http://salmahayekphotos.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hottest-cougars-2130-3.jpg

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:6HqGQDwagvvR2M:http://www.xaluan.com/images/news/Image/2009/12/06/1260078220.img.jpg&t=1

problem? :D

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:6HqGQDwagvvR2M:http://www.xaluan.com/images/news/Image/2009/12/06/1260078220.img.jpg&t=1

problem? :D

lol he is a cougar bait for sure.:lol:

Very objectively :| I'd go with:

Jennifer Aniston
Megan Fox
Jessica Alba
Salma Hayek
Halle Berry
Elle MacPherson
Julia Roberts
I abstain for the last one!


How about cougar vs cougar?

Monica Bellucci - age 46
Sophie Marceau - age 44

http://www.paris-confidential.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/marceau-bellucci-1.jpg
http://www.paris-confidential.com/2009/05/485-monica-bellucci-et-sophie-marceau-nues-en-une-de-paris-match-ben-alors


Juliette Binoche - age 45

http://mediapub2.canalplus.fr/var/cannes2009/storage/images/media/canal-festival-de-cannes-2005.jpg/31772-1-fre-FR/canal-festival-de-cannes-2005.jpg_galerie_photo_big.jpe
http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://mediapub2.canalplus.fr/var/cannes2009/storage/images/media/canal-festival-de-cannes-2005.jpg/31772-1-fre-FR/canal-festival-de-cannes-2005.jpg_galerie_photo_big.jpe&imgrefurl=http://festival-cannes.canalplus.fr/photos-cannes/juliette-binoche-egerie-de-cannes-2010&usg=__avUkCWKVIDxJdLQKkhyWF6ctzyk=&h=329&w=439&sz=26&hl=fr&start=81&zoom=1&tbnid=ewr13ZI6U8tOJM:&tbnh=165&tbnw=231&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djuliette%2Bbinoche%2B2010%26um%3D1%26hl%3Dfr%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D685%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=397&vpy=296&dur=3022&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=195&ty=103&ei=Kov-TKLoDIH-8AaU1ITPBw&oei=kIr-TKSeJ8L78Abe94joBw&esq=5&page=5&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:81


Catherine Deneuve - age 67!!

http://www.medias-inrocks.com/uploads/tx_inrocksttnews/deneuve_604.jpg
http://www.lesinrocks.com/cine/cinema-article/t/53396/date/2010-11-06/article/catherine-deneuve-entretien-fleuve-avec-une-grande-ame-du-cinema/

Finally, battle redhead:

Julianne Moore - age 50
Christina Hendricks - age 35

http://topnews.in/light/files/Julianne_Moore11.jpg
http://www.topnews.in/light/people/julianne-moore


http://www.fromrss.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Christina-Hendricks.jpg
http://www.fromrss.com/tag/mad-men/

I don't mind all the women in this thread. Catherine Deneuve doesn't look too bad for a lady pushing to her 70, she used to be so beautiful even my chinese grand mum knows about her.

here are some of her younger photos..

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2550/4199732366_75ba829c44_z.jpg

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4142/4816080690_de7be8c91e_z.jpg

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4091/5189607751_45d48529ce_z.jpg

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4080/4896417826_12ecc7aba1_z.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2587/3844065328_1e40a40ce7_z.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1132/4732913632_22724cfcb9_z.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2587/3844065328_1e40a40ce7_z.jpg


Ok you guys know which movie was she in from this photo?Can you guess?

I prefer the kittens, sorry YF!

It was in Belle de Jour wasn't it?

It was in Belle de Jour wasn't it?

Holy, you are good David,here is the trailer of Belle de Jour.I own this movie so....:D:naughty:

FJXLCYZMGQ8

It was in Belle de Jour wasn't it?

Yes! I saw that when it came out.

more cougars...


Gina Gershon, Age: 47
http://salmahayekphotos.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hottest-cougars-2130-4.jpg


Christie Brinkley, Age: 56
http://salmahayekphotos.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hottest-cougars-2130-5.jpg


Kim Cattrall, Age: 53
http://salmahayekphotos.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hottest-cougars-2130-6.jpg

my top ten 2010 cougars


no particular order..

http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/Hongkongese/cougars-SalmaHayek.png
Salma Hayek


http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/Hongkongese/cougars-MonicaBellucci.png
Monica Bellucci


http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/Hongkongese/cougars-ElizabethHurley.png
Elizabeth Hurley


http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/Hongkongese/cougars-CatherineZeta-Jones.png
Catherine Zeta-Jones


http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/Hongkongese/cougars-HalleBerry.png
Halle Berry


http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/Hongkongese/vanessawilliams.jpg
/vanessa williams


http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/Hongkongese/top-10-legendary-cougars_10.jpg
Kim Cattrall


http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/Hongkongese/top-10-legendary-cougars_8.jpg
Susan Sarandon


http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/Hongkongese/jenniferaniston.jpg
jennifer aniston


http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af28/Hongkongese/mariahcarey.jpg
mariah carey

Answer for post no #25
-Jenifer Aniston
-Megan Fox
-Jesica Alba
-Salma Hayek
-Halle Berry
-Lauren Conrad
-Leighton Meester

And finally
-NONE!!!

As for me my favourites are: Jen Aniston, Elizabeth Hurley, Monica Belluci and Halle Berry

Mariah is kind of two cougars rolled into one.

Don't forget cougar-in-training Portia De Rossi! ;)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3249/2490743171_6bc5e0201f_z_d.jpg

She's cute. Too bad for YF though, she's not a fan of the opposite sex.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5641/tamaralanza2.jpg

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/6614/susydiab7.jpg

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/8938/andreamendez2.jpg

http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/7097/26260gd.jpg

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1516/26259gd.jpg

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/1036/545456213.jpg

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/7500/dsc9212xxx.jpg

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2391/33466444261781442541921.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2298/carlaortizpremiereroads.jpg

http://photos4.hi5.com/0133/527/807/g5hvyk527807-02.jpg

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/8623/eldeber2.jpg

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/6585/diciembre2009.jpg

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/9876/cf1r.jpg

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7696/0225g.jpg

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8113/46363147414191946925147.jpg

http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/3885/bellezabolivianabanner6.jpg

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/7453/139639gd.jpg

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6899/bellezabolivianabanner5.jpg

http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/7982/sarawallace.jpg

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8549/bellezabolivianabanner2.jpg

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/1859/bellezabolivianabanner.jpg

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/966/119230gd.jpg

http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/9768/image1c2pq.jpg

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/8963/dscf6042e.jpg

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/1130/201011246530kkk.jpg

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5295/ximenasalzer2.jpg

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/4901/angelicaolavarria02.jpg

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/2811/alisonroca0001.jpg

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/368/0211fa.jpg

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8863/paolaunzueta.jpg

Hehehe you are real fast.

I might be slow for something else but not for girls. :D

:lol:

YF I saw a preview for a new show called.. Cougar Town. :lol:

YF wrote the book.... :naughty:

believe it or not, I haven't even seen one single episode of the show yet.

You are too busy living it! :lol:

yeah, I'll die of sexual exhaustion soon. :D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b4/CharlizeTheronFeb08.jpg

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5003/5276765729_79d104fd2b_z.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2b/Michelle_Rodriguez_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg/482px-Michelle_Rodriguez_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5043/5264457599_bb9bb6643b_z.jpg

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4083/5068456060_4f4b1e987c_z.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/Eva_Longoria_%40_Festival_Internacional_de_Cine_en_Guadalajara_02_cropped.jpg/450px-Eva_Longoria_%40_Festival_Internacional_de_Cine_en_Guadalajara_02_cropped.jpg

Best dresses cougars at the 2011 Oscar Awards night.


http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/movie-guide/4355941.bin?size=620x400
Actress Anne Hathaway

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/movie-guide/4356168.bin?size=620x400
Actress Nicole Kidman and actress Gwyneth Paltrow.

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/movie-guide/4356145.bin?size=620x400
Halle Berry.

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/movie-guide/4356269.bin?size=620x400
Natalie Portman.

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/movie-guide/4356268.bin?size=620x400
Sandra Bullock.

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/movie-guide/4356128.bin?size=620x400
Cate Blanchett

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/movie-guide/4355961.bin?size=620x400
Amy Adams

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/movie-guide/4355829.bin?size=620x400
TV personality Maria Menounos

Wow! Didn't watch it, but some pretty nice looking women/dresses there...

I'm pretty sure there's at least a couple there I wouldn't put in the cougar category...

Anne Hathaway is a cougar?

Top 20 Hollywood Cougars


http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/5261654.bin?size=620x400
Halle Berry - 45

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/5261659.bin?size=620x400
Courteney Cox - 47

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/5261658.bin?size=620x400
Salma Hayek - 44

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/5261657.bin?size=620x400
Monica Bellucci - 46

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/5261656.bin?size=620x400
Stacey Dash - 45

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/5261785.bin?size=620x400
Catherine Zeta-Jones - 41

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/5261655.bin?size=620x400
Demi Moore - 48

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/5261652.bin?size=620x400
Meg Ryan - 49

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/5261651.bin?size=620x400
Brooke Shields - 46

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/5261650.bin?size=620x400
Michelle Pfeiffer - 53

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/5261649.bin?size=620x400
Mary-Louise Parker - 47

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/5261648.bin?size=620x400
Sharon Stone - 53

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/5261647.bin?size=620x400
Elizabeth Hurley - 46

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/5261646.bin?size=620x400
Kristin Davis - 46

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/5261645.bin?size=620x400
Elisabeth Shue - 47

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/5261644.bin?size=620x400
Marisa Tomei - 46

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/5261643.bin?size=620x400
Julianne Moore - 50

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/5261642.bin?size=620x400
Sandra Bullock - 47

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/5261641.bin?size=620x400
Nicole Kidman - 44

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/5261640.bin?size=620x400


http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/story.html?id=5261615

^^YF, have you run out of cougars to be posted for 2012?

Cougars vs Kittens


http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-03-26-anistoncavallari.jpg
Who's Hotter?
Jennifer Aniston
Kristin Cavallari


http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-03-26-demimegan.jpg

Who's Hotter?
Demi Moore
Megan Fox


http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-03-26-cindyjessica.jpg
Who's Hotter?
Cindy Crawford
Jessica Alba


http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-03-26-salmasacr.jpg
Who's Hotter?
Salma Hayek
Scarlett Johansson


http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-03-26-hallekim.jpg
Who's Hotter?
Halle Berry
Kim Kardashian


http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-03-26-ellec.jpg
Who's Hotter?
Elle MacPherson
Lauren Conrad


http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-03-26-julialeighton.jpg
Who's Hotter?
Julia Roberts
Leighton Meester



And finally

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-03-26-sarahmeghan.jpg
Who's Hotter?
Sarah Palin
Meghan McCain


i'd pick sarah palin over the kittens. she is just incredibly hilarious :D

I am naturally attracted to younger kittens, but if i would use my head, i'll pick these cougars! :lol:

sarah palin thought that africa was a country :hilarious

sarah palin thought that africa was a country :hilarious

she can see Putin in Russia from her top floor in Alaska,according to her.:lol:.But she is a hot mama for sure.

Best dresses cougars at the 2011 Oscar Awards night.


http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/movie-guide/4355941.bin?size=620x400
Actress Anne Hathaway

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/movie-guide/4356168.bin?size=620x400
Actress Nicole Kidman and actress Gwyneth Paltrow.

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/movie-guide/4356145.bin?size=620x400
Halle Berry.

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/movie-guide/4356269.bin?size=620x400
Natalie Portman.

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/movie-guide/4356268.bin?size=620x400
Sandra Bullock.

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/movie-guide/4356128.bin?size=620x400
Cate Blanchett

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/movie-guide/4355961.bin?size=620x400
Amy Adams

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/movie-guide/4355829.bin?size=620x400
TV personality Maria Menounos

No way! Anne and Natalie are cougars? They aren't in 40's yet... :)

Is she a cougar? She is 40. She is from South India

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjEyMjEyODkzN15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODkxMTY1Mg@@._V1._SX214_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg

This thread is cougarific!

Indeed, it is awesomely cougarlicious!

I've never been a big Anne Hathaway fan; she strikes me as very wooden.

Wow, I was busy unbanning some guy I hardly know and didn't realize that my old thread has been revived. :okay:



here are some new cougars photos..:D

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/cougars-life-time-woman-double-entende-cleavage-cup-coffee-t-demotivational-poster-1244482539.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZosfEQyLDZo/Tt0ktq3JxvI/AAAAAAAAAmE/Gpto1BVCf9U/s1600/cougar-cindy-mar-sexy-woman.jpg

http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/7389_BnHover.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-azzVi3PKBi4/Ti2tkk3TXxI/AAAAAAAACUc/hvTGqAHt7gk/s1600/COUGARS.jpg

:uh:^^Holy COUGAR!!! Hot mama! :cheers:

queen b

http://www.minutodigital.com/wp-content/uploads/beyonce.jpg

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/obsessed-star.jpg

^^She looks short at the last photo. Oh well height doesnt matter when it comes to bed hehe... :lol:

she is a married woman with a small baby bro. cougar hunters better target the desperate single mums . :yes:

she is a married woman with a small baby bro. cougar hunters better target the desperate single mums . :yes:

Many cougars are married with children!

she is a married woman with a small baby bro. cougar hunters better target the desperate single mums . :yes:

Yes TB's right. Some hot mama cougars out there are Married But Available, you know certified MBA. :lol:

Hey you made it! :lol:
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http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/cougars-life-time-woman-double-entende-cleavage-cup-coffee-t-demotivational-poster-1244482539.jpg

I will tell her, "two jugs of milk first, then you!" :D