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tayser
August 20th, 2004, 03:06 PM
The Age (www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/08/19/1092889278997.html)

New language test to become a Brit
By Annabel Crabb
London
August 20, 2004

British mockery of the Australian accent and vernacular has boiled over into outright hostility with new regulations demanding that Australians submit to English language tests before taking out British citizenship.

Home Secretary David Blunkett has decreed that applications for a British passport must be supported by certificates of proficiency in English, supplied by designated English teachers or consular officials.

The Guardian newspaper reported yesterday that a 30-year-old Australian writer had already been rejected, despite her possession of two degrees - one in English and one in public communications. So had a 44-year resident of Britain who had been knighted.

British immigration laws have had an English proficiency requirement for citizenship since 1981, according to a statement from the Home Office, but testing for applicants from English-speaking countries has not been mandatory until now.

The new requirements do, however, appear to contain a loophole for less-than-honest applicants prepared to fake a Welsh accent.

Applicants who speak English have to demonstrate their proficiency, but those who claim to speak the notoriously treacherous and consonant-laden Welsh language, or the indigenous Scottish Gaelic, are exempt from testing.

The new rules apply to Australians as well as Canadians, New Zealanders, Americans and South Africans.

Britons have for years enjoyed close contact with the Australian vernacular thanks to twice-daily screenings of Neighbours and Home and Away. The newly popular Kath and Kim is expanding cultural horizons even further.

But the Home Office insists that Australians applying for British citizenship, which most are entitled to do after five years residency, cannot be assumed to speak English simply because they come from an English-speaking country.

According to guidelines issued by the Home Office last week, successful applicants must be able to perform conversational feats in English from following instructions to describing experiences, hopes and ambitions. Labour MP Sarah Teather has written to Mr Blunkett describing the new process as a bureaucratic nonsense.

:rofl:

jacobsian
August 20th, 2004, 04:28 PM
We shouldn't become a republic until the poms vote for independence from us :D

Aussie Bhoy
August 20th, 2004, 05:32 PM
The story that some might be missing here is that after years of having an almost open border policy to illegal immigrants the UK public are now becoming very sick of the situation and legislation like this is an attempt to appease the public.

If it seems odd that they are testing Australians, look at the loophole that many people used in NZ’s immigration laws to enter Australia, the UK is trying to safeguard against a similar situation developing.

Randwicked
August 20th, 2004, 05:51 PM
How ridiculous. I speak better English than 90% of the English.

Jimmy James
August 20th, 2004, 10:27 PM
Will they be testing our use of Rhyming Slang as well? I always found that shit irritating at best!

Cee_em_bee
August 21st, 2004, 03:52 AM
That's fucking ridiculous, Most middle class poms use mostly slang.

JayT
August 21st, 2004, 11:13 AM
How ridiculous. I speak better English than 90% of the English.

Most Australians do which is why we (young Australians) get picked more often in international speaking roles - see United Nations.

Our Australian accent is far more Neutral than most British dialects.

jt

A-brain
August 24th, 2004, 01:37 AM
Yeah I'd go along with that JAYT - I noticed a lot of the announcers in Athen's are Aussies, perhaps because of Sydney experience but perhaps also because it is a good neutral accent when spoken properly.

Aussie Bhoy
August 24th, 2004, 01:18 PM
There are a lot of Aussies as presenters on CNN as well.

Jimmy James
August 24th, 2004, 02:44 PM
Stan Grant - my main man - leaving channel 7 was the best thing he could've done - he's now in the big pond!

Cee_em_bee
August 25th, 2004, 01:43 AM
Stan Grant - my main man - leaving channel 7 was the best thing he could've done - he's now in the big pond!


I'd rather work for 7 then bigpond.