View Full Version : Death Row Last Meal Request - May I take your order?
Stairz January 7th, 2012, 11:58 AM dining alone tonight sir? what can i get you? i understand you have to be somewhere in an hour.
timothy mcveigh decided to use the occasion to become a single white woman:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pI8WttSw64k/TKUu7XVlTNI/AAAAAAAAADk/OEp2rNGHf48/s400/timothymcveigh.jpg
FAIL.
there are just two conditions: that your order be "reasonable" and that the menu is dry.
wjfox January 7th, 2012, 12:02 PM http://i.imgur.com/kggFx.jpg
Stairz January 7th, 2012, 12:17 PM i keep coming back to this thread just to stare at that picture. i've probably looked at it ten times by now.
edit: eleven.
clarky January 7th, 2012, 12:53 PM Would of said fried chicken but now its Jerk chicken it is my favorate.
I make it myself and its the best tasting ever,ill try and post some pictures of mine later below is not mine.
http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/23/2d/43/jerk-chicken-on-the-beach.jpg
CharlieP January 7th, 2012, 12:58 PM Don't answer him - it's a trap!
mexico86 January 7th, 2012, 12:59 PM I Would request a massive bowl of breakfast cereal. Then I can keep putting more milk in to make the meal last forever.
BodgeJob1 January 7th, 2012, 01:22 PM Could you really enjoy any meal,however good, knowing that it is your last one,ever...?
Gzdvtz January 7th, 2012, 01:26 PM I'd have that heavenly felafel I had in Nazareth, mother of god that WAS tasty :drool:
Also roasted lamb intestines the way they make them in Turkey, quite simply ambrosia
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clarky January 7th, 2012, 01:31 PM Making me hungry this thread i may have to phone for a large kebab tonight.
Nightjar January 7th, 2012, 01:38 PM Figs in gravy.
Newcastle Guy January 7th, 2012, 03:30 PM I've started doing 'come dine on me' with my friend's family and this was the basis for the first evening. The first pair made 25 separate dishes :nuts: as well as incorporating a lot of crazy stuff into their routine. It was better than anything I'd seen from the TV show.
I chose Bruschetta, Penne Bolognese and Sorbet, due to it being my favorite meal when I eat out. Apparently the sorbet was made with tears, I didn't think it would be so difficult to make.
Erebus555 January 7th, 2012, 03:32 PM Chicken Jalfrezi so I can leave a nasty mess when they finish me off.
HMS Swaziland January 7th, 2012, 03:35 PM Cheese Burger, chips and sweetcorn. Not at all fussy so long as there's a pint of guinness to run with it.
Octoman January 7th, 2012, 03:38 PM I'd have that heavenly felafel I had in Nazareth, mother of god that WAS tasty :drool:
Also roasted lamb intestines the way they make them in Turkey, quite simply ambrosia
Wins award for most repulsive last meal ever :nuts:
Stairz January 7th, 2012, 03:55 PM want to say lamb rogan josh - scared my last thoughts before they terminate me would be: should've got a big mac.
gothicform January 7th, 2012, 04:45 PM hasn't the state of texas just decided to no longer have such final meals... nothing like rejecting that good old fashioned traditions started by those socialist and soft romans and greeks, and also practised by liberal weaklings like the aztecs! texas now says that giving condemned prisoners a final meal and drink is "inappropriate", sod the bible.
"Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts."
Rumors January 7th, 2012, 04:55 PM Steak and Lobster. :cheers:
Medo January 7th, 2012, 05:02 PM Anasazi beans in tomato sauce on lightly toasted rye bread.
Stairz January 7th, 2012, 05:02 PM @ gothic - that's what sparked the thread. i was reading about white supremacist lawrence brewer, found guilty of dragging a black man behind a truck for several miles, who ordered:
A triple-meat bacon cheeseburger, a meat-lover's pizza, a big bowl of okra with ketchup, a pound of barbecue, a half a loaf of bread, peanut butter fudge, a pint of ice cream and two chicken-fried steaks.
he didn't touch any of it and the whole practice in TX was then reconsidered and in september 2011 deemed an undeserved show.
they still get a last meal though, it's just that it's standard prison fare.
Manc Guy January 7th, 2012, 05:05 PM http://www.logostage.com/logos/dominos.jpg
BodgeJob1 January 7th, 2012, 05:14 PM Figs in gravy.
Oooh, your such a hipster.
Gzdvtz January 7th, 2012, 05:52 PM Wins award for most repulsive last meal ever :nuts:
You can't possibly have an opinion you've never tried!
hoody January 7th, 2012, 06:35 PM Starter
Pan fried Duck Fois Gras in a plum jus for starter.
Main
Venison in an orange sauce with vegetables and dauphinoise potatoes
Dessert
Bread and butter pudding with clotted cream ice cream.
Then you may kill me.
Medi73#! January 7th, 2012, 07:33 PM http://i.imgur.com/kggFx.jpg
Definitely this, but it needs a big wodge of black pudding. Family who live in Kent can't get it.
Gzdvtz January 7th, 2012, 07:41 PM It looks too fucking greasy.
BodgeJob1 January 7th, 2012, 07:44 PM It looks too fucking greasy.
Lol..your about to die and your worrying about unhealthy food.
Medi73#! January 7th, 2012, 07:45 PM After a skinfull the night before it slides down quite nicely, especially on a warm sunny morning in the Med. :cheers1:
Gzdvtz January 7th, 2012, 08:09 PM I don't have problem with it being unhealthy, but too fucking greasy. I'll feel sick if I eat all that.
Stairz January 7th, 2012, 08:23 PM awwwwkward.
In Louisiana, the prison warden traditionally joins the soon-to-be executed inmate in his last meal.
"so, what are you doing today?", etc.
"these onion rings are killer, HAH! so got you".
"please don't kill me".
tommygunn January 7th, 2012, 11:30 PM awwwwkward.
"so, what are you doing today?", etc.
"these onion rings are killer, HAH! so got you".
"please don't kill me".
:lol:
WatcherZero January 7th, 2012, 11:44 PM Ask for Fugu and try and cheat them out of their execution!
No Governor looking for a photo op or DA trying to kickstart his political career making a media event of my death!
gothicform January 8th, 2012, 12:02 AM @ gothic - that's what sparked the thread. i was reading about white supremacist lawrence brewer, found guilty of dragging a black man behind a truck for several miles, who ordered:
he didn't touch any of it and the whole practice in TX was then reconsidered and in september 2011 deemed an undeserved show.
they still get a last meal though, it's just that it's standard prison fare.
so, the prison doesn't starve them to death. it's not a "last meal". anyway, nice to see texas to the right of the aztecs here...
Erebus555 January 8th, 2012, 12:04 AM Soon Texas won't class them as executions, they'll be sacrifices.
WatcherZero January 8th, 2012, 12:24 AM Sacrifices to a vengeful and jealous God.
PresidentBjork January 8th, 2012, 07:45 AM I don't have problem with it being unhealthy, but too fucking greasy. I'll feel sick if I eat all that.
Says the man who wants to combine his last meal with the method of execution.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-F621MkGus2s/Ta1jlW6MNQI/AAAAAAAAA5k/k46708iSxsA/s1600/kokoretsi%252520piato_0055_resize.jpg
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