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Raza
April 24th, 2005, 06:51 PM
chicken curry and rice.

Gareth
April 24th, 2005, 06:54 PM
I smell of clotted cream.

:banana:

Tom.Vigor
April 24th, 2005, 06:54 PM
Well personally I smell like fish and ball cream but well that's your opinion

Jonesy55
April 24th, 2005, 06:55 PM
How charming, I haven't eaten chicken curry with rice for several weeks actually so I doubt it.

Raza
April 24th, 2005, 06:56 PM
point is some british guy started the same thing in middle east forum, in bahrain section.

Gareth
April 24th, 2005, 06:57 PM
Well he's a gimp and so are are you.

jmancuso
April 24th, 2005, 06:57 PM
i had curry yestarday; curried rice to be exact.

Jonesy55
April 24th, 2005, 06:57 PM
point is some british guy started the same thing in middle east forum, in bahrain section.

so you thought you would do the same here? Very mature :ohno:

Tom.Vigor
April 24th, 2005, 06:58 PM
Haha you gimp!

DonQui
April 24th, 2005, 06:58 PM
wee, glad to see idiots exist on the entire globe, my country is not monopolizing them.

Infected Flinch
April 24th, 2005, 07:00 PM
I hate curry.

caw123
April 24th, 2005, 07:01 PM
I've just had a bath so I smell quite fresh.

Tom.Vigor
April 24th, 2005, 07:02 PM
Never eaten curry, actually I did once and didn't like it that much but there you go.

Zim Flyer
April 24th, 2005, 07:08 PM
I love curry with chicken and rice all mixed up - that's my idea of curry heaven oh and as is the case with any meal - good company is essential :)

Monkey
April 24th, 2005, 07:15 PM
point is some british guy started the same thing in middle east forum, in bahrain section.
Yes, and he's banned now ... just like you're about to be, dolt. :|

JDRS
April 24th, 2005, 07:20 PM
I hate curry.

Me too. Oh and yes I do stink of lynx deodrant thank you very much.

CharlieP
April 24th, 2005, 07:59 PM
I had a lovely chicken curry on Friday night, but, to my horror, when I came to eat it I found that there was no beer in my fridge(!!!). Instead, I opened a bottle of Piesporter that had been in my fridge for as long as I can remember, and I tell you what, it was chuffing delicious...

Infected Flinch
April 24th, 2005, 08:08 PM
So, what was the point of this thread then Mods? Is it gonna go away? Like Michael Barrymore?

caw123
April 24th, 2005, 08:12 PM
I had a spicy curry Pot Noodle yesterday. Wasn't spicy though. And I made a right mess.

AndrewC
April 24th, 2005, 08:35 PM
Just had pepper cream chicken kievs!

Zim Flyer
April 24th, 2005, 08:41 PM
So, what was the point of this thread then Mods? Is it gonna go away? Like Michael Barrymore?

I think it's great that someone can come on to the UK skybar try and insult us and all we can do is talk about our favourate curry and just not take their insult seriously.

I have to say the UK skybar forumers have shown their class.

caw123
April 24th, 2005, 08:43 PM
We were insulted? Where?

AndrewC
April 24th, 2005, 08:43 PM
And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon england's mountains green?
And was the holy lamb of god
On england's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was jerusalem builded here
Among those dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear: o clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariots of fire!
I will not cease from metal fight;
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built jerusalem
In england's green and pleasant land!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UK SKYBAR RULES!!!

DonQui
April 24th, 2005, 08:44 PM
you know, I never find good curry chicken over here. :( :cry:

Zim Flyer
April 24th, 2005, 09:02 PM
you know, I never find good curry chicken over here. :( :cry:

what you want to do on the chicken curry front is go out with a nice girl from the Carribean and get her mum to cook for you.

Those West Indian ladies do some great chicken curry's.

Jonesy55
April 24th, 2005, 10:25 PM
I think it's great that someone can come on to the UK skybar try and insult us and all we can do is talk about our favourate curry and just not take their insult seriously.

I have to say the UK skybar forumers have shown their class.

I've had a look at the original Bahraini thread and they've taken it quite well too, their main beef with the whole thing seems to be incredulity that someone from Liverpool thinks people in Bahrain eat Chicken curry :laugh:

Jonesy55
April 24th, 2005, 10:28 PM
what you want to do on the chicken curry front is go out with a nice girl from the Carribean and get her mum to cook for you.

Those West Indian ladies do some great chicken curry's.

She might jerk some pork for you too if you ask nicely ;)

Tom.Vigor
April 24th, 2005, 10:46 PM
Drinking some coffee whislt dipping jaffas at the moment, it is delicieux

Zim Flyer
April 24th, 2005, 10:50 PM
She might jerk some pork for you too if you ask nicely ;)

:laugh: that's for afters ;)

Gareth
April 25th, 2005, 01:25 AM
Yes, and he's banned now ... just like you're about to be, dolt. :|

But he hasn't. Why?

He had a pop at us on the Liverpool section yesterday.

It's funny 'cos he's arrived a few weeks ago and contributed to the Liverpool forum in a sensible manner.

Can someone remove him now please? Being from Liverpool, I'm finding him an embarassment.

slave1
April 25th, 2005, 01:31 AM
i made chicken curry toasties once..... they were immensely yummy.

DonQui
April 25th, 2005, 02:02 AM
^ ummm, those sound good. Got a recipe?

Rigadon
April 25th, 2005, 02:51 AM
Yes -

Ingredients: chicken curry and two slices of bread.


Instrucitons: Place curry between bread and into a Brevill type deivce until the light goes off and then eat.

ReddAlert
April 25th, 2005, 02:58 AM
Yes, and he's banned now ... just like you're about to be, dolt. :|


hahahahahhahahahahha oh god....dolt...ahahahahaaah your killing me here.

DiggerD21
April 25th, 2005, 08:04 AM
You can't top the "Fucking Dutch".

Kampflamm
April 25th, 2005, 09:25 AM
I will send a "lynx carepackage" over to the UK asap.

Blunther
April 25th, 2005, 11:37 AM
I had a gorgeous fucking curry on Saturday. Curry house two minutes walk from home (I blooody looooooooove Bearwood!), absolutely fantastic. The sauces they give you with the poppadoms are truly divine. Odd colours, but gorge.

I love curry.

alphaxion
April 25th, 2005, 11:50 AM
lime pickle is "da bomb" for want of a better phrase ;)

dinp
April 25th, 2005, 03:58 PM
Not a fan of curry meself, I prefer Kentucky Fried Chemicals to be fair :yes:

Smells gorgeous as well :)

CharlieP
April 25th, 2005, 07:58 PM
lime pickle is "da bomb" for want of a better phrase ;)

Any phrase is better than "da bomb"...

alphaxion
April 25th, 2005, 08:21 PM
k then.. how's "lime pickle is as great as being balls deep in a king charles spaniel"... any better?

potto
April 26th, 2005, 01:42 AM
interestingly when you eat curry it does secrete the spices through your sweat glands, it happens to me... also minced Beef dishes with a rich sauce always adds a wonderful scent to my urine

Fragmentor
April 27th, 2005, 08:37 AM
Me too. Oh and yes I do stink of lynx deodrant thank you very much.
Lynx is the bigest pile of shite ever

AndrewC
April 27th, 2005, 03:23 PM
You a slazenger sport man Frag? :)

Tom.Vigor
April 27th, 2005, 05:22 PM
He doesn't use them, he does however use sailors aftershave

JDRS
April 27th, 2005, 06:21 PM
Lynx is the bigest pile of shite ever

It's not great but some of them aren't bad and it's cheap!

Fragmentor
April 27th, 2005, 06:21 PM
no i dont, i use Ralph Lauren :yes:

Blunther
April 27th, 2005, 06:27 PM
It's not great but some of them aren't bad and it's cheap!

It's not cheap. It's about 2 pounds bloody fifty!

'Never pay more than a quid for pit spray'. That's my mantra.

Blunther
April 27th, 2005, 06:28 PM
Saying that, I went against my beliefs yesterday and bought some for one fifty, 'cos I played badminton at lunchtime and was stinking the office out.

Pobbie Rarr
April 28th, 2005, 12:09 AM
You can't top the "Fucking Dutch".
Seconded. :cheers: