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eusebius
April 28th, 2005, 04:10 PM
Secretary of Justice Donner gave in to demands from the left-wing liberals D66 to end prosecution of home cultivation of marihuana.

I'm thinking of crossing marihuana with tomatos and cucumbers now, or apples? What would you like to buy at your local Tesco's?

AndrewC
April 28th, 2005, 04:14 PM
Hey, like homer simpsons Tomaco!

eusebius
April 28th, 2005, 04:19 PM
Please elaborate on that
</bot been watching for a long time>

JDRS
April 28th, 2005, 04:29 PM
You could cross it with all sorts of things. Make your own range.

Blunther
April 28th, 2005, 04:34 PM
Secretary of Justice Donner gave in to demands from the left-wing liberals D66 to end prosecution of home cultivation of marihuana.

I'm thinking of crossing marihuana with tomatos and cucumbers now, or apples? What would you like to buy at your local Tesco's?

Go on the Dutch! :applause:

It was tolerated for small scale growing anyway weren't it?

pricemazda
April 28th, 2005, 04:42 PM
I would like to buy a pre-packaged half a spliff, do they sell those in the Netherlands or only full sized ones?

Blunther
April 28th, 2005, 04:50 PM
I would like to buy a pre-packaged half a spliff, do they sell those in the Netherlands or only full sized ones?

Why not buy a full one and have half? :crazy:

Or has my weed-riddled mind missed somethang?

I've only ever se

Oohohhhhhhh I GET IT!!

Cucumbers!

Wonderful stuff!!

Blunther
April 28th, 2005, 04:50 PM
takes me a while but I get there in the end! :)


BLOODY 39 SECOND RULE!!!!!!

pricemazda
April 28th, 2005, 06:25 PM
thats right, keep up dear. Stop smoking so much weed and you might find your brains goes a little faster.

God though, you know when you have been here too long, when you start making 'in' jokes that only SSC members would get.

Lostboy
April 28th, 2005, 06:28 PM
I don't think weed damages the brain, all we know is that it kills off braincells, but I like to think it probably kills off the weak retarded ones, the stragglers who keep the rest of them behind at their pace. You just end up with a better class of them this way.

Blunther
April 28th, 2005, 07:06 PM
Weed doesn't destroy memory either.

Blunther
April 28th, 2005, 07:10 PM
I don't believe weed harms your memory either.

pricemazda
April 28th, 2005, 07:13 PM
I was wondering who was going to be the first to make that joke.

eusebius
April 28th, 2005, 07:22 PM
Marihuana is (behold) beneficial for the brain ... a small dose speedens up recovery.
2 post-graduates researched this, at Utrecht.
The good thing to this new police rule is that people can now grow their own and know what goes into it. Cannabis or rather hemp is an indigenous plant. I've always had some plants in the garden as it attracts butterflies and birds - who have a groovy time! Some stupid kids once tried to smoke it :ohno:

Arthur Dent
April 28th, 2005, 08:48 PM
I prefer Cat Nip.

AndrewC
April 28th, 2005, 08:55 PM
I prefer the natural high i get from knowing i live life honestly and to the best of my capabilities. I also enjoy dextroamphetamine.

Blunther
April 28th, 2005, 09:29 PM
I was wondering who was going to be the first to make that joke.

Bit obvious I know :(

JDRS
April 28th, 2005, 10:23 PM
I prefer the natural high i get from knowing i live life honestly and to the best of my capabilities. I also enjoy dextroamphetamine.

http://www.mentalhealth.com/drug/p30-d04.html

I think I'll stick with marijuana.

Kampflamm
April 28th, 2005, 10:32 PM
You kids need to stop screwing around. Weed is the Devil's plant!

DiggerD21
April 28th, 2005, 11:20 PM
Dönerhuana (You can also call it Kebap-Weed).

AndrewC
April 29th, 2005, 12:07 AM
Try snorting Colmans Mustard.

You can really feel the essence of Norwich as you weep on the floor.

Caiman
April 29th, 2005, 01:03 AM
Are the futch edible?

Tubeman
April 29th, 2005, 10:11 AM
Hey, like homer simpsons Tomaco!

One of the shittest episodes ever. And that's saying something.

SHiRO
April 29th, 2005, 08:34 PM
While this move (which isn't sure yet) might seem like the drugpolicy of the Netherlands is even more liberalised, it is actually the exact opposite.
Police and and judges are asking for a completely legalized and controlled supply end, not this half assed measure Donner wants to implement. This is only worsening the problems with home plantations.

JDRS
April 29th, 2005, 10:11 PM
Ever tried snorting sherbert? Makes your nose sting badly. :ohno:

Fragmentor
April 29th, 2005, 10:24 PM
Sherbet messes wiht your head like fuck after snorting properly

Frog
April 29th, 2005, 10:40 PM
Ever tried snorting sherbert? Makes your nose sting badly. :ohno:
i knew someone who snorted paracetamol :ohno: