Any music that is currently getting on your nerves?

I am really, really sick of hearing 50 fooking Cent being played here, there and everywhere. The guy is complete bollocks. His lyrics are garbage, every video of his is the same - fast cars and women with not very many clothes, he barely even raps. He's fuking terrible. Not even a tenth of Tupac's talent.

And how about that damn AKON song? He's lonely apparently, and he wants to tell us all about it, not only in his normal slur but WITH A STUPID FUKING ANNOYING AND CREEPY SQUEAKY SPED UP BACKING VOICE TOO! How can ANYONE in their right mind willingly want to listen to that never mind buy and play it in their own homes. Is this world insane?

How about Maroon 5? I for one cringe every time I hear a song of theirs come on, crappy synthesised vocal bollocking crap. To steal a quote it's an aural holocaust. It makes me want to harm small animals to release the rage it injects me with.

Agree with me, and don't liken me to Martin G.

FUCKING PAUL YOUNG, HURRY UP AND DIE YOU IRRITATING C*NT

paul young hasnt died, instead he presents those advertising things on late night itv 2 which is the closest thing to hell.

Does anyone find the continuing exploits of Pete Doherty in the nation news papers a complete bore? I don't give a shit if he's dating Kate Moss or gets into fights after drinking too much Guiness.

I just hate the nasal sound in his voice. And such pathetic 80's balads, like Unsenza Una Donna or whatever its called. What wank.

Libertines are the most overated band ever. And Razorlight, they're crap too.

I have to say i enjoyed both those bands when the first appeared, now i'm not inclined to put either on when i get hom ein the evenings. I don't actually own any libertines of course.

This song is a load of bollocks

and the video is nothing short of psychological torture :



http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0007UH5HY.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

:nuts:

why the fuck does anyone like it. its not ironic. its shite, and HATE peter kay with his oh so heart warming working class bollocks.

Busted and Mcfly are complete crap.

everyone's been singing that song and its annoying (well thats putting it mildly, but it makes me feel violent whenever someone starts singing it, especially that 4 year old at the train station :bash: DIE)
and that "crunk" crap thats been polluting our airwaves :bash:

Libertines are the most overated band ever.

No way, The Libertines rock(ed).

My most hated 'musical' moment of last year was the cynical marketing ploy that was Eamonn and Frankee. How on earth people had the lack of shame or self-respect to allow themselves to be seen by buying those records escapes me.

The Eamon and Frankie thing was one of the most annoying things of last year. That song was so repetitive and annoying and just when you though it was over Frankie brought out the annoying tune again with only a slight variation.

thought this was a music thread. what's this shite you're all talking about?

new teenage fanclub album out may 9th. buy it, or your life will pass you by unfulfilled.

at the moment there's one line that if it gets into my head I end up randomly screaming and turning into a tourettes sufferer... the theme song for the oc...

"california here we..." muaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhhh *bam bam bam*

*puts gun down, finds a nice secluded corner and lines his ipod up with some by a thread songs*

Sorry Jonesy55 but I have to disagree upon The Libertines.
1/ There was a much better Ohio or Illinois band of the same name, some 17 or 18 years ago. Covered Norwegian Wood if memory serves me correctly, and 2/ they just get on my nerves.
I keep my fingers crossed Auntie will grant to Mary Anne Hobbs the former John Peel slots, with Andy Kershaw doing it to her in a global sensie :yes:
I'm not annoyed by anything, I just roam the net and listen to my own records!

Tho' here's me ranking crap;

McFly, New Order, Daft Punk, Mariah Carey plus Tom Waits!

Tom Waits is quality Eusey!

But then I used to have apenchant for Mariah Carey.

And I mean her music too, sadly :(

But I was nine. And a little shit.

I hate all this new british so called indie/rock shit like the kieser chiefs and shit like that its awful bring back 90's grunge:>

Tom Waits is quality Eusey!

But then I used to have apenchant for Mariah Carey.

And I mean her music too, sadly :(

But I was nine. And a little shit.

How old are you?

Eleventy one.

50 Cent
Ja Rule
Eamon
McShit
Busted
Westloife

Westloife

Getting a bit of a brummie twang eh Tubehat?

Dizzy Rascal

"You know what I mean, innit? I'm doing it for the streets man, totally at street level you know what I mean? Innit man, its for the street blah blah blah" :blahblah:

Load of shit, when he can speak English he might not be as bad, but anyone who uses the words 'you know what I mean' more than once every 30 seconds deserves to be locked up. His 'music' is utter garbage.

I hate all that Rap bollocks, its so cliched. Fast cars and women with not very many clothes is right, not to mention the 10 tonnes per person of gold 'bling'

Peter Kay should also be kicked in the head for bringing back that Tony Christie shite. Special mentions also for any dance/trancey type crap, which all sounds the same apart from some woman repeating some cheesy line in the background. Yawn. That Eric Prydz 'call on me' remix a classic example (Although not a woman doing the singing) its just 3 minutes of the same shite and it sounds like the record has got jammed and just keeps looping. And any band who constantly does cover versions should be buried alive - girls aloud etc.

aye.. solos/groups/bands who do nothing but cover versions should be shot - there is a time and a place for covers (marilyn manson can do some fantastic covers...) but not when it encompasses everything you ever released as well!! Get some creativity and put pen to paper, stylus to screen or fingers to keyboard, however you do it just do your own stuff and only have covers be every now and then...

agreed on eamon and frankie, though they did have hilarious lyrics about pubic lice and lack of oral sex.

I deplore most things that are deemed to be 'street' or 'gangsta', such as....

Dizzee Rascal
50 Cent
So Solid (they were arrested) Crew

all that kinda bollocks. If I get shot in the street, or carry a piece, does that make me cool? If I drive round at 6mph in the dark not lookin where the fuck i'm goin, does that make me cool?

If I wear the entire Elizabeth Duke collection at once, am I cool?

Am I fuck!

These bastards (and bitches) are setting a bad example to our kids and straining my ears no end. Just how likely is an opressed black group of 'n-i-g-g-a-s' (as they call themselves, yet white people are forbidden from saying it) guna do a drive-by in Northampton or Gretna Green?

(Nottingham maybe)

The only time I will EVER look up to these cockends is when they gun me down for lookin at em funny and i'm lookin to the sky, about to be spat on by one of the cunts.

:rant:

Maroon 5 I can hack, along with all the new indie bands like Kaiser Chiefs etc. They don't PUSH their crappy lifestyle on you and if u dont like ther stuff, u don't get a following of wannabe gangstas tellin u u don't know where its at!

:rant:

I deplore most things that are deemed to be 'street' or 'gangsta', such as....

Dizzee Rascal
50 Cent
So Solid (they were arrested) Crew

all that kinda bollocks. If I get shot in the street, or carry a piece, does that make me cool? If I drive round at 6mph in the dark not lookin where the fuck i'm goin, does that make me cool?

If I wear the entire Elizabeth Duke collection at once, am I cool?

Am I fuck!

These bastards (and bitches) are setting a bad example to our kids and straining my ears no end. Just how likely is an opressed black group of 'n-i-g-g-a-s' (as they call themselves, yet white people are forbidden from saying it) guna do a drive-by in Northampton or Gretna Green?

(Nottingham maybe)

The only time I will EVER look up to these cockends is when they gun me down for lookin at em funny and i'm lookin to the sky, about to be spat on by one of the cunts.

:rant:
:lol:

The next rapper or wana be pimp to say "MAYBECH" will need to be shot. Not stabbed or hung just pain simply shot.

my friend listens to girls aloud and prides himself on having a good taste in music :bash:

Frog, drown him in his own vomit or just give him a good !


I all this new british so called indie/rock like the kieser chiefs and like that its awful bring back 90's grunge:>

No way, the Kaiser Chiefs are fun, unlike so many of the bands out there today.

90s grunge belongs in the past.

I've just been clicking through some music channels to give me something more to crap on.

Destiny's Child, good lord, they are utterly unbearable! And that fuking McDonalds advert makes them twice as annoying.
D12, no explanation needed for that lot.
Usher, just total bollocks.
Cher, makes me want to slit my throat.
Muse, arrghhhhhhhhhhh!


Thank god Audioslave are back. :yes:

audioslave bored the tits off me... while we're talking about boring, lets name coldplay, travis and keane as my trio of suicide inducing shit mongers who should really be put down for the betterment of the human psyche ;)

granted!

99% of the music produced this decade so far is pure shit. it's that cheesy top 40, ghetto trash and gangsta shit. you really have to sift around for the really good stuff.

Does everyone else wish that one of the bullets that hit 50 cent actually did its fucking job?

Which twats shot him? they've got shit guns.

Personally i love house music, but i understand why people dont want it forced on them.
AS for GANGSTA RAPPERS, Fuck off!!!!!! There everywhere from Mcdonalds to Reebok..sorry "RBK"

How can people idolise some of the worst scum in society?

P.S. love keiser cheifs new one!

It really annoys me when people put dizzee rascal down, Id guess about 80% of you who do havent heard his albums, just one song which you then stereotype as ''they all sound like that'' and leave it at that. Pfff, you simply cannot criticse music unless youve heard it all.

Saying that, I dont like dizzee rascal lol, but his lyrics are actually great, they put across a great image of what todays britain is like, the youths and the people on the streets etc. Should listen sometime, maybe it will change your mind.

I dont like RnB, Hip Hop (unless its catchy... for instance duu du du du... du du... du du cant touch this!) I can tolerate rock/idny etc. Not too keen on garage either. Favs are Drum N Base (dont anybody knock it! Chances are again all the people who do havent even heard of it) Happy Hardcore, rave, gabber, techno, DUB, dubplate, grime, cassies.. lists goes on for abit.

Dizzee Rascal is 10 times better than 50 Cent, both lyrically and musically. He's still annoying though.


audioslave bored the off me

Yes they can be very boring at times, but songs such as Cochise are excellent, e, powerful, great.

I hate this Gangsta cRap music,its fucking boring,but radio stations are obcessed with it, thats all they play ,,this is what all the schoolies are listening to now,thats why they all have a chip on there shoulders,and bad attitudes,,,Eminem ,what can i say , apart from WANKER (white man trying to be black),,,and that what my black friends say by the way :)

Which twats shot him? they've got shit guns.

The same ones who try and shoot James Bond - they're pants :yes:

Does everyone else wish that one of the bullets that hit 50 cent actually did its fucking job?

Which twats shot him? they've got shit guns.
:applause: :applause: :applause:

^ You applaud Blunther but have a 'bling bling' spinning alloy as your avatar :nuts:

HYPOCRITE

That avatar is more than "bling bling" its a masterpiece.

Get a magic eye avatar then u might get some more respect innit iiiiiiiiiiiii ;)

Eminem ,what can i say , apart from WANKER (white man trying to be black)

I may have miss understood this, but by saying that do you think that thats what a wanker is? You mean wigga?

each to their own. personally i've never understood people's fixation with the beetles. their early stuff was vacuous and their later "hippy bullshit" (as i affectionately call it) is precisely that - shit.

yoko bloody ono also pisses me off. if there's ever an example of a talentless nobody leeching off the fame and success of someone else, she's it. i wear round spectacles and speak in strings of empyreal nonsense, so naturally i must be saying something relevant. shut up, you crazed lunatic.

if i've offended anyone, i'm truly pleased.

it was a lovely day today so i thought i'd work outside. my neighbour thought it was a lovely day too and so had a bbq. i was subjected to a medley of girls aloud, tony christie, mcfuckingdie, and britney spears. ...and all that was after i had to bury a juvenile dunnock that had been mauled in MY garden by HIS fucking cat.

i hate tony christie and i fucking hate cats.

This looks like my type of thread. I don't have time to vent everything, but I'd just like to say how much I hate G4.

Techno heads - i wanna be a hippy!?!?!

Dido

For being a repetitive whinging shit head with a horrible whiney voice, who makes you want to jump in front of a very fast train.

Coldplay

For their latest single. Sounds just like their old stuff. Boring.

Me and Bobby Womack I like "tight"

Word up Steve C! Dido sucks (sucked? :D )

This looks like my type of thread. I don't have time to vent everything, but I'd just like to say how much I hate G4.

:applause:

G4 were awful. Every time they came on the X Factor I ended up changing the channel. What was so good about them?

An operatic version of "Creep"? :hahaha:

Much like other boy bands, they also have this hideous "new man" image to appease feminists.

Crap music becomes so much drunker the greater I get.

This looks like the perfect thread to resurrect SO I CAN TELL EVERYONE HOW MUCH I HATE THAT SHITTY NEW SONG BY DARKNESS BLOKE JUSTIN HAWKINS.

It's a cover of "This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us". You can just imagine it now, even if you've never heard it before because it suits his buttock-clenchingly annoying voice to no fucking end.

To make things worse, I've got a feeling this will signal the return of The Darkness. :no:

Im sorry to say it guys...but AMERICAN music today SUCKS! It sucks hard. I like Ameirca...but jesus christ. Rap has gone to hell. Rock bands are all a bunch of whiney emo or punk wannabe bastards. Pop music is not even catchy anymore. Country blows nowadays. Shit, probally even classical music sucks.

If Hendrix, Beettoven, Elvis, Bob Marley, etc knew how shitty the music was today...they would be spinning in their graves so fast that we could hook them up to a generator to power the Las Vegas strip.

We can each gain a degree of comfort in the fact that both sides of the Atlantic have been aurally annihilated. :hug:

We can each gain a degree of comfort in the fact that both sides of the Atlantic have been aurally annihilated. :hug:

I dont think there really good music coming out of anywhere in the mainstream. The best stuff is underground or things noone has heard of.

I dont think there really good music coming out of anywhere in the mainstream. The best stuff is underground or things noone has heard of.

What about JET? I think they are fun, good rockers :)

What are you guys talking about? How can anybody dislike this lyrical masterpiece?! :omg: I'm shocked.


50 Cent - Just a Lil Bit

Yeah... Shady....Aftermath.. G-Unit

Damn baby all I need is a lil' bit...
A lil bit o' dis a lil bit o' dat...
Get crackin' in the club when you hear the shit..
Drop it like it's hot when you're workin' that back....
Girl shake that thing yeah work that thing,
Let me see it go up and down...
Rotate that thing, I wanna touch that thing when you make it go round and round...
I step up in the club I'm like who you with
G-Unit in the house yeah that's my clique
Yeah I'm young but a ***** from the old school,
On a dance floor ***** doing old moves...
I don't give a fuck I do what I wanna do,
I hit your ass up boy I done warned you,
Better listen when I talk ***** don't trip,
Your heat in the club, mine's in this bitch,
I ain't tryin' to beef I'm tryin' to get my drink on.
I got my diamonds, my fitted, and my mink on..
I'm gonna kick it at the bar til it's time to go,
Then I'm gonna get shorty here and I'm gonna let her know...

[chorus]

All a ***** really need is a lil bit,
not a lot baby girl just a lil bit..
we can head to the crib in a lil bit..
I can show you how I live in a lil bit,
I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil bit,
take 'em off pull em down just a lil bit,
get to kissin' and touchin' a lil bit...
get to lickin', a lil bit...
[verse 2]

This is 50 comin' out your stereo..
Hard to tell tho cuz I switch the flow,
Eyes a little low cuz I twist tha dro
Pockets on swoll cuz I move the o's..
My neck, my wrist, my ears is froze
Come get your bitch she on me dawg,
She must a heard about the dough,
Now captain c'mon and save a hoe.

I get crunk in the club I'm off the chain
#1 on the chart all the time mayne
When the kid in the house I turn it out
Keep the dance floor packed that's without a doubt
Shorty shake that thing like a pro mayne
She back dat up on me I'm like oh man
I get close enough to her so I know she could hear
System thumpin' party's jumpin I say it loud and clear.

[chorus]

All a ***** really need is a lil bit,
not a lot baby girl just a lil bit..
we can head to the crib in a lil bit..
I can show you how I live in a lil bit,
I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil bit,
take 'em off pull em down just a lil bit,
get to kissin' and touchin' a lil bit...
get to lickin', a lil bit...

[bridge]
You really got me feelin' right.. (ya heard me)
My mama gone you can spend the night (ya heard me)
I ain't playin' I'm tryin' to fuck tonight (ya heard me)
Clothes off, face down, ass up, c'mon (haha).

[chorus 2x]

All a ***** really need is a lil bit,
not a lot baby girl just a lil bit..
we can head to the crib in a lil bit..
I can show you how I live in a lil bit,
I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil bit,
take 'em off pull em down just a lil bit,
get to kissin' and touchin' a lil bit...
get to lickin', a lil bit...

Its still better than Mull Of Kintyre.

I recently saw an advert for a remix album of this years biggest pop hits. As if the original versions of Eric Prydz, some shite by Jennifer Lopez, some shite by the Bodyrockers and some more by Nelly weren't punishing enough, some genius thought it'd be a good idea to add MORE FUCKING DANCE BEATS to these horrible tracks, somehow making them EVEN WORSE. I fucking despair, music cannot get any worse.

I have been hearing that &#$^* Crazy Frog song on the US pop charts now. :rant:

What about JET? I think they are fun, good rockers :)

dont care for them at all...no offense. Not my style.

What are you guys talking about? How can anybody dislike this lyrical masterpiece?! :omg: I'm shocked.


50 Cent - Just a Lil Bit

Yeah... Shady....Aftermath.. G-Unit

Damn baby all I need is a lil' bit...
A lil bit o' dis a lil bit o' dat...
Get crackin' in the club when you hear the shit..
Drop it like it's hot when you're workin' that back....
Girl shake that thing yeah work that thing,
Let me see it go up and down...
Rotate that thing, I wanna touch that thing when you make it go round and round...
I step up in the club I'm like who you with
G-Unit in the house yeah that's my clique
Yeah I'm young but a ***** from the old school,
On a dance floor ***** doing old moves...
I don't give a fuck I do what I wanna do,
I hit your ass up boy I done warned you,
Better listen when I talk ***** don't trip,
Your heat in the club, mine's in this bitch,
I ain't tryin' to beef I'm tryin' to get my drink on.
I got my diamonds, my fitted, and my mink on..
I'm gonna kick it at the bar til it's time to go,
Then I'm gonna get shorty here and I'm gonna let her know...

[chorus]

All a ***** really need is a lil bit,
not a lot baby girl just a lil bit..
we can head to the crib in a lil bit..
I can show you how I live in a lil bit,
I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil bit,
take 'em off pull em down just a lil bit,
get to kissin' and touchin' a lil bit...
get to lickin', a lil bit...
[verse 2]

This is 50 comin' out your stereo..
Hard to tell tho cuz I switch the flow,
Eyes a little low cuz I twist tha dro
Pockets on swoll cuz I move the o's..
My neck, my wrist, my ears is froze
Come get your bitch she on me dawg,
She must a heard about the dough,
Now captain c'mon and save a hoe.

I get crunk in the club I'm off the chain
#1 on the chart all the time mayne
When the kid in the house I turn it out
Keep the dance floor packed that's without a doubt
Shorty shake that thing like a pro mayne
She back dat up on me I'm like oh man
I get close enough to her so I know she could hear
System thumpin' party's jumpin I say it loud and clear.

[chorus]

All a ***** really need is a lil bit,
not a lot baby girl just a lil bit..
we can head to the crib in a lil bit..
I can show you how I live in a lil bit,
I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil bit,
take 'em off pull em down just a lil bit,
get to kissin' and touchin' a lil bit...
get to lickin', a lil bit...

[bridge]
You really got me feelin' right.. (ya heard me)
My mama gone you can spend the night (ya heard me)
I ain't playin' I'm tryin' to fuck tonight (ya heard me)
Clothes off, face down, ass up, c'mon (haha).

[chorus 2x]

All a ***** really need is a lil bit,
not a lot baby girl just a lil bit..
we can head to the crib in a lil bit..
I can show you how I live in a lil bit,
I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil bit,
take 'em off pull em down just a lil bit,
get to kissin' and touchin' a lil bit...
get to lickin', a lil bit...
Surely you're joking. Let's all hope it's 10th time lucky for Mr Cent. :yes:

He likes Lilliput? Sad act.

Anything by Coldplay. Bunch of whiny, wimpy fuckers.

hi bunnyman, good to see you around here! Now if blabber 'n smokes would join ... we'd raise the level

and I have to come to the defense of Liliput (note one 'L')
Liliput was Kleenex before, Slits styled Swiss girlie wacko punkers who later on became Liliput, who released the legendary 'Hopscotch' single on London's Rough Trade

which reminds of the fact it's quite some since Rough Trade released something really good - which in effect was David Kitt

the current crop of Kaiser Chiefs, Cribs, Franz Ferdinand is on top of my current crap list

God forbid is any of these, or similar bandwagon jumpers, would ever make it onto the John Peel stage @Glasto

You really got me feelin' right.. (ya heard me)
My mama gone you can spend the night (ya heard me)
I ain't playin' I'm tryin' to fuck tonight (ya heard me)
Clothes off, face down, ass up, c'mon (haha).
sounds to me like mr 28p enjoys it in the wrong 'un. :runaway:

nice of him to wait till his mum goes out though.

Franz Ferdinand - you know, they could write the greatest song ever written and it would still sound shit, solely due the fact that Alex Kapranos sounds duller than a rainy afternoon in Corby.

mr 28p
:master:

Are you absolutely sure that's the correct exchange rate though?

a rainy day in corby would be best spent in going elsewhere

:dunno:
peterborough?

:master:

Are you absolutely sure that's the correct exchange rate though?
it was yesterday. today it's 27.9978p. hurrah for the ever-falling US currency!

Personally i love house music!


wow so do i! there is hope

Can you suggest some good house music?

Can you suggest some good house music?


loads!

but i'm just about to get in the bath so maybe later

there is so much great house music out there,

Try hed kandi, they make some good compilations.

Some of the tunes im playin out at the moment include,
freemasons - love on my mind
little love - lil love,
les rythmes digitales - jacques your body (citeron ad with the transfromer car)
martin solveig - everybody

Im a bit of a dance veteran though. i love more then anything, Old Skool Trance like cafe del mar and Paul van dyk.

Cafe Del mar by Energy 52....now you're talking

more into Brighton styled dance:
Cristian Vogel, Justin Berkovi

http://www.shotdeadinthehead.com/images/designs/HM0113c.jpg

house (and indeed all dance dirivative music) bores the shit out of me, it's so hollow and lacks an energy... I end up longing for the growl of a lead guitar, the grunt of a good bass guitar (the bass used in dance and rnb stuff is a feeble attempt to inject some substance and life into the track and simply drowns out everything else), the beat of the drums and the tortured vocals and lyrics of someone putting their heart on show (rather than "yeah, wiggle that ass bitch" or that hugely fucking annoying "ooo oooo" noise I've heard ppl make in the middle of dance tracks...)

yeah. we've all been told for 15 years + that dance, house and all you could squeeze in a dance dept. at a record store is the future of music and the most up to date genre.
I'd rather choke on peanuts.

the only thing i listen to is house nowadays, which probably isnt good realy

not to keen on hed kandi, i suppose i like mine a bit more handbag

i do think house is very similar to the guitar based stuff that everyone seems to rave about but it has came the same route, just as todays franz ferdinands and coldplays came from 70's rock, house decended from 70's disco. infact it was invented by frankie knuckles in a new york gay club that was popular with black drag queens.

the only problem is that its getting way too commercial, especialy since the drivel that is call on me, and all the other vile 80's/french cheese thats all over the charts became so popular.

but if you know where to go, you can always find talented dj's playing great records!

I recently saw an advert for a remix album of this years biggest pop hits. As if the original versions of Eric Prydz, some shite by Jennifer Lopez, some shite by the Bodyrockers and some more by Nelly weren't punishing enough, some genius thought it'd be a good idea to add MORE FUCKING DANCE BEATS to these horrible tracks, somehow making them EVEN WORSE. I fucking despair, music cannot get any worse.

Here is said album, HORRIFIC: http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000A14OIS/qid=1123784991/sr=8-1/ref=pd_ka_1/202-0088964-3072623