Shocking

eusebius sleeps with the fishes!

In an unprecedented maneuver, eusebius has finally bowed to the pressure of a throbbing penis that was laid on his back sixteen years ago and is accepting gays.

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eusebius's spokesman addressed a crowd of choir boys and their priest and informed the world that the previously strict no-sex policy would be abolished and that eusebius would be the first to indulge himself in the new pleasures that equality would bring. This unthinkable move has sent shockwaves reverberating throughout the western world, and there was even a sighting of the rainbow flag being burned in New Orleans.

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I'm rather ugly actually :rofl: Tall, burly on the verge of being fat .. Anyway, was that your penis? I knew I'd sat on something. My apology if I crushed it.

and it's manoeuvre!

is accepting gays - very good :laugh:

and it's manoeuvre!
Hey, I only copied and pasted the article, fella.

from the Clog Tribune?

More revelations about the life of Eusebius.

"Eusebius studied under Pamphilius (c. 240-309). a Christian scholar and presbyter in the church at Caesarea. Pamphilius was an ardent disciple of Origen and Eusebius became deeply influenced by the Origenist tradition. His major work was his History of the Church, a massive piece of research that preserves quotations from many older writers that would otherwise have been lost. Despite the breadth of his reading most scholars agree that “his erudition is not matched by clarity of thought or attractiveness of presentation.”[1] Perhaps urprisingly Eusebius did not follow the extremes of Origen’s allegorical interpretation.[2] Some writers note that just as Caesarea lay halfway between Antioch and Alexandria, so Eusebius’ hermeneutic lay midway between the traditions of those two cities.[3]"

I think the highlighted part is especially accurate :laugh:

you won't believe this but I never bothered to look ^up

Still makes a change from his mother.

Queen Beatrix is like a mother to all Dutchmen.

Queen Beatrix is also a slut then. :laugh: