Here is my list:


Chicago
Cleveland
Cincinatti
Milwaukee
Minneapolis
Detroit
Louisville
Grand Rapids
Toledo
Kansas City
Omaha
Evanston
Saint Louis
Duluth
Saint Paul
Columbus
Indianapolis
Dayton
Joliet
Madison
Springfield
Dubuque
Rock Island
Youngstown
Dearborn
Peoria
Appleton
Des Moines



Do you agree or disagree?

^ you fucking dick!

you're putting joliet ahead of dubuque!?! FUCK YOU. i once got a breath mint from an attendant in a joilet restaurant bathroom that was terrible, and the attendant looked like he hadn't shaved in a couple days. everyone KNOWS that dubuque restaurant bathroom attendants are always clean shaven and hand out only top quality breath mints, BITCH! you can't say the same for scruffy, unminty joliet.

shit, joliet over dubuque!?! i mean god, give me a fucking brake already........ really.

and where's bettendorf? huh, bitch?

god, your list totally sucks.

you totally suck.

DAYTON!!!

Oh my god sharptent, don't even get me started. My mom's cousin lives in dubuque, and I've been there a few times for random holidays (actually, we're going there for Flag Day in a few weeks) and the service in their upscale bathrooms is ATROCIOUS. I saw a bathroom attendant in dubuque once where the attendant was BLIND. How is a BLIND man supposed to help ME wash my un-visually impaired hands?!?? And when he gave me my mint, he actually handed me an aspirin, because he COULDN'T SEE WHAT HE WAS GRABBING. GAWD. You are so fucking stupid that you will burn in hell forever.

Besides, I'm going to college for Bathroom Attending, so shut your stupid face because I know more than you do.

Finally a 'rank these midwest cities' thread that I actually care about, CG5 should now be the official starter of all threads...

They had breath mints, potpourri and a personal towel-man at the Denny's right outside of Gary.

DAYTON!!!

Pittsburgh

I cant speak for all cities, but Minneapolis had the most elegant marble-floored bathroom at this one place called 9. Wow...I just...melted. It was so fancy!

PITTSBURGH ISNT EVEN IN THE MIDWEST YOU FOOL! OMFG U R SO DUMB AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID.

CG5 YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 WHY ISN'T CHESTERFIELD ON YOUR LIST??!!!!111


DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Since we're on this case. What is up with all of the Midwestern forumers and their obsession with rankings? If this thread is legit, I give up.

Here is my list:


Chicago
Cleveland
Cincinatti
Milwaukee
Minneapolis
Detroit
Louisville
Grand Rapids
Toledo
Kansas City
Omaha
Evanston
Saint Louis
Duluth
Saint Paul
Columbus
Indianapolis
Dayton
Joliet
Madison
Springfield
Dubuque
Rock Island
Youngstown
Dearborn
Peoria
Appleton
Des Moines



Do you agree or disagree?

MILWAUKEE ABOVE INDY????????

DUDE, WTF!!!

Half the time, Milwaukee bathroom "servants" either:

a). drunk
b). can't speak American
c). not wearing cumberbunds


MY LIST:
1. Chicago (duh)
2. Indianapolis (great sevice)
3. Minneapolis

the rest

Cincinnati? Nah. Detroit? Please. St. Louis? Maybe in the next ten years. Milwaukee? No chance in hell.

I will admitt Fort Wayne had some nice service. HOW THE HELL COULD YOU FORGET FORT WAYNE? Fort Wayne tops most of these "cities" in this catagory.

Define "service."

This one soul-food joint in E. St. Louis had the best bathroom service of any place in the Midwest, including the almighty Chicago. I mean, once you get a whiff of that serine rib and cobbler smell, you'll be dying to use the potty at least 4 times a meal. And the toilet paper, tripple-ply, WHAT UP!? (And not the stuff that sticks to your ass, either!)

Reminds me, has anyone been to the Cheesecake Factory in Benton Harbor? They have to have the nicest restroom of any city in the country; it's called Lake Michigan.

Obviously Chicago. I went to this restaurant there and the bathroom was so nice that I pissed and shit myself before I could actually use the facilities.

Umm... Is it necessary to get to angry about this tread topic. lol I mean come on its just bathroom service.

Sarcasm

PEORIA

That's my best Shafick impersonation...

We should rank the best threads. This one goes at the top.

My vote: Terre Haute, Ind: Big Shoes Barbeque south of the abandoned Stran Steel Plant has dirt floors, but impeccable loo-ccoutrements.

Omigosh!

I almost forgot.

You HAVE to go to the P.F. Chang's in Cairo, Il. I mean, talk about marble floors and hand towels...all the accoutrements would make you go I-N-S-A-N-E!

Umm... Is it necessary to get to angry about this tread topic. lol I mean come on its just bathroom service.



ARE YOU RETARDED? JUST BATHROOM SERVICE>??Adf?????? GO BACK TO COW-TOWN, FARM BOY!

We don't have bathrooms here in Kansas City. Just outhouses, and for the impatient buckets are placed underneath the table at most eating establishments. I would say our restroom service here is worse than Duluth.

^ You should see Indy. They just piss all over everything.

PEORIA

That's my best Shafick impersonation...


lol!!! That guy is a legend. He is like Ebert and Roeper of City vs. City. Instead of saying two thumbs up...all he has to say is what city, with no reason.

Columbus Ohio.... no restrooms... just Golden Shower city...!
:eek2:

^ You should see Indy. They just piss all over everything.

LOL.. so true.

And for all Indy forumers not to be rude but if Indy isnt #1 or 2 you guys throw the biggest fit.

Oh this is bogus. Where is South Bend? You can practically eat off of the bathroom floor at the Mcdonalds!

Don't ask how I know. ;)