Some of you might have noticed Norwich suck so far this season. Heres a few rumours I have heard from unreliable sources:

Darren Huckerby's wife has left him

Leon MacKenzie is after Huckerby's wife

Leon has checked himself into a mental clinic

Dean Ashton and Jason Shackell are quite 'friendly'.

Worthington is actually an ant in a man costume.

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I'll leave you to work out which ones are real and which ones are fake but needless to say its all been downhill since that embarrassing 6-0 defeat t o the hands of the owner of Harrods if not long before that.

wave goodbye say hello to Nottingham Forest.