I saw this a while back and though I'd start something like that over here too.. So its simple, I'll start with a sentence and the person who posts after me will have to continue the sentence in their own way, but just remember it has to be decent, so that everyone can contribute/participate.

And please make sure to keep this thread clean and friendly!

EDIT: PLEASE make sure you DO NOT take your daily anger out on this thread, I dont care if your wife didnt let you have sex, or your child pee'ed on your shirt, or the national team was playing bad .. I dont care about that I DO NOT want you to ruin this thread.

Here we go;

I was watching cricket today when suddenly ...

Inzamam walked in through the door and he said ...

Bismillah Ir' Rehman Ur' Rahim, I looked at him and I ...

barfed uncontrollable because he was so goddamn fat and couldnt play cricket for his goddamn life and then...

changed the channel and started watching ...

started ordering food before i realized that ...

i was getting rather fat aswell so i picked up a ...

a picture of Inzi and realized i was not so fat afterall....

so i decided to headback home to see hopefully some physco idiot wouldnt have destroyed my thread on a forum when on my way back i saw ...

Pakboy reading a bahria town magazine so i said ...

man so thats where you get your projects from, when he started telling me ...

wow Malik Riaz got lots of money and then..

I told him to forget about him and worry about himself when he suddenly started ..

crying uncontrollably and pointed to a ...

picture of Qazi the MMA leader and cried help its a jahil mullah...

when suddenly Qazi came out of the blue and kipnapped Pakboy, I quickly got up and ...

said Oye Pahjee tusee chai neh peeni...

then i realised inzamam was still in my room so i said to him ...

Do something useful and get out of my room and pakboy screamed...

that he misses his Malik Riaz stuffed toy, so then i dropped pakboy at ...

ok one second pause here...I think we are beating pakboy a bit too much now lmao ok....play...

the center of Bahria town and then i went straight to the airport to ...

grab a flight to gwadar, on the plane i saw ...

Malik Riaz trying to sleep but he had dreams of...

dont know who as I was busy watching the ...

Baseball game when..

suddenly malik riaz farted out another plan called bahria town gwadar....

when i told him i was least interested, as I was ...

watching pakistan play cricket...

then the pilot came out of the cockpit and informed us that ...

the plane was going down, so we ...

decided to jump off the plane and landed straight onto a donkey cart which was headed to...

bahria town ...


:D

This thread is starting to get boring as we are stuck on 1 thing and thats pakboy, bahria town, and Malik Riaz!

Lmao lets shake things up a bit....

And we headed straight to Paris in a donkey cart after we arrived in Bahria town...

to see that there had been no construction made so far, the donkey suddenly started speaking and said ...

wtf...

The Donkey Says "JOSH NAAL PAO PANGRA!"

:lol:

Let me give this thread a new life.



I got up early in the morning..it seemed i had slept for ages. As i moved to switch off the alarm, i saw the "appointment at 8:30" sign flashing..Hurriedly, i changed and ran for the subway station. Suddenly...

.. I saw a flashing light at the corner of the station, and it turned out to be ..

Pakboy riding a donkey with a head light attached to his head, suddenly...

I gave it a new life ... no more pakboy plz.

I hit the donkey with my landcruiser and then ended up taking the injured donkey to Imran Khan's hospital where he himself .............

..along with Ibrar khan... did the surgery and realised the donkey was ...

.. a professional tap-dancer and started tap dancing, to which I ..

.....had proposed earlier for a circus contract...but then suddenly....

...gen musharraf imposed the emergency rule ...so i decided to fly out of pakistan so i can...

send back more foreign exchange to help our growing economy. When I went abroad I met the same tap dancing donkey and.....

I wondered why do i always happen to meet donkeys?...i did a reality check on myself and realised I was also a ...

I wondered why do i always happen to meet donkeys?...i did a reality check on myself and realised I was also a ...

Donkey!


Yay!



:tongue3:

.. and went out to door to see a gorgeous blonde infront of me, only to realize it was ...

pamela anderson complete with hepatitis C who was gonna marry......

Kid Rock for the second time ...

but i snapped out of my dream and realized that the Pakistan vs India match was about to start...

but i snapped out of my dream and realized that the Pakistan vs India match was about to start...

In 4 Hours! YAAAAAAAAAAY! :happy:



:cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer:

so i stick to my TV to find out ...

.. that Zara Sheikh looks like a fag in her latest pictures so I call up ..

...911/999...

.. to find Oogabooga on the line, while I heard him doing his laundry, I said ..

.. to find Oogabooga on the line, while I heard him doing his laundry, I said ..

I hope your not doing it to the new set of pictures of Zara Sheikh, only to find out that........

..he was, but there was more to it. Now you may ask whats more? Well to our surprise Umais was also there..thats when i hung up and ...

..realized that both of them had infact married, shocked as I was, I ran out the door, grabbed my Sohrab, rang the cycle bell, and suddenly out of nowhere..

...a pole came, as in it wasn't there before. I ran into it head on, and the next thing I know...

.. I wake up with Inzimam wearing a shiny silver space suit stroking his silver metallic beard, I realized I was on some sort of a space craft, I shouted ..

..."I am the first Pakistani in space. Pakistan Zindabad :banana::banana::banana::banana:"...with excitement, i opened the cockpit and then ....:llama:

I see Darrell hair driving the cockpit, and i find out Inzi is actually a captive, Darrell is taking his revenge, i then...

...decided to take Darell's life to safe Inzimam because he is my hero, but then I had a change of mind and decided to...

...travel back in time to see the building of the pyaramids. However it didn't go successfully and I ended up with the dinosaurs. I was about to be attacked by a T-rex when.....

...it got shot in the head by another time-traveler. He saved my life, but an even bigger surprise was that...

The time traveler was Bush, trying to go back in time so he can't take the decision to attack iraq, his didn't successfully either, i then take his gun and...

put it on auction at ebay for 0.05cents so ...