OK i was looking through my old emails and found this hillarious one sent to me describing Khaleeji Guys. I really hope no one is offended and if you are, let me know and I will take this off. Remember its just a Joke!




http://www.flagsonline.it/Bandiere/Ico_band/Bahrain.jpgBahraini Guys

Thin and Unattractive. Most of them are low-class and have below average income and they go buy BMW's and MERCK's to show off. Many go buy cars from Saudi Arabia, or Kuwait to get a Non-Bahraini License Plate, so that girls can give them face! (coz they THINK girls Love Saudi and Kuwaiti Guys!). But they forget that girls can tell that they are from a village!! They ALL work in BANKS for some reason!. No creativity at ALL.

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http://www.flagsonline.it/Bandiere/Ico_band/saudiarabia.jpgSaudi Guys

Always neat and smell as if they've been showering in Cologne! they always Stare like they've never seen girls in their whole damn life! they would even stare at cow just because she's female! They drive Flashy Posh Expensive cars, BUT have NO CLASS AT ALL!! NO ETIQUETTE AT ALL! They love drinking, and they love Bahrain and Dubai coz they see them as close by "bars".

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http://www.flagsonline.it/Bandiere/Ico_band/kuwait.jpgKuwaiti Guys

90% gay, or have the potential!. Fashion freaks just like the girls. Talk very softly and do not pronounce hard letters as they are supposed to be pronounced in Arabic. Do not like to get their hands dirty. Love Starbucks, shopping, Nino's (restaurant). Oh and they ALL go to Cannes, Nice, and Switzerland for vacation! even the poor ones! They think they are better than all people in the Gulf coz they have a "parliament". A parliment that doesnt allow Woman to Vote, or to Hold Office! what kind of Parliament is this?

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http://www.flagsonline.it/Bandiere/Ico_band/emirates.jpgEmaratee Guys

Never used a shaver in their lives. Act as if they are soo polite. Then when you find out their real character it will shock you. They all love jetskiing, buggy riding, and motor-racing, while their women are sitting at home doing nothing really. They all wear watches rattled with diamonds (you know, the TechnoMarine ones that only girls are supposed to wear).


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http://www.flagsonline.it/Bandiere/Ico_band/qatar.jpgQatari Guys

Rarely Shave but still facially cleaner than Emaratees. Drive on the side-walk coz they still havent comprehended what streets are for. They only drive 4x4's coz they think the world is one big desert rally. They follow girls like there's no tomorow. Damn it, those lipton tea thingies that hang on their heads are multiplying by the 100's!!! ive seen guys that wear 6 at once!!


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http://www.flagsonline.it/Bandiere/Ico_band/oman.jpgOmani guys

Poor ones, very polite and niave. They should stay in their country and never leave. They think all the girls all falling for them coz they are the "toughi's". They dont like the rest of khaleeji guys coz they say that they are "new money" which is true.






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Hehe, you can tell it's a bit old but it's funny :D.

old is gold :)

The thing about UAE women isnt really accurate but the rest is :D

:rofl: :rofl:

really funny =D :)

The thing about UAE women isnt really accurate but the rest is :D

agree with you :D

so DG what do u think about Emirati guys not shaving and only trimming? I really want to know :D

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so DG what do u think about Emirati guys not shaving and only trimming? I really want to know :D

hehe...it must take you guys quite a while to get proper stuble...because if you dont shave it stays as baby "bum fluff" (as some call it) for quite a while :lol:

I guess mine is still bum fluff then :D

I have recently noticed that guys in my class are going all ZERO ON ME !! i mean they are actually shaving both thier mustaches and beards !!!! ohggggg !!!

I personally think about it , but i know my father would be extremly ANGRY

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u do it for the sake of ur father? :sleepy:


As bulldozerGirl say: the ones who do that are half men :rofl:

Well it might of sounded like that in my earlier post :) but actually , i cant see myself ever shaving ..... even when i was in Australia for a month my father told me to shave :D but i didnt , couldnt do it , unlike my friends who LEAPED for the oppurtunity :D

well smussuw :D thats what my mother says ;) if you shave your not a man with an Ewwwww at the end . lol

so DG what do u think about Emirati guys not shaving and only trimming? I really want to know :D

they are my best :jk:

well, its related to man's personality not the way he shaves or trims :lol:

funny. old. there was one about 5aleeji girls. i wont post it. coz i know a lot of folks will get upset.

^ aww c'mon... post! :)

Very true looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
but actually you have two mistakes. 1-Guys from the UAE are the ones that shower with Cologne and 2-Girls from the UAE are always out, seems like you have not seen khalijees lately.
Oh wait what about Iranians, since we have a lot of Iranian forumers here too

those are hilarious

yeah make one up for us :D:D

Most of my classmates in 7th grade in Abu Dhabi had full beards, guys and even some ladies... he he