NOtice this is stuff that happened in the past:)

Are you on drugs?

Just a good old-fashioned slap for me. :)

^^:laugh:

i find a good solid punch is pretty effective, especially during adolescence

I ocassionally see adults getting chased by their dads..it makes you wonder?

i love kicking the shit out of kids.

ESPECIALLY when i'm on drugs

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this is the best website ever.

a belt or whip

Nothing apart from a good catholic upbringing!
Just a strong Irish west coast accent from my mother would frighten the shit out of us!

Wet dishcloth on the back of the legs.

Butcher's knife

Bamboo cane that hurts

a guillotine. on the neck.

A small, but very painful wooden batten that came from my own cot. I happen to agree with corporal punishment. People who have had it in fair and reasonable amounts are not generally society's criminals.

I find the best way to punch your kids/wife is through a pillow. Same effect but without the bruising to arouse suspicion at the knitting club/nursery.

Forbidden by law here.

^^ thats why you are all crack heads/dealers or prostitutes

A sock full of oranges.

I got "hit" by a parent twice.
The first time was when my father caught me smoking a cigarette-end (that the bastard himself left on the table) when i was about 8. He pulled out his belt and hit me with it about ten or so times. It didn't really hurt to be honest but i was crying and shouting to make him feel guilty and stop.
The second time was when i was watching the NBA finals at about 3 AM back when i was about 12. I had to go to school that day and so i wasn't allowed to watch the game. My mother woke up to check whether i was watching, came into the room and switched off the tele. I was waiting for that game for a long time. I think it was Orlando versus Houston. I was really excited. That's why after a while, I switched it back on, but she came back and switched it off again. Then i got really angry and literally told her to fuck off and switched the tele back on while she was still in my room. That's when she slapped me in the face. It was quite embarrassing because i didn't expect that. I still finished watching the game though.
Anyway, even though my parents weren't too violent, my brother compensated for that. Got beaten up by him a number of times.

They hit me on the ass with a whip/belt. It was when I was like 2-8 years old too... it's one of my first memories :crazy:

a gun shot to the arm or leg often kept me in place.

wooden spoon- the anticipation was pure terror!

Financially.

my mother will wear one of those strap-on

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and then she well fuck my ass with it.

my mother will wear one of those strap-on

http://www.babeland.com/catalog/images/RW490160.jpg

and then she well fuck my ass with it.

..... speechless.

^haha!

Everysingle way

my mother will wear one of those strap-on

http://www.babeland.com/catalog/images/RW490160.jpg

and then she well fuck my ass with it.

Are you being funny?

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^ :rofl:

Around the face with a chicken carcass never fails to knock be down a peg or two.

ROFL best SSC responce EVER!

^^ thats why you are all crack heads/dealers or prostitutes
Ah, poor you. Finding evidence of such will keep you busy until the day you die. Violent crime is that much much lower that this would rather make you wonder and ponder: how come the clogs live so much better lives?
There are far more addicts in Britain. Britain has about the most, NL the least in NW-Europe. Don't mention these facts; you look tremendously stupid really.

See, you are on crack now.

There's no stopping it. Where will it end? In a writhing ball of torniquet'd smack rats offering crack to superior british tourist who are wondering why the canal boat driver is frothing at the mouth and steering towards to bridge abutment? I think so.

Heh, I can't believe this thread isn't locked yet.
Ahh the raunchyness of the UK skybar. :)

belts and slaps. Hi Europeans!!! Check out my thread about why you hate us Americans!

a punch on the face...my dad did that to me once...of course i hit him back :D

a punch on the face...my dad did that to me once...of course i hit him back :D
Ok so who won the fight?

My parents don't hit me as I'm a grown man, but I hit them hard and often :)