On the internet you will find websites that spew the most utter crap possible. However, I think this one takes the biscuit:

http://eutruth.org.uk/

Now, I'm not a fan of the EU. In fact, I'm somewhat a Eurosceptic. But what we don't need are websites like that spewing utter bollocks. I would quote the worst bits, but there's no point - I'd end up copying and pasting much of that site!!

Anyone else got some great examples of utter shite on the internet?

Edo Nyland, the Will Alsop of the linguistic community:

http://www.islandnet.com/~nyland/

He believes all the languages of the Old World (save Chinese) were artificially derived from Basque (by monks), which he often refers to as the original Saharan language. Unfortunately, his site currently appears to be missing his detailed if phenomenally skewed analysis of various Old World languages, from Swahili to Ainu and from Japanese to Welsh. A shame really, because some of his "evidence" makes for high comedic value.

Anyone else got some great examples of utter shite on the internet?


http://www.skyscrapercity.com/
http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm

Darn, looks like his language pages are completely down. But I found this little nugget of nuttiness (nougat?):


LATIN IS MANIPULATED BASQUE

Students have long been taught that Basque is mostly borrowed and distorted Latin. The following examination of the words does not bear this out. Instead, it is clear from the following decodings of Latin words that this language is almost totally composed of formulaically manipulated Basque, which makes sense because Basque is a far older language than Latin.

Latin endings (e.g. -us, -a, -um) are usually not part of the occluded sentence, even though for some a suitable meaning may be found. Where the desired VCV word was not available, a CV word was used for the first letters of the word e.g. contra, familia, pendeo. The first vowel of the words is in most cases purposely eliminated in the word construction process and here represented by a dot. There appears to be no rule to guide the use of 'h' between double vowels. If the 'h' could be used, it was (e.g. the i.a in enuntiatio, quantum); if the 'h' could not be used, it was ignored (e.g. distoare, familia).

The meaning of the name "Latin" is interesting because it tells us that everybody had to memorize the invented words, whether they liked it or not:

Latin, .la-ati-in.

.la - ati - in.
ela - ati - ino
ela - atxiki gogoz - inornahi
word - to memorize - everybody

"Everybody memorize the words."

:nuts:

http://www.penis-enlargement-secrets.com/penisenlargement.html

this guy must have the biggest willy on the internet!

:cheers:

On the internet you will find websites that spew the most utter crap possible. However, I think this one takes the biscuit:

http://eutruth.org.uk/

Now, I'm not a fan of the EU. In fact, I'm somewhat a Eurosceptic. But what we don't need are websites like that spewing utter bollocks. I would quote the worst bits, but there's no point - I'd end up copying and pasting much of that site!!

Anyone else got some great examples of utter shite on the internet? That is appauling and it saddens me that the internet is being used to spread such bias perceptions like that, in a time when we must work together people behind that website believe it better suits us all to split up. :ohno:

Anyone dare to nominate myspace.com?

http://www.skyscrapercity.com/

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Anyone dare to nominate myspace.com?
Alright then:

http://www.myspace.com/

I still find it funny that you needed to open up an account on MySpace a while back. :tongue2:

http://www.timecube.com/

just try and decipher this loada crap

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=idaho_blows

This video for Dubailand theme park is without doubt this biggest rubbish I have ever seen:

http://www.dailymotion.com/search/dubai/video/xtaz8_dubailand

Only one that looks good is golf world....the others are mad.

I think they have basically sat down and listed every form of recreation that people like and then designed a world for them....It would take you a week to decided what to do? They even have a 'Eden project' world of their own...and a garden world...

Anyone dare to nominate myspace.com?

Did u join up there in the end?

I only did that (open a fucking myspacepage) to promote my music project - and even now it's a pathetic site because I can only use it and add stuff to it and check for messages and friend requests etc etc if I use the library computer. It's fucking useless otherwise.

Here it is:

www.myfuckingspace.com/aggrokultureuk

That EU site is complete rubbish! Im pro EU but I see why people could be against it; and none of those are reasons to go against it!

French marchers say 'non' to 2007
Demonstration against 2007 in Nantes

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42402000/jpg/_42402533_non_207body.jpg

The demonstrators took French restiveness to extremes
Hundreds of protesters in France have rung in the New Year by holding a light-hearted march against it.

Parodying the French readiness to say "non", the demonstrators in the western city of Nantes waved banners reading: "No to 2007" and "Now is better!"

The marchers called on governments and the UN to stop time's "mad race" and declare a moratorium on the future.

The protest was held in the rain and organisers joked that even the weather was against the New Year.

The tension mounted as the minutes ticked away towards midnight - but the arrival of 2007 did nothing to dampen their enthusiasm.

The protesters began to chant: "No to 2008!"

They vowed to stage a similar protest on 31 December 2007 on the Champs-Elysees avenue in Paris.

http://www.penis-enlargement-secrets.com/penisenlargement.html

this guy must have the biggest willy on the internet!

You mistakenly typed "have" instead of "be"...

That EU site is complete rubbish! Im pro EU but I see why people could be against it; and none of those are reasons to go against it!

No, but that Timecube stuff makes sense.

^i know thats a joke..

the thing that really makes me laugh about the time cube is the way he talks about a cube having 4 sides.... er isnt there 8?? and also 4 edges, when last time i counted there were 12. He speaks with such conviction though its kinda sad, this guys in his 60s and has been trying to push this idea to the scientific community his whole life, yet he still cant explain what it is hes trying to say. He even offered a £10000 prize to anyone who could disprove one of his theories, turned out noone could physically find a way to understand what they were trying to disprove and hence noone has yet won the prize.

nezzybaby, I think cubes have six faces/sides, eight vertices and twelve edges...

Oh, and no-one will ever get that £10,000, but I think at this stage it's kinder to let this man to keep his delusion than start thinking he's wrong...

lol i just realised what id typed, i am aware that cubes have 6 sides, you beat me to it before i could edit my mistake

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=idaho_blows
"Give Idaho back to Britain"

Britain never owned Idaho. :|

Retourne l'Idaho à France! Retourne-le, je vous dis! La France a vraiment besoin d'Idaho!

Vive la France! Vive le Quebec! Vive la République!

http://www.timecube.com/

just try and decipher this loada crap

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The funniest thing about that site is the Next Page button after pages and pages of drivel...

Although you can give the Earth four corners if you want just by drawing four lines from the centre to the surface of the planet such that the angles between each one and its three neighbours are all the same. I did the maths ages ago to work out that angle but my brain is a bit deaderer these days...

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The funniest thing about that site is the Next Page button after pages and pages of drivel...

Although you can give the Earth four corners if you want just by drawing four lines from the centre to the surface of the planet such that the angles between each one and its three neighbours are all the same. I did the maths ages ago to work out that angle but my brain is a bit deaderer these days...

Holy crap...this cube sh*t is starting to make sense...word-God help me :nuts:

OK (thanks to Facial) - if you take (for example) the North Pole, and points on the globe at 19°28'16"S 120°W, 19°28'16"S O° and 19°28'16"S 120°E, you have four "corners" of the Earth :)

Ah the West Pole and the East Pole!

well i've just been made aware of the biggest utter nonsense in 2007 yet:

ghost riding the whip. This tops the dumbest of the dumb.