Breaking News from Jerusalem, Israel!

A pet clinic yesterday revealed the results of what seems to be a herpes virus that Ehud Olmert caught from a fellow pig by getting too intimate with it.

It has been confirmed that this pig will not survive long and should be kept in a secluded place.

"I already knew it" said Olmert, who cursed his mother for sleeping around in her homeland, Russia, with other animals.

"You see i am no scholar but i must admit i have dreams of becoming the greatest plagerist of this century" said Olmert, while cursed by all who surrounded him

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I think u gonna be banned soon :lol:

LOL at the story anyways :D

Olmert's parents are from China...

^^ U joking ?

both are right, their parents are from ukraine/russia, but they escaped to china.. anyways, another dumb joke, at least put some effort into making it funny!

^^i think his parents are from Germany from the german town Ulmer

Olmert's grandfather's last words before he died were in Chinese.

how stupid can u be, i hope u get ur head chopep by one of those al qaeda guys!!!! :banana: