What funny/bad habits do you have?

[Fern~Fern*]

I just realize that I tend to fart a lot when I walk. Notice it when I walked down to Centinela animal food place on Sepulveda. I felt like a 74 VW bug with a bad clutch!

Another thing that I do is adjust my socks even of there properly fitted. It's jut natural and weird cause i do it without realizing that there fine. That's one of the main reasons I like to wear flip flops (year~round)...:lol:

Who's next don't be shy?

[Elsongs]

I just realize that I tend to fart a lot when I walk.

This is precisely why there has never been a SSC LA meet.

[Fern~Fern*]

Just make sure you walk in front of me.:lol:

[phattonez]

I hate it when I stick to myself, so I always have to fix that.

[Fern~Fern*]

I hate it when I stick to myself, so I always have to fix that.


I don't get it, you have a split personality?

[soup or man]

I don't get it, you have a split personality?

He stabs himself with pens and/or pencils.

Hm..what do I do? Well..whenever I start walking, I start with my left foot.

And I fart alot when I walk too. But living in the I.E., you can't tell.

[alex3000]

I just realize that I tend to fart a lot when I walk.

:rofl:

That's probably the funniest thing I've read ever since I joined this forum almost 5 years ago. :lol:

Oh God... Well, on average, people fart 14-20 times a day. So start counting and if you fart over 20 times in one single day, then you do fart a lot.

I guess that'd be something funny or weird about me, I don't fart at all. :tongue3: I'm clean and I have class. :tongue3: Hahah...

Seriously, something weird about me is that as soon as I'm done taking a shower, the first thing I put on is my shirt and then I immediately do my hair. Because if my hair gets dry, then it's going to be really hard to cumb my hair and it's going to look messy (yeah, even messier).

After I'm done doing my hair, I put on my underwear, pants, etc etc etc...

[Elsongs]

Oh God... Well, on average, people fart 14-20 times a day. So start counting and if you fart over 20 times in one single day, then you do fart a lot.


Farting while sitting on the toilet doesn't count.

[Fern~Fern*]

^ That's funny I usually don't fart when I'm dropping off the kidz in the pool. Maybe sweat a little but that's about it!!!! :lol:

[soup or man]

^ That's funny I usually don't fart when I'm dropping off the kidz in the pool. Maybe sweat a little but that's about it!!!! :lol:

You must have fat children. No wonder they sink (stink).

:lol:

[Fern~Fern*]

Maybe i need to switch to canola oil or something*

[The Baz]

I just realize that I tend to fart a lot when I walk.

You should keep disgusting shit like that to yourself. :bash: What is going on with the interchange! It has just become an orgy of anal sex discussions and fart jokes. This is LA people we don't have anything sexier to talk about!

[klamedia]

Eventhough I don't drive a whole lot, when I do I have a tendency to want to fart as well. Then my boyfriend asks, 'what's that smell?' then I say 'it must be your neighborhood', he lives in Boyle Heights. Is something wrong w/ me?

[nygirl]

When I go to Long Island ... I strive to be an asshole w/ people when I'm driving on the Southern State Pkway. I tell my husband or friends who rarely see this that I am looking for someone to 'play' with. It is such...a... terrible.. habit . And while I may giggle, i feel bad... deep, deep, deep down inside.

I fix my hair constantly. I have to get a pedicure once a week and ruin a perfectly fresh one. I love getting my eyebrows tweezed by little Korean women... I actually find it sootheing..

I love sitting at sushi bar's and beerfest Sapporro.. while watching the suchi chef's prepare my rolls,tataki, and tempura..
I always play Big L on my home stereo as loud as the volume will go on Sunday mornings to keep me up..

I misplace mail sometimes. I call my mother 4 times a day. I call my Aunt in Chicago atleast once a day. I text message too much instead of actually talking on the phone. ... I always insist on using 3 dutches to roll a marley and ruin it everytime even though I know i can only use two at a time...

man i got alot...

I used to paint my dogs nails... I get my dogs high... I get my cat high.. I draw penises on peoples faces when theyre drunk but only if they fall asleep with their shoes on..
I go to strip clubs too much.. I use my car wayyyyyyyyyyy more than I need to.. I am always a complete asshole on the subway when it's packed.. which it usually is. I check out Skyscrapercity way too much and always leave the screen on my laptop. I eat way too much junkfood. And.... lastly I have about 20 pillows on my bed ranging in all sizes and they always end up on the floor when I sleep except 2.

[ArchiTennis]

well..i'm super crazy! :lol: well...I have this really bad habit of counting....don't know why, always count 1..2..3..4..5..then1..2...3..4..5..then1..2..3..4..5..then1..2..3..4..5..then..1..2..3..4..5 ...you see!! i knew i'd read this so i had to type it all out. :( and then I go backwards...:nuts:...this is almost always done with my right hand...other times I count anything and everything and must always end with an even number...so if i'm driving I count how many cars I pass by and if i have have to turn i have to wait to pass another car if the car I just passed ended with count 13...:nuts: but, besides that it really hasn't taken over my life..not yet :lol: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts:

[Westsidelife]

Nygirl, you actually own a car?

[nygirl]

Yea.. I go to Long Island alot because my parents move to Long Beach and Upstate and Jersey Shore.. so I kinda need it. Last summer after driving it out to see my father on fathers day I found myself driving it more and more in Manhattan. I've stopped as of the recent gas price increase but even now I will use it to go to Queens and Brooklyn sometimes. Actually we own two vehicles and o man.,... one is an SUV.:ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :lol:

[Fern~Fern*]

You should keep disgusting shit like that to yourself. :bash: What is going on with the interchange! It has just become an orgy of anal sex discussions and fart jokes. This is LA people we don't have anything sexier to talk about!


Oh cut it out BAZ you know you enjoy this type of conversations.... :lol:

[Elsongs]

Oh cut it out BAZ you know you enjoy this type of conversations.... :lol:

Give it up for FARTMASTER FERNEY! :banana:

[Hanshin-Tigress]

Visiting this site to much

[godblessbotox]

Visiting this site to much

...same, though i can blame most of it on my job

[Fern~Fern*]

^ oh hush man...

job or no job your behind would still be here....

[phattonez]

I hate it when I stick to myself, so I always have to fix that.

I'll try to explain this better: I hate sticking in a way that only guys stick.

[klamedia]

Because it is now summer and (I understand this is LA)more people are wearing open toe shoes, I tend to count their toes to make sure all 5 are there.

[Epicentre]

I just realize that I tend to fart a lot when I walk.

I, I, just don't know what to say. Maybe you should skate around town? It sounds more like a problem than a habit dude, i.e., biting your nails, chewing with your mouth open, etc. Good thread though :)

[Fern~Fern*]

^ Thankx Doc...

But farting while moving when is windy is great. You do feel a lot better trust me. One thing I must say is I cannot fart when I'm pissing. I try but it feels like I'm going to poop my pants so I don't force my body. :lol:

coors rocks!!!!:righton:

Lastly: can someone in plain English explain what the hell is Phatt talking about?

[Epicentre]

Lastly: can someone in plain English explain what the hell is Phatt talking about?

His balls homie, his balls!

[klamedia]

Really??? Sticky balls? Ew! Doesn't he wash them?

[ArchiTennis]

I'll try to explain this better: I hate sticking in a way that only guys stick.

ewwww :puke: well..u should be glad you don't live in Houston..over here you "stick" to yourself year round!! so humid!!

And Klamedia...even if you "wash them" 2 or 3 times a day it's still sticky. :lol:

[phattonez]

I wash them every day, it just doesn't matter. It's just so annoying and I have to shake them off every once in a while.

[Fern~Fern*]

You fellows up there ^^ are killing my thread talking nasty!!!!:toilet:

[The Baz]

^ Sir are you talking about keeping this thread classy when the first post is about mobile flatulence

[klamedia]

I wash them every day, it just doesn't matter. It's just so annoying and I have to shake them off every once in a while.

They must be big!.....:master: ...............:lol: :lol: :lol:

[KevD]

Bad habits? Like... jerkin off I guess...

[Fern~Fern*]

^ Sir are you talking about keeping this thread classy when the first post is about mobile flatulence



^ Yeah but that was different....:lol:

[Fern~Fern*]

Bad habits? Like... jerkin off I guess...


^ That's not the sticky their referring to!!!

[ArchiTennis]

^ That's not the sticky their referring to!!!

but it's close..around the same "ball"park :)

[alex3000]

Bad habits? Like... jerkin off I guess...

Nope, because masturbation is actually a pretty good (healthy) habit. I encourage everyone in this forum to do it at least once a day. ;)

[Fern~Fern*]

As much as I try to keep this thread clean and classy. Everyone keeps stirring it to a steamy XXX version. Please Angelinos what are the lurkers from other areas out of L.A. are going to think about us...:fart:

[tugavalenciano]

MY HOTTIE HABIT is say thatz hot all the time!

[godblessbotox]

I wash them every day, it just doesn't matter. It's just so annoying and I have to shake them off every once in a while.

i dono, baby powder?

[jessemh431]

i dono, baby powder?

no...it doesnt help. its really annoying too. i just had to do it right now and i just got out of the shower. girls are always asking guys "do you have to go to the bathroom or sumthing?" in that snobby LA-ish type girly voice. it sucks when you have jeans on b/c they're thick and its hard to unstick yourself without going into your pants.

[Fern~Fern*]

...no comment!

[Joey313]

I wash them every day, it just doesn't matter. It's just so annoying and I have to shake them off every once in a while.

I know exactly what you mean. You know whats worse sweaty ass. OMG
I will never move to humid places

[Joey313]

Bad habits? Like... jerkin off I guess...

I had that bad bad habit since i was six years old. Im not even joking.
I gues i can call my self an expert in wanking.LOL

[Dubai_Boy]

Ive been playing WOW for 2 years straight and cant see myself ever stoping ='(

[jessemh431]

Ive been playing WOW for 2 years straight and cant see myself ever stoping ='(

I...HATE...WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Play XBOX LIVE instead

[jessemh431]

Ive been playing WOW for 2 years straight and cant see myself ever stoping ='(

I...HATE...WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Play XBOX LIVE instead

[phattonez]

Nope, because masturbation is actually a pretty good (healthy) habit. I encourage everyone in this forum to do it at least once a day. ;)

I'll do anything for my health. :cheers:

[phattonez]

I know exactly what you mean. You know whats worse sweaty ass. OMG
I will never move to humid places

Sweaty asses are the worst. Once you get that, you can't walk straight for the rest of the day.

[phattonez]

I had that bad bad habit since i was six years old. Im not even joking.
I gues i can call my self an expert in wanking.LOL

How did you discover wanking at 6? How could you even wank at 6? :nuts:

[Fern~Fern*]

Sweaty asses are the worst. Once you get that, you can't walk straight for the rest of the day.



....what the hell!!!:hilarious

[phattonez]

^^A sweaty ass gets you a rash.

[soup or man]

How did you discover wanking at 6? How could you even wank at 6? :nuts:

Kids start off early nowadays.

[Fern~Fern*]

^^A sweaty ass gets you a rash.


^^ Where exactly are you going for it to be that humid and have to suffer from sweaty ass syndrome. So I'll make sure I avoid it and not get too sweaty from my booty?

[Joey313]

How did you discover wanking at 6? How could you even wank at 6? :nuts:

I discoverd it at the park while sliding up and down the poles.
you can get orgasms at any age. I always thought i discoverd some secret that felt so good that i only knew.

[Fern~Fern*]

...and that's all it took. Say hello to Mr Wanker:horse:

[Joey313]

Sweaty asses are the worst. Once you get that, you can't walk straight for the rest of the day.

cant walk straight??? okay.. I dont get that much of a sweaty ass.:lol:

[soup or man]

Baby powder will cure the ball water.

Johnson and Johnson ftw.

[The Baz]

I discoverd it at the park while sliding up and down the poles.

Did you grow up in a strip club or just have ambitions for a stripping career?

[Fern~Fern*]

^ Your too much BAZ....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Epicentre]

Calgon, take me away! Actually...it may help a few of you with your sweatiness / stickiness...

[Joey313]

Did you grow up in a strip club or just have ambitions for a stripping career?

nooooo hahah
THE Park poles i would try to climb it then i would squeez my legs together
and after like a 1MIN i felt some tengaly sensation. SO yeah thats my bad habit "noT pole dancing" it does not work anymore hahaha :lol:

[phattonez]

So is there any discharge when you orgasm that young? I mean, do 6 year olds even have sperm?

The stickiness happens to me all the time, but the sweatiness doesn't happen too often.

[Fern~Fern*]

So is there any discharge when you orgasm that young? I mean, do 6 year olds even have sperm?

The stickiness happens to me all the time, but the sweatiness doesn't happen too often.

You guys had me rolling in my training today. I had to step out twice...:hilarious

[Joey313]

phattonez
nothing came out it was just a plain clean Orgasm that feels really good.
another bad habit i have is poking my nose with two fingers, one in each Nostril. Sometimes i forget and do it in public.......

[phattonez]

^^Yumm, I'm sure people appreciate seeing that.

I wish I could have a cheap orgasm like that. But I guess then there would be no reason to not masturbate.

[alex3000]

^^Yumm, I'm sure people appreciate seeing that.

I wish I could have a cheap orgasm like that. But I guess then there would be no reason to not masturbate.

Hahah... Yeah, sometimes things can get a little messy.

[alex3000]

Or sticky... for that matter. :lol:

[hornnieguy]

I stare at my poop before I flush it.

I create a mental image what comes iIn vs what comes out.

I usually take in less than I put out. don't know why.

[Fern~Fern*]

^^ Okay that was down right nasty....

[soup or man]

I stare at my poop before I flush it.

I create a mental image what comes iIn vs what comes out.

I usually take in less than I put out. don't know why.

Everyone stares at their shit after they shit. Just to make sure that your poop isn't blue or something.

[alex3000]

Speaking about sperm, masturbation, and weird habits, I have hhhmmm... I don't want to get too personal, but after Ferneynism's first post, I guess I can tell you guys this... :tongue3:

I used to have this boyfriend and well... at this age, you don't really have a place to be intimate with your special someone, so most of the time we'd do it in my car.

Now, everytime either of us (whoever was being the bottom) would eyaculate, we'd make such a mess because our semen woud be all over the seats, and my chest, and the doors, etc... and then we'd have to clean it up using our underwear (eventually we bought kleenex and babywipes, hah).

So, what we started doing, lets say, if I was being the bottom and I felt I was going to "cum" already, I'd put on a condom so intead of just shooting my sperm anywhere, it would all stay inside the condom and that way I wouldn't (or we wouldn't) make a mess. :) I still do that everytime I have sex in my car.

BTW, I'd unroll the condom before "the act", so when I'd be "ready", I'd just have to put it on the "tip" of my "sexual organ" and "finish".

[alex3000]

Everyone stares at their shit after they shit. Just to make sure that your poop isn't blue or something.

If it's white that means you have hepatitis. :tongue3:

[phattonez]

^^What kind of hepatitis?

[alex3000]

Hepatitis B & C. ;)

[jessemh431]

Speaking about sperm, masturbation, and weird habits, I have hhhmmm... I don't want to get too personal, but after Ferneynism's first post, I guess I can tell you guys this... :tongue3:

I used to have this boyfriend and well... at this age, you don't really have a place to be intimate with your special someone, so most of the time we'd do it in my car.

Now, everytime either of us (whoever was being the bottom) would eyaculate, we'd make such a mess because our semen woud be all over the seats, and my chest, and the doors, etc... and then we'd have to clean it up using our underwear (eventually we bought kleenex and babywipes, hah).

So, what we started doing, lets say, if I was being the bottom and I felt I was going to "cum" already, I'd put on a condom so intead of just shooting my sperm anywhere, it would all stay inside the condom and that way I wouldn't (or we wouldn't) make a mess. :) I still do that everytime I have sex in my car.

BTW, I'd unroll the condom before "the act", so when I'd be "ready", I'd just have to put it on the "tip" of my "sexual organ" and "finish".

wooooooooowwwwwwww......uummmmm.....yeeeaaaaa......i dont think we had to know something that personal.

wait...ur gay? i mean i dont care. im not homophobic or anything. you really cant be in LA cus they're everywhere

[Joey313]

Alex3000 why didn't you just eat it duh!!

[The Baz]

We've got teenage boys asking if a 6 year old can ejaculate and now graphic splooge stories. This thread is really the worst thing ever. Thanks a fucking lot Ferney!!! :soapbox:

[Fern~Fern*]

We've got teenage boys asking if a 6 year old can ejaculate and now graphic splooge stories. This thread is really the worst thing ever. Thanks a fucking lot Ferney!!! :soapbox:


^ Hey Bud don't blame me....

Someone along the way this thread became a open sexuality/preference conversation. Besides I see you participated and keep it going, so there!!!!:bash:

Question to Angelinos????
Do you want to shut this thread down???

[phattonez]

I think the 6 year old splooging question would be valid no matter who asked it.

I guess I might as well tell this story that I heard from my school. The debate team went to a hotel one weekend for a tournament. So they had to spend the night there, and I guess the guys had to share beds. So this one - while the person he was supposed to sleep with was in the bathroom - was watching Telemundo and jerking it under the covers. The guy came out of the bathroom and saw what he was doing, and needless to say, didn't sleep in that bed. Of course, the wanker did. By the following Tuesday, everyone knew the story and yelled out Telemundo whenever they saw him.

[Fern~Fern*]

Your bud most have been watching "Sabado Gigante" with all the hoodies they have in the show.

Is it me or Spanish shows are steamier than English shows. No matter if it's the 7'oclock news or a game show there's always tonz of semi nude girls showing legs & boobies...

[phattonez]

^^Not only that, but they always have much bigger tits and are much skinnier. Very scantily clad.

The most disgusting thing I've ever seen on Spanish TV is when that talk show host Laura came out and I could see every single one of her chest bones. She was as skinny as my pinky and her boobs were still big. That image will never leave my mind.

[Joey313]

lets change the subject........

[soup or man]

Speaking about sperm, masturbation, and weird habits, I have hhhmmm... I don't want to get too personal, but after Ferneynism's first post, I guess I can tell you guys this... :tongue3:

I used to have this boyfriend and well... at this age, you don't really have a place to be intimate with your special someone, so most of the time we'd do it in my car.

Now, everytime either of us (whoever was being the bottom) would eyaculate, we'd make such a mess because our semen woud be all over the seats, and my chest, and the doors, etc... and then we'd have to clean it up using our underwear (eventually we bought kleenex and babywipes, hah).

So, what we started doing, lets say, if I was being the bottom and I felt I was going to "cum" already, I'd put on a condom so intead of just shooting my sperm anywhere, it would all stay inside the condom and that way I wouldn't (or we wouldn't) make a mess. :) I still do that everytime I have sex in my car.

BTW, I'd unroll the condom before "the act", so when I'd be "ready", I'd just have to put it on the "tip" of my "sexual organ" and "finish".

Lol.

Whenever my ex would pick me up and after us going to eat or wherever, we would always park in front of my apartment building and have butt sex in his car (mercifully, he had a Honda Element and all the seats fold flat). Whenever either of us were on the verge of cumming, he would put out this towel to whipe off the mess. Over the months, we used that same towel to clean up. Overtime, the dried man tadpoles would dry and reshape the towel into sharp points. Not very nice to have a sharp, hard, pointy towel near your man parts.

Lol..we just threw the used condoms out the window.

Ahh..good times. :tongue3:

[Fern~Fern*]

^^ :omg::eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[phattonez]

^^Yes, I agree, I've had too many gay stories come from this board. It's not that I'm a homophobe, but ewww.

[godblessbotox]

...:puke:

[Fern~Fern*]

My thread is sooooo ruin!:cry:

[phattonez]

Let's change this again. I sleep a lot during the day, that's a bad habit . . .

[Joey313]

I have a habit of craking the hard Gell on my hair.
(that when I whear gell)

[Fern~Fern*]

Cracking the hair gel??? What cheap product do you use?

[Fern~Fern*]

Let's change this again. I sleep a lot during the day, that's a bad habit . . .


... and who would have thought that "sleep is totally over rated", right? :hilarious

[phattonez]

^^It is overrated, especially when you get sleep paralysis a lot. But I'm so dependent on it, especially around 5-6 pm.

Cracking hair gel is easy no matter what product you use. Your hand is a lot stronger than some stupid hardened gel.

[ArchiTennis]

:ohno: : omg...that story up there is just plain disgusting. :ohno: please edit it or delete it. sorry bud, but your gross.

[Fern~Fern*]

Does anyone else have anything else positive to share?

[phattonez]

My balls didn't stick today. :)

[Fern~Fern*]

My balls didn't stick today. :)


Oh good! Botox advise about baby powder worked!

[phattonez]

No, I went au natural today.

[Fern~Fern*]

....so anyone else???

[phattonez]

My story isn't good enough? Well, I gave blood today, and they tell me to wait 5 hours until I take it off, so I take it off and I'm still bleeding.

[Fern~Fern*]

My story isn't good enough? Well, I gave blood today, and they tell me to wait 5 hours until I take it off, so I take it off and I'm still bleeding.


We're sick and tired of hearing about your sweaty nut sack. You might want to switch undies type or buy 100% cotton....

Go to the ER since your bleeding to death!

[phattonez]

It finally stopped bleeding, but they were scared because when they first put the needle in a lot of blood spit out on my arm and they thought that I would faint or something. They covered it up right away, but I thought it was pretty cool.

It was pleasant watching someone get really sick while giving blood, always a pleasure when you're about to get shot in the arm.

[Fern~Fern*]

^ you have issues!

[phattonez]

Because I don't mind seeing my own blood?

[phattonez]

Since this is turning into the nasty story thread, here's a good one. I was walking in the driveway and about to go inside. I had to open the garage and I was talking to my dad on the phone. I started to scratch my balls, but because I wasn't paying attention, I accidentally squeezed one of them. OOOOWWWW.

[Fern~Fern*]

^ You might consider a cup from now on....

[phattonez]

^^I am no longer allowed to touch my balls.

[Fern~Fern*]

What??? :hilarious

[jessemh431]

Since this is turning into the nasty story thread, here's a good one. I was walking in the driveway and about to go inside. I had to open the garage and I was talking to my dad on the phone. I started to scratch my balls, but because I wasn't paying attention, I accidentally squeezed one of them. OOOOWWWW.

lol. ive done that before. its worst feeling in the world. cus usually theres someone to blame the pain on but this time, uve done it to urself and it pisses u off so much.

my friends dog will come up to u sometimes and start shoving his face into ur crotch or ass (which ever side hes on). one day i passed out and i was waking up i saw him sniffing my balls and i tried to scare him away. well i did scare him but when he came up, he slammed his nose into my balls.

one day while i was a camp counselor, my group was on the moon bounce and i was jumping with them cus i am no different than a little kid. so this one girl was spinning around and was a bout to hit someone. so i went over to grab her and tell her to stop spinning. can u guess wat happens next? wow was i stupid. i walked right into her spinning hands. i felt nautious for hours after. the counselors felt so sorry for me. the girl didnt wat she had just done though since she is a first grade girl and has no clue that guys have balls not...yeeaaa's

[Fern~Fern*]

I've been less gassy these past couple of days....I thought I would share that with the SSC crew!

[The Baz]

I'm just so thrilled that this thread will never die. :(

[Fern~Fern*]

I'm just so thrilled that this thread will never die. :(



:pet: Life's a bitch Baz, then you marry one!

[FROM LOS ANGELES]

Well bad habits hmm.....well i always end up touching the top of my mouth with my index finger in public.

[Fern~Fern*]

What's so weird about that?

[ArchiTennis]

well..i usually touch my balls when i surf SSC...is that bad?

[Fern~Fern*]

well..i usually touch my balls when i surf SSC...is that bad?


..... NO PHATTONEZ 2!!! I guess not*

[Joey313]

hahaha i think we all do

[Fern~Fern*]

hahaha i think we all do


^ This is rather disturbing....

[Joey313]

.....?

[Fern~Fern*]

[QUOTE=Joey313;14381248].....?[/QUOT



Post # 116 & 118, need I say more*

[Fern~Fern*]

Can it be! this thread is actually going to fade away into SSC archives. Well it was fun while it lasted....:goodbye:

[ArchiTennis]

^^ it should..stop bringing it bakc up!

[Fern~Fern*]

^^ it should..stop bringing it bakc up!


I'm just wishing it a great farewell.... do you mind?

[phattonez]

I have a bad habit of wanting to bring back good threads from the dead.