Unbelievebale things and crazy stuff from here

Ill start

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מעלית בדיזנגוף סנטר
שימו לב ל-3
like daaaa

:lol: :lol:

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6640/722124371129f1e610tp4.jpg

bellydancing class

:lol:

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http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/8812/200087779c4f52c360cwy5.jpg

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Ill start

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women driver....

מעלית בדיזנגוף סנטר
שימו לב ל-3
like daaaa

:lol: :lol:

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6640/722124371129f1e610tp4.jpg

:lol:

זה עוד יותר לא יאמן
:nuts:

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http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9826/20274726vv4.jpg

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Shimon Peres is the real father of Michael Richards (Cramer from Sindfield) :lol:
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/2862/83022738an8.jpg

Translate the stuff in hebrew please!


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Elevator picture:
Floor -1: The square
Floor 1: Entrance
Floor 2: First floor
Floor 3: The floor above that
Floor 4: Roof parking lot

White/red sign:
Dear citizen/taxi driver!
You are in an area where drug deals take place. To avoid arrest, interrogation and inconvenience, please leave.

White sign (near red sign) with guard:
(white sign says:)
We have a terrorist act every other day. Yesterday we had one.

Bottom picture with Peres/Cramer shows the similarity between them at similar ages. Cramer denies being Peres's lost son.

קריימר ופרס אשכרה זהים
ושניהם עשו קריירה מלהיות אסטרונאוטים שמנותקים מהמציאות וכל הזמן הוגים תוכניות שבטוח יעבדו

cosmo and shimo :lol:

:rofl: hehe these are great!! nice topic, shawarma ;)

http://www.upit.ws/uploads/b689d50fcce62.jpg (http://www.upit.ws)

this one is from SSL....always make me laugh :lol:

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http://i13.tinypic.com/2qs1nc8.jpg

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http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m298/gaby_cooper/carsign.jpg
http://www.nrg.co.il/images/archive/gallery/673/227.jpg
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http://i17.tinypic.com/30lc3mo.jpg
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lolis that last pic seriosu> do they really make u wear D&G and gucci and stuff lol. must be a very fashionable neighbourhood

its Shenkin st.(its their answer to ultra ortodox neighbourhood in Mea Shaarim in Jerusalem in which they have "dont pass in unmodest clothes":D)

^^ :lol: and what does the one with the dirty toilet say?

השלט על הלבוש המהמם פשוט קורע

כן זה היה בשנקין שנה שעברה

Came to party here?
[picture]
Condom * Deciding on it together

השלט לא היה נגד החרדים זה היה יום ללא קניות פשוט השתמשו בשלט כמו שהם שמו במאה שערים

what, why, when, how?

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/2463/3675052803d40f28131rm8.jpg

:lol: "hey cheap, she's not worth 10 nis?"

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7167/img0145en9.jpg

hehehehe

do mostly arabs sell flowers off the side road?

:lol: "hey cheap, she's not worth 10 nis?"

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7167/img0145en9.jpg

omg lol I cannot read hebrew writing like that lol

This one (http://i15.tinypic.com/42ia2dz.jpg) is sooo Libanian. Just replace Hebrew with Arabic :lol:

^:lol: why?

hehehehe

do mostly arabs sell flowers off the side road?

not really,mizrahim...

^^ :lol: ze nira avoda aravia!!!

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מה זה האוכל הזה?? נקניקיה ל..מה??

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/9862/11025491181sz9.jpg

:lol: terror:D

אני רואה שאיך שיצאתי לחופשה כל האשכולות הפסיקו להתעדכן הא

SHALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!

edit

^^ wtf was that pic?? george bush? LOL

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/219/f/f/Fallen_Rocks___et_by_hbrodsly.jpg

^^ lol

lol so Tel Avivi
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yay bring this thread to life :D

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs12/i/2006/294/1/a/sign_by_pillow_pants.jpg

:lol:

:lol:

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^^:rofl:

I knew that this would fit here.

http://www.bluejake.com/images07/2007_9_zionisourmilk.jpg

synagogue in Bnei Brak named "Kuson"=sexy,small pussy
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synagogue in Bnei Brak named "Kuson"=sexy,small pussy

In Arabic, "Kusson"= their pussy :lol:

"let's go to pray in Kusson"
lol

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לללללללללללווווווווללללללללל
לא צריך להיות רב וקדוש בשבילך לדעת שזה יקרה בקרוב

הם צדקו!!! זה כרוז שפורסם לפני המלחמה בשנה שעברה והיה בסוף את מצעד הגאווה ואחריה מלחמה!
הדוסים צדקו! הכל בגלל הומואים

^^אתה דביל או מה?????.
המצעד היה אמור להיות ב11 לאוגוסט!
המלחמה התחילה ב6 ליולי!
תפסיק לדבר שטויות,יא פרימיטיבי!
והכרזות האלה בכלל מחודש נובמבר...
(אחרי המלחמה) אז ששש

חחח כן אהה גם נולדת בגללם?חחחחח

הכל בגלל ההומואים!

what some people will do for sukkot.. :nuts:

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^^ :lol:

there are many cases when the neighbors resist the Sukka in the yard so people have to build it in their balcony

what I like is how they put rails on the sides - like if they build this in the first place they care about safety suddenly? if you take a chance do it all the way :)

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איזה שטויות בחיי

חחחחחחח משועממים

הסתכלתי על הדבר הזה שוב וזה מזכיר לי את הצמח הטורף מהסרט חנות קטנה ומטריפה, נראה לי הפוך ממה שהצמחונים רוצים להשיג
feed me simore, feeeeeeeeeeeed mee now!! :lol:

חחחח רק אתה רואה ת'סרטים האלה

תראה אותו זה אחד הסרטים המגניבים שיש

http://mizbala.com/_uploads/images/2007/07/msn-bus-ad.JPG

msn הם פורטל כזה גרוע אני לא מאמין שחוץ מהוטמייל, הדבילים שלא עברו לג'ימייל או ליאהו, מישהו בכלל נכנס אליהם יותר

http://www.2send.us/uploads/4845b5f135.jpg (http://www.2send.us/)

^^תמונות מישראל פליז:)

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there's still donkeys in Israeli streets?!

last time I checked its a horse

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i saw that today in King George St.

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What are you going to do with a Bus?
How about stick 150 Aravim in there and send them back to Yordan! :lol:

it's too good bus for them ^^

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לא הבנתי מה הקטע של האוטובוס הזה
הם חושבים שבאשדוד לא ראו אוטובוסים בחיים?

באשדוד כל האתיופים הולכים ברגל. לא ידעת?

אבל באשדוד זה בכלל חברת קונקס לא?
ודווקא יצא לי לראות כבר כמה נהגי אוטובוס ממוצא אתיופי בדן
לא שזה אמור לעניין אותנו אם נהג אגד או מי שהולך ברגל הוא ממוצא אתיופי רומני או מרוקאי

אגד תעבורה זכו במכרז להפעיל קווים עירוניים בתוך אשדוד. קונקס מפעילים קווים בין עירוניים של אשדוד. אז לכבוד זה שהם זכו במכרז הם שמו את הסרט על האוטובוס ותקרא את השלט פרסומת על האוטובוס.

ok

Jaffa
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2260/1512764235_4904a546f7_b.jpg

traditional jewish "khena" ceremony for the bride

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^^traditional jewish?
huh?

first of all this couple clothes are yemenian!

Ashkenazim dont have such tradition

its maroccan, israeli and yemeinite jewish, theres 10 kinds of ceremony of khena

I think its yemenian...I think just north africans(morrocans,algerians,tunisians) and yemenians have this tradition,right?

כן אבל זה הולך ותופס אצל כולם

לא הייתי באף ח'ינה

Ramat Hahayelet :lol:
Go feminists:D


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אךךך איזה טעות חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח
איך הם לא שמו לב לזה

מה גד מכנס עושה בפתח תקוה? הוא לא היה איזה מישהו בנתניה

הוא היה שחקן של מכבי נתניה וחוץ מזה הוא גם לא מת ככה שלמה לעזאזל קוראים לרחוב עליו?
אני לא מכיר יותר שום גד מכנס שעליו היו אמורים לקרוא לרחוב.

יש בנתניה רח' ראשי גד מכנס

גד מכנס , עובד בן עמי וברוך רם היו חברי ועד "בני בנימין" שאיתרו וקנו את הקרקעות להקים את נתניה
אבל לא ידעתי שהם קשורים לפתח תקוה

גד מכנס הכדורגלן אולי זה הנכד או הנין שלו

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asefalefa;lae adkfa asdlf;aewrl ??

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what does it say?

blue:"Am Israel chai" (Israeli/Jewish nation is alive)
red:"Other nations also,so maybe lets live together"

OMG today in T-A
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2240/1844473952_105f90e242_b.jpg

what the hell is that? Turtle?

:yes:

awww i love turtles,

YUCK!!

What in the world happened to that poor turtle?? :(

i think he is injured

i hope somebody did help the turtle, poor one

I think he is dead!

Actually i think you are right, i dont see any skid marks, probably he was just washed away, non the less poor thing...

Beirut
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i found that magen david :P

^^ i guessed by the OMG :lol:

^^:rofl:

haha

my van's sneakers have magen david on the bottom lol

the myth is: the wearers of these shoes will 'stomp on jews' :lol: ppl make up lots of crap

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs12/i/2006/277/e/1/VANS_by_Wunderbar_Girl.jpg

^^I've banned this company!

Are you going to be obsessed everytime you see lines correlating between themselves parallel to 45 degree angles lefturn and creating a David star? :?

yes I've banned also Zara after their faschist swastika

^^I've banned this company!

zohar thats just stupid, even the anti-defamination league has said there is no trueth to that rumour.

The honeycomb shape of the portion of the sole provide more secure footing for the skaters who have come to favour this brand (in part for this very reason). Those who worked on the souls design didn't even recognise the Star of David in what the were fashioning-that this honeycomb or hexagon pattern has come to be regarded as bearing anti-Semitic messag caught them, well, flat-footed.
you know buddhist and hindu's use swastika's on their temples, you gonna not talk to them ever again or ban them or something?

^^I've banned this company!

smart one :okay:

smart one :okay:

ur joking right?, i hope lol

^^I've banned this company!

U've banned it? I didn't know u had that much power Zohar :lol:

But I guess I know why. As u said once, jews control the world ;)

ur joking right?, i hope lol

No no, he made a smart move!

I think that frosties cereals should also be banned because the tiger's red scarfs is obviously a reminder of the Khmer rouges :|

Pol Pot is probably behind the company

Oh, and desperate housewives is a modern version of the protocol of the elders of zion.

^^ Yeh, and my dog is anti-semitic too! LOL

U've banned it? I didn't know u had that much power Zohar :lol:


^^its not about power!
btw many of israelis banned it...(its closed all its branches in Israel,except than in King George st.,Tel Aviv)

btw Im boycotting also french production...(except parfume :lol: )

you banned it or boycotted it?

lol this picture appeared in the "Petach Tikva does not exist" facebook group:
Translation of the sign: "If the roundabout is not round, please call the number 106".
I assume it's fake, but it's still funny.
http://media.dex.co.il/nodes/t/796/52/file_0_original.jpg

Whats behind the Petach Tikva does not exist group?

At the Ramat Gan Mall, they have a giant faucet that is shown pouring water when there is nothing connected to it at the top.

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/298/dsc00036xk5.jpg

^^:rofl:

Morchim otti hazonot?

Mochrim

what does it say?

It says:

Those prostitutes (literal translation:)) are selling me!

I have no idea why, honest. I'm in an excellent condition, only from 2006, (I've been) invested and (I) work like a tiger.

Do me a favor, call and take me away from them, because they don't deserve (some)one like me.

(Cellphone number)

:rofl:

God is smiling to us

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/1042/37137458wq1.jpg

Photoshoped? :?

Maybe, tho it totally plausible

nope
real and rare

:cheers1:


http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/3117/459990891iu4.jpg

^^ Ive seen that everywhere.......

Maybe girls like u cant finish that off :D
but i can :)

^^ well at least urban and girls has a flat stomach.. beer belly kappa :D

^^ Shut it butterface.....

I got muscles.....
and its normal for college students to have beer bellys...

:lol: okkkkkaaayy

:D you love it..... and once you get into York, youll have a beer belly too :D

Donughts + Decaf Coffe + Crazy Guyanese patties + Beer = Aliyahs Belly :D

^^ :rofl:

i don't like doughnuts
i don't drink decaf
i don't like patties or pies

i just like beer
im fussy :D

Jerusalem gay parade:D
The slogan of the Graffiti writes:
"You Shall not March" (in a Biblical style of the language as well as of the font)

"Jerusalem belongs to us all"
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1402/580247184_f008b44d80.jpg

^^ lol at the lions gay f**king

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/6540/nk11zgmzjqnd1vo3.jpg

^^its more lie "to kill" a man
לחסל

not from Israel but still funny

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3320/623505391di1.jpg

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

How Israel has it's influence in NYC.

Untied Jerusalem Pl, 70th St by 2nd Ave, Manhattan
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2455/393/1600/East70th.jpg

Yitzhak Rabin Way, 47th St by 2nd Ave, Manhattan
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/27/46260593_ff53480633_o.jpg

Golda Meir Sq, 39th St and Broadway, Manhattan
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demonstration in Tel Aviv:
"Im a proud sado mazohist"
"Give me a right to be a slave"
http://mad.walla.co.il/archive/397165-5.jpg

http://www.2send.us/uploads/90a2d7a042.jpg (http://www.2send.us/)

http://www.2send.us/uploads/54fef6a217.jpg

http://www.2send.us/uploads/2045937176.jpg (http://www.2send.us/)

http://www.2send.us/uploads/491fb44a14.jpg (http://www.2send.us/)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2389/2131050870_1221ec40a7.jpg

^^^^ Where is that?
Is that Nashville?

Shenkin st,Tel Aviv

http://www.2send.us/uploads/7472999251.jpg (http://www.2send.us/)

tank in the begining of the 20 century
http://www.2send.us/uploads/997ee25574.jpg (http://www.2send.us/)

N5frj2No_nc

^^ ?! how did he do that !

i don't know but it's amazing.

http://www.2send.us/uploads/72199e0660.jpg (http://www.2send.us/)

http://www.2send.us/uploads/6613344f60.jpg (http://www.2send.us/)

http://www.2send.us/uploads/3570334e12.jpg (http://www.2send.us/)

Jew is not fucking another jew
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v183/129/29/1004175827/n1004175827_30027002_7610.jpg

A synagogue" Bursa immigrants" (Bursa-city in Turkey)
bursa=Israeli bourdel/Ramat Gan downtown
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v183/129/29/1004175827/n1004175827_30026994_5075.jpg

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6628/att03495ob4.jpg

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3691/graffitti511kg6.jpg

Israel nation (lives) [are] soldiers ^^

http://images.one.co.il/Images/Packages/4322/491_329/IMG_9959.jpg

BEITAR :laugh:

Won Maccsucky Netanya 2-0 in Teddy.
Beat Makkaki Haifa 1-0 this week
Defeated Kiriat Shmona 3-0 a week ago....
:dance:


Amazing perfomance from the best of the best!
GADYMAK! GADYMAK! GADYMAK!

I saw someone placing that message over by the Dizzengoff Ctr last summer.