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ricsinsk9y
July 17th, 2007, 03:55 PM
:ohno:

Is it just my inferior Northern upbringing, or is it the ultimate complement to the cook if I lick my plate? How many of you out there can admit to indulging in such filthy behaviour, and is this a habit best kept to the privacy of your own home, or would you be daring enough to be seen doing this in public?

My wife swears the neighbours saw us at it the other night, and she got quite excited! Hey, fuck viagra, licking your plate in public could possibly be the perfect answer to a tired relationship. :lovethem:

Medo
July 17th, 2007, 04:05 PM
I lick my plate when I eat ice cream. :bowtie:

Jonny 5
July 17th, 2007, 04:10 PM
No, I just use a piece of bread if I have any left over gravy or sauce.

JackSwan
July 17th, 2007, 04:11 PM
it's your inferior northern upbringing. :)

Butterfield
July 17th, 2007, 05:31 PM
I lick my plate when I eat ice cream. :bowtie:

I did that last night. :happy: I often lick my plate depending on what I've just eaten. I'm the only person in my family to do it, I guess I've just never grown up. :dunno:

Great thread btw! :okay:

Telfordboy
July 17th, 2007, 07:23 PM
No never, not because I think its disgusting but I think its quite rude. I always have the urge to after I've had syrup covered pancakes though.
Mmmm pancakes....

What really winds me up though is people licking their knives :bash:

Stefan88
July 17th, 2007, 07:31 PM
I did that last night. :happy: I often lick my plate depending on what I've just eaten. I'm the only person in my family to do it, I guess I've just never grown up. :dunno:

Great thread btw! :okay:

Butterfield can you eat ice cream without going abit crazy? It has E-numbers in it doesn't it?

Telfordboy
July 17th, 2007, 07:54 PM
Maybe he has Vannilla :dunno:

italki
July 17th, 2007, 07:58 PM
No never, not because I think its disgusting but I think its quite rude. I always have the urge to after I've had syrup covered pancakes though.
Mmmm pancakes....

What really winds me up though is people licking their knives :bash:

mmmm pancakes with ice cream and maple syrup yum i love them

do you have the pancake parlour in the UK?

http://i18.tinypic.com/6bani1z.jpg

Telfordboy
July 17th, 2007, 08:19 PM
Ah lamentably no...

The only time I ever have them is Pancake day too.
I really should eat them more often, I'm salivating right now at the thought.

italki
July 17th, 2007, 08:27 PM
Ah lamentably no...

The only time I ever have them is Pancake day too.
I really should eat them more often, I'm salivating right now at the thought.

Look at the menu of our pancake parlour here in Australia

http://www.pancakeparlour.com/Menu/menu.html

You'll salivate more :lol:

Telfordboy
July 17th, 2007, 08:44 PM
Fuck me! Have you seen that bit in Scary Movie 4 with the bird and her dodgy mouth? If you have you'll know what I'm like at the moment.

Tony Sebo
July 17th, 2007, 08:47 PM
the posters on here much be getting younger... that is definitely a question that would only interest a 6 year old - granted, one with a wife! :puke:

Telfordboy
July 17th, 2007, 08:51 PM
Well I'm sorry my imaturity is such a pain to you and your sophistimicated tastes Tony :tongue:

Tony Sebo
July 17th, 2007, 08:58 PM
coming from Liverpool , sophistication is just in the blood!


Actually, it is just one of those things that has always made me balk... like dribbling spit then sucking it back in or sharing chewie with your male mate.. maybe I'm just nesh, rather than sophisticated!

Isaac Newell
July 17th, 2007, 09:04 PM
As a sophisticated Lancastrian I use bread, preferably an oven bottom muffin to mop up my meat and potatoe pie.

mk61
July 17th, 2007, 09:14 PM
Food comes on plates now?

I thought it was usually to be found in throwaway packaging.

ricsinsk9y
July 17th, 2007, 09:35 PM
the posters on here much be getting younger... that is definitely a question that would only interest a 6 year old - granted, one with a wife! :puke:

No Tony, just trying to keep my outlook young, or I might suddenly wake up one day and realise I'm 41, married, 2 kids, a labrador and estate car.

Actually, this is a serious question. I was brought up not to indulge in such dirty habits, along with that other bad habit that makes you blind and I've failed miserably! :nuts:

Telfordboy
July 17th, 2007, 09:38 PM
Oh yeah, I failed that one miserably too. Although I have really good eyesight maybe that means I can do it more....:goodbye:

Joey313
July 17th, 2007, 09:41 PM
I lick my plate all the time. I do it secretly so my mom wont see me but I dont do in public.

Tony Sebo
July 17th, 2007, 10:22 PM
No Tony, just trying to keep my outlook young, or I might suddenly wake up one day and realise I'm 41, married, 2 kids, a labrador and estate car.

Actually, this is a serious question. I was brought up not to indulge in such dirty habits, along with that other bad habit that makes you blind and I've failed miserably! :nuts:


:lol: one out of two is forgivable.. to fall down on both counts is reckless!

cinosanap
July 17th, 2007, 11:17 PM
I don't but I do lick the yoghurt (lid?/cover).

Butterfield
July 18th, 2007, 12:26 AM
Butterfield can you eat ice cream without going abit crazy? It has E-numbers in it doesn't it?

D'ya know, I don't know if ice cream has E-numbers in it. I haven't noticed that I become super-hyper after eating it anyway, that'll be Curly Wurlys and candyfloss that have that effect on me. :shifty:

Maybe he has Vannilla :dunno:

I have vanilla when I'm feeling dull. I've just discovered Asda's Raspberry Pavlova ice cream with meringue bits in it which is luvvly. :yes:

BigTomW
August 21st, 2007, 11:54 PM
I lick my plate if im proper hungry and if im surrounded by the right atmosphere, i wouldnt do it if i was meeting a girl at a restraunt etc :)

Delirium
August 22nd, 2007, 12:13 AM
well given the stuff you've said on this site before im surprised you didn't say,

''well i'd be licking her ''plate'' afterward though!" :| ;)

Stefan88
August 22nd, 2007, 12:14 AM
I rarely lick my plate unless it's something I really really like.

Delirium
August 22nd, 2007, 12:16 AM
^^ like casear, pedigree or felix? :dunno:

Caiman
August 22nd, 2007, 12:37 AM
I lick windows, especially on the bus, when we're at a bus stop, and there're people standing. Watching.

Butterfield
August 22nd, 2007, 01:42 AM
I lick my plate if im proper hungry and if im surrounded by the right atmosphere, i wouldnt do it if i was meeting a girl at a restraunt etc :)

Oh what a charming young man you are turning out to be. :applause: ;)

I rarely lick my plate unless it's something I really really like.

^^ like casear, pedigree or felix? :dunno:

No that's you, my favouritest little puglet, you. :lovethem:

Stefan88
August 22nd, 2007, 02:33 AM
^^ like casear, pedigree or felix? :dunno:

:lol: Felix is for cats so there :tongue:

I hardly ever do it really unless it's something thats my dad has cooked me like a sunday roast in the winter which I hardly ever have as my mum is veggie :(

Butterfield
August 22nd, 2007, 02:41 AM
And as for "casear"..... :| I think that should be "Caesar" or even "Cats ear" :shifty:

Delirium
August 22nd, 2007, 03:52 AM
^^Twas a common error! :cry:

:lol: Felix is for cats so there :tongue:

I hardly ever do it really unless it's something thats my dad has cooked me like a sunday roast in the winter which I hardly ever have as my mum is veggie :(

Ah, no one ever cooks for me, (well they do, its just not very nice :shifty:)

i do enjoy cooking for people though, eating alone is sooo 1997.

ranny fash
August 22nd, 2007, 04:24 AM
no but i lick my own anus

Stefan88
August 22nd, 2007, 04:51 AM
:lol:
Are you a cat aswell then?

Æsahættr
August 22nd, 2007, 10:31 AM
... gross
i've never seen anyone do it