Im going to be booking a room in a Travelodge type establishment tomorrow because me and my gf will be enjoying all night carnal pleasures on Saturday night.

The hotel is only 10/15 mins from home, and it will be obvious we're there for hanky panky. Does anyone know how these places work? Can I pay in cash and give a false address or do I have to give my real address?

Why do you not want them to know where you live? Are you planning on stealing the furnishings?

Flaunt your carnality. They don't care. It's a Travellodge. That's what it's there for.

They dont care - they just want your money. Dont make a mess.

Why do you not want them to know where you live? Are you planning on stealing the furnishings?

No, because i live 10 mins away. Bit odd that I would be booking into a hotel 10 mins from my home, it will be obvious what im upto!

I know they dont care, but you know. I dont want them to know what I really am - a seedy little man. ;)

Just remember, every single member of staff you'll meet in that hotel has sex too. They're all at it. Some of them'll have done it in that hotel - the perks of having access to the keys. They're just like you - dirty. We all are. Well, I'm not of course, but everyone else is.

lol. Im well up for it, been in training all week.

Some of them will have done it in the bed you pay for.

lol. Im well up for it, been in training all week.

Does the phrase TMI mean anything to you? :lol:

Some of them will have done it in the bed you pay for.

10 minutes before you arrived.

If im lucky, I will catch a fit young bisexual-lesbian couple upto it and I can involve myself in a 3way mff extravaganza to warm up with.

Your girlfriend's a lucky woman.

Some of them will have done it in the bed you pay for.

Chances are, by the law of averages, someone'll have died in it as well.

If not, pissed/shat/thrown up in it!...

book into the Formula One in town i think alls you do is go upto a machine and pay by card

If im lucky, I will catch a fit young bisexual-lesbian couple upto it and I can involve myself in a 3way mff extravaganza to warm up with.

mfff surely? Unless you tried to spell 'muff' and got it wrong

Chances are, by the law of averages, someone'll have died in it as well.

Someone died in my dad's flats. Well, they were tucked in to the bed covers a bit too well - so we think it was either murder, or he had a heart attack in the presence of someone who shouldn't have been there. They tucked the body in and ran.

Some of them will have done it in the bed you pay for.

when I was a kid on holiday, I used to have a phobia of sleeping in hotel beds. I used to think think "how many people would have had sex in this bed" used to send me sour :(

For all the Hotel knows your house could have burnt down or been vandalised or have a gas leak or whatever.

People do this all the time...I imagine it's quite entertaining working in a hotel reception.

Don't worry about it, most parents will probably do the same to get away from the kids. Hire a babysitter and go off and have a shagging session.
If your worried about it that much go to a hotel 20 minutes away rather than 10 and just make up an address.
Just try and hide your scouse accent.

No, because i live 10 mins away. Bit odd that I would be booking into a hotel 10 mins from my home, it will be obvious what im upto!

I remember I went to a hotel in my own town, I lived 10min walk away if that.

I gave my real address, didn't care.


Or...just do it in the woods or the back of a car....sorted!
If you have a tent...even better...

I stopped in many hotels now, just to have a one night fuck! Like many ppl have said - They dont give a fuck. What exactly can they say ''no you cant stay, you live 10 mins from here'' Just make sure you make as much noise and mess while you there - make the most of it :lol:

Remember to check in as Mr and Mrs Smith. They'll never suspect a thing.