Please post ethnic jokes from your culture, at least those that are not too much language dependent. While we from the former Yugoslavia region understand each other quite well, and have many places to see and exchange those, I'm really curious about ethnic jokes from languages more distant from ours. I'd ask everyone to refrain from any bashing, let's just do it for the fun of it.

A man with a machine gun walks into a tram in Ukraine and asks "What time is it?" in ukrainian. A black guy stands up and answers in perfect ukrainian "It's five o'clock". The man with a machine gun replies "You can sit down, I can see that you're not a russian".

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I know few VERY rude...but ...I don't wanna be banned here!

Stupid thread,, MOD plz close it asp, thanx.

Teacher, who ever you are, I am sure you were baned from these forums and re-registered here, perhaps for very same reason you got banned, bad idea starting such auspicious thread.

i have a couple from a wide variety.

Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!

Failed Afghan recruitment slogans:
Be Allah you can be!

What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
An Afghani mechanic!

Why aren't there any mexicans on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either!

Why do mexicans drive lowriders?
So they can drive while they pick strawberries.