View Full Version : "5-star hotel" bollocks....


Villiers Terrace
December 2nd, 2007, 04:01 PM
Dear developers, please cut the phoney asprational shite, no-one gives a fuck anyway, and commission some decent fucking architecture. It won't get built otherwise.

Capiche?

Good.

Accura4Matalan
December 2nd, 2007, 09:07 PM
Premier Inn any day over 5* shite. A comfortable double bed, good range of channels, and an optional breakfast in the morning.

kung_fuzi
December 2nd, 2007, 09:44 PM
Premier Inn any day over 5* shite. A comfortable double bed, good range of channels, and an optional breakfast in the morning.

Now let's see, what's good for sheep?:lol:

Blabber II
December 2nd, 2007, 09:48 PM
Premier Inn any day over 5* shite. A comfortable double bed, good range of channels, and an optional breakfast in the morning.

...And whilst you're at it, make Preston your home!

paulmac35
December 2nd, 2007, 09:58 PM
Premier Inn any day over 5* shite. A comfortable double bed, good range of channels, and an optional breakfast in the morning.

and by a good range of channels, i gather you mean the old tug tv! as i cant imagine anyone wanting to share your double bed! unless you include your blow up doll! :lol: sorry accy but you sort of walked into that one. telegraphed it in fact!

Accura4Matalan
December 2nd, 2007, 10:03 PM
and by a good range of channels, i gather you mean the old tug tv! as i cant imagine anyone wanting to share your double bed! unless you include your blow up doll! :lol: sorry accy but you sort of walked into that one. telegraphed it in fact!

Copy of reservation email at my last stay:
Dear Mr Lynchehaun

Re: Reservation at the Premier Inn, Manchester (Portland Street), Reservation FTR226478

Please accept this e-mail as confirmation of your reservation.
Your reservation details are as follows:

Arrival Date 12/10/07
No. of Nights 2


Rooms

1 x Double Room, 2 Adults at a cost of £ 144.00 (Guaranteed Room Type)

No Breakfast Booked


Total Accommodation Cost £ 144.00

Reservation guaranteed by UK MAESTRO

Total Cost £ 144.00

kung_fuzi
December 2nd, 2007, 11:14 PM
Copy of reservation email at my last stay:
Dear Mr Lynchehaun

Re: Reservation at the Premier Inn, Manchester (Portland Street), Reservation FTR226478

Please accept this e-mail as confirmation of your reservation.
Your reservation details are as follows:

Arrival Date 12/10/07
No. of Nights 2


Rooms

1 x Double Room, 2 Adults at a cost of £ 144.00 (Guaranteed Room Type)

No Breakfast Booked


Total Accommodation Cost £ 144.00

Reservation guaranteed by UK MAESTRO

Total Cost £ 144.00


Two adults, 'Ewe' and who else?::lol:

woody
December 3rd, 2007, 01:59 AM
QUOTE=kung_fuzi;16854493]Two adults, 'Ewe' and who else?::lol:[/QUOTE]

Preston Premier Inn, me having breakfast , my roomy.................

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1762/t160142fw2.jpg http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3668/t150761on7.jpg http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3455/t162531wv0.jpg

Martin S
December 3rd, 2007, 11:03 AM
Mr Lynchehaun?

Why does someone who is only 1'6" tall need a double room? Just a big hook for his large green hat should be enough.

Accura4Matalan
December 3rd, 2007, 05:04 PM
^That might actually be funny if I hadn't heard the same joke a billion times before.

Martin S
December 3rd, 2007, 07:43 PM
^That might actually be funny if I hadn't heard the same joke a billion times before.

Just hang on in there Accy - plenty of people still to hear it.

Blabber II
December 3rd, 2007, 08:09 PM
Mr Lynchehaun?

Why does someone who is only 1'6" tall need a double room? Just a big hook for his large green hat should be enough.

:hilarious

Good one Martin.

:hahaha:

Accura4Matalan
December 4th, 2007, 01:20 AM
Just hang on in there Accy - plenty of people still to hear it.

And they say that Liverpool is an Irish-friendly city... ;)

woody
December 4th, 2007, 02:32 AM
And they say that Liverpool is an Irish-friendly city... ;)

Argh Begara,:cheers: we are, and we extend the hand of friendship to all little boys, having checked that great Irish Catalogue Company O`Matalan, we have choosen your Christmas Present ,a gift to you from us nice chaps in Liverpool.........

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/3213/scat0284995le6.jpg http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9248/scat0285001do0.jpg http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/1149/scat0285043fy4.jpg

We have had to guess your sizes, but played safe by ordering for a 5 to 6 year old so they should be a nice snug fit.:lol:

Martin S
December 4th, 2007, 10:59 AM
And they say that Liverpool is an Irish-friendly city... ;)


Accy,

Once again you have spammed a serious thread - this time with all this 'I'm Mr Lynchehaun' nonsense.

We need to get back to the subject of this discussion.

Accura4Matalan
December 4th, 2007, 12:42 PM
T'wasnt me who took it off topic bitches! My first post was purely about hotels!

Accura4Matalan
December 4th, 2007, 12:43 PM
Would you prefer it if I simply just didn't post in the Liverpool boards anymore?

Ged
December 4th, 2007, 12:53 PM
Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr eeeeeeeeeeee Weeyyyyyyyyy up.

Or in accy tongue.
Eeee barrrrrrrrrr gum willllllllie eckas like..

accy chrimbo come erl-eh...along with accy ?

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c60/gedfleming/ANY%20PHOTOS/man-sheep.gif

adman
December 4th, 2007, 05:07 PM
Would you prefer it if I simply just didn't post in the Liverpool boards anymore?
It depends why you wish to post on the Liverpool forum. If it's just to pump up your votes for the Top 10 UK forumers by post count thread (http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?t=201274&page=38)
BTW, I reckon I will have moved up a place on that list before the day is out.
then I rather you didn't.

kung_fuzi
December 4th, 2007, 05:42 PM
Would you prefer it if I simply just didn't post in the Liverpool boards anymore?

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Accura4Matalan
December 4th, 2007, 06:11 PM
Okay, 5 minute trial period!

CAUTION: The next 5 minutes may be the most dull in the history of the Liverpool subforum... EVER!

Accura4Matalan
December 4th, 2007, 06:17 PM
Goodness me, that must of been hard for you guys. Its okay, I'm back :yes:

Blabber II
December 4th, 2007, 08:35 PM
It depends why you wish to post on the Liverpool forum. If it's just to pump up your votes for the Top 10 UK forumers by post count thread (http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?t=201274&page=38)

then I rather you didn't.

Seems to be a few Mancs plus accy with the saddest, sorry highest, vote counts.

Whatever happened to that wanking emoticon?

adman
December 4th, 2007, 11:44 PM
Seems to be a few Mancs plus accy with the saddest, sorry highest, vote counts.

Whatever happened to that wanking emoticon?
s n i g g e r:nuts:
http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?t=554695

adman
December 5th, 2007, 12:16 AM
Ignore the Manc link in my previous post.
Whooosh! It's been closed in record time.
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Accura4Matalan
December 5th, 2007, 12:45 AM
Okay... :sly:

I'll just slouch away into the shadows for a little while.

adman
December 5th, 2007, 01:08 AM
Okay... :sly:

I'll just slouch away into the shadows for a little while.
If your obsession with accumulating post counts is an autistic thing, fine. Carry on regardless. I'm a great believer in enabling internet access to the disabled and I think I speak for all on the Liverpool forum.

Accura4Matalan
December 5th, 2007, 01:13 AM
Yes, completely ignore the fact that my average daily post count has been on the decline for over a year now, and also that I used to be in the top 10 SSC posters, and am now not even on the first page.

adman
December 5th, 2007, 01:19 AM
Yes, completely ignore the fact that my average daily post count has been on the decline for over a year now, and also that I used to be in the top 10 SSC posters, and am now not even on the first page.
I rest my case about your autism.
:cheers:

Accura4Matalan
December 5th, 2007, 01:33 AM
The point is, do I care that I am not on the first page? Not particuarly. It was fun while it lasted, competing with Will and gothic. If some Portuguese forumers who have been here no longer than 2 1/2 years want to steal all the 'glory' with a level of posting which seems unrealistic, they are welcome to it.

adman
December 5th, 2007, 01:43 AM
The point is, do I care that I am not on the first page? Not particuarly. It was fun while it lasted, competing with Will and gothic. If some Portuguese forumers who have been here no longer than 2 1/2 years want to steal all the 'glory' with a level of posting which seems unrealistic, they are welcome to it.
Nurse! Pull the blinds!

Accura4Matalan
December 5th, 2007, 02:44 AM
Yes, please do, so I can go to bed and pretend I didn't have to read that terrible example of scouse humour... :ohno:

adman
December 5th, 2007, 08:47 AM
New morning Accy. Fresh start. Try not to be such a tit today.

Blabber II
December 5th, 2007, 03:14 PM
Nurse! Pull the blinds!

:hahaha:

Blabber II
December 5th, 2007, 03:14 PM
New morning Accy. Fresh start. Try not to be such a tit today.

Hope springs eternal.

kat2
December 5th, 2007, 11:42 PM
With a thread title of "5 star hotel "bollocks, who can blame the poor guy for loosing the plot! interesting title though, wheres this proposal being built? *grin* any renders??
(even more fun) will the height be stumped? ouch!!!!
kat