I Live in Accrington near the accrington stanley f.c and the latest news is that sheikh cnuts bin fullofwhores has bought the football club in view of making it the biggest football club in the next decade.

Im a fan of the Club but the whole problem is because they are planning to bulid a new stadia to fill about 90,000 people in it and they are taking over my land..

Hope the lads from the area sign a petition to stop this acrimonious thing from happening

this is big news whorey, how tall will the stadia be? how much will they be paying you for the land? i think that you should be gratefull and accept the vast oversized check they will offer

Infact the sheikh has just viewed the place and i've visited the chief executive of accrington stanley and they say i need a petition signed by atleast 1000 people....

you visited massimo taibi :O he is harder to see than a blind venetian, i think your peteiton may be in vein however

The sheikh offers me about 100 pounds per sq.ft and this pittance because he says the stadium would'nt extend till my house and he'd bulid a whore house in my area..so that the people who visit the stadium get a free whore for a day

help me

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think of the good times this will bring :bash:

i think we should vandalise the place...the club should show more respect to us fans

I am one of the whores that would be working in the whore house and i see it as a fantastic opportunity to further my career *PLEASE* sign up. My children need feeding.

yes, think of the slut whorey

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think of the good times this will bring :bash:

but my sister wants to become a whore now that they've agreed to pay 1500 pounds per week per whore...and my poor old grandmother though inflicted with AIDS is considering the offer

I am one of the whores that would be working in the whore house and i see it as a fantastic opportunity to further my career *PLEASE* sign up. My children need feeding.

they also need the children i think

My children are of ages; 1, 3, 4, 6, 9, 11, 12, 14, 15, 15, 15 (triplets) and 21. Most of them are available for the scheme.

theres nothing wrong with a family of whores whorey, look out for skyscraperslut and her/his family

really slut? mine are 1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21

Really? I think the 21 year old might be yours.. Did you rape a big fat black woman 21 years ago?

but my wife who is also my mother and my brother who is also my dad and my sister are already whores....i dont think my family could support buying another dozen condoms per season.....though skyscraperslut we could have a family do-over...we could sent our CV's with the video to the sheikh...im becoming more and more happy to accept the offer

Awful news lads. Truely awful.

hey dogger could you bring your family over....and could you bring some vaseline the last time your brother entered me i got so sore i could'nt shit for 2 days...

wtf