Originally Posted by Mynameischarlie
That man got supernatural powers! From time to time he runs into a phone booth!
How hard it is in the daily life of Doehomey! Sometimes it seems like a job fit only for a superhuman. Training for the Olympics in the morning! Fighting terrorists in the afternoon! Taking care of his harem in the evening! Finally sitting down to read news and skyscrapers, you have a bunch of fools tell you, "Doehomey you have to do this! Doehomey you have to do that! Doehomey, I didn't opened up a history book nor a civics book but you are stupid if you don't listen to me!"