Post good quality offensive material (don't look, don't be offended)

LanceDriver · June 8th, 2012, 05:07 AM

We need a thread dedicated to stuff that offends people, just for the laugh.

Here's something I came across recently from a Muslim preacher (like when aren't they offensive?) in regards to why people shouldn't eat pork. From http://islamicvoice.com/february.99/zakir.htm

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6. Pig is the most shameless animal

The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth. It is the only animal that invites its friends to have sex with its mate. It feels no jealousy. And among people who consume pork, the practice of wife swapping and other forms of promiscuous behaviour is common.

(The auther is the president of Islamic Research Foundation, Mumbai. Email: islam@irf.net, http://www.irf.net)

LOL, just LOL. It's funny because it's true! We all know that those Sunday pork roasts with the extended family often turn into filthy orgies, we just choose to not talk about it. If it's lamb roast, it's always tame.

And this one from http://www.quranreading.com/blog/isl...dden-in-islam/

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In America, most people consume pork. Many times after dance parties, they have swapping of wives; i.e. many say “you sleep with my wife and I will sleep with your wife.” If you eat pigs then you behave like pigs. We look upon America to be very advanced and sophisticated. Whatever they do, we follow after a few years. According to an article in Island magazine, this practice of swapping wives has become common practice in South Asia.

So true! How many times do you see people raving with a pork sandwich. Like, all the time!! LOLZ

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Sanj · June 8th, 2012, 05:44 AM

hahahahahahaha awesome

Cariad · June 8th, 2012, 05:53 AM

I'm Porking now ......

NoshowwithoutPunch · June 8th, 2012, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by LanceDriver

If it's lamb roast, it's always tame.

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What side of the
Tasman are you on? Plenty of kiwi cuzzins would 'roast' a lamb, like Canterbury player might roast a young girl in a motel room.

LanceDriver · June 8th, 2012, 06:17 AM

lol - spit roasts! it's all coming together.

LanceDriver · June 8th, 2012, 01:34 PM

Arreis · June 8th, 2012, 01:40 PM

that's a pretty shit picture.

Kelli · June 8th, 2012, 02:18 PM

What is it with Lance and poo?

KiwiGuy · June 9th, 2012, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Kelli

What is it with Lance and poo?

He considers it dinner.

Kelli · June 9th, 2012, 01:53 PM

And part of his beauty regime probably.

hayds · June 9th, 2012, 02:40 PM

Kelli · June 16th, 2012, 11:22 AM

I haven't spoken to my best friend for two weeks, and when he finally does ring, he just leaves a fart on the answering machine, nice.

Kelli · June 16th, 2012, 11:36 AM

It's strange though, I feel loved

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Arreis · June 16th, 2012, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Kelli

I haven't spoken to my best friend for two weeks, and when he finally does ring, he just leaves a fart on the answering machine, nice.

Leaving a tone after the tone??

Kelli · June 16th, 2012, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Arreis

Leaving a tone after the tone??

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lowey · June 17th, 2012, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by LanceDriver

someone didnt wipe

LanceDriver · June 17th, 2012, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by hayds

I would not find being balls-deep in that offensive whatsoever!

Arreis · June 17th, 2012, 02:42 PM

image hosted on flickr

2012-06-17_21.58.47 by arreis77, on Flickr

get yer minds out of the gutter

Dimethyltryptamine · June 17th, 2012, 02:49 PM

took me a while to realise what that was

jarf · June 17th, 2012, 03:51 PM

Q. What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

A. Gang rape.

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LanceDriver 70's porn star Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,756	lol - spit roasts! it's all coming together.

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Arreis Especially heinous Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Toowoomba Posts: 454 Likes (Received): 245	image hosted on flickr 2012-06-17_21.58.47 by arreis77, on Flickr get yer minds out of the gutter

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