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AceOfSpades · March 30th, 2013, 11:03 AM

I' d like having kids ... later !

but i got confused because you were talking about an experience with your Girlfriend and how you were scared she could pregnant , then all of a sudden you made it look as if you had a kid . So i found that weird ... a bit !

***Yellow Fever*** · March 30th, 2013, 04:32 PM

Sorry, that incident happened like 20 years ago, I was just a kid, of course we were scare but im old now and actually thinking to have kid.

AceOfSpades · March 31st, 2013, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yellow Fever

Sorry, that incident happened like 20 years ago, I was just a kid, of course we were scare but im old now and actually thinking to have kid.

I see !

BTW , are you from Beijing ?! I'm in desperate need of some information about the location of my future University .

***Yellow Fever*** · March 31st, 2013, 05:03 PM

You are asking the wrong person, I'm a Honger and I've never been to the mainland.

Why don't you make a thread for your request in the china forum. Your post in the general chat isn't enough.

AceOfSpades · April 1st, 2013, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yellow Fever

You are asking the wrong person, I'm a Honger and I've never been to the mainland.

Why don't you make a thread for your request in the china forum. Your post in the general chat isn't enough.

I see ! Alright , i' ll make a thread , and let the whole world know !

AceOfSpades · April 1st, 2013, 11:00 AM

... And in order to not be rude to Canadians , i' ll post a little cheeky joke !

Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.

"I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder."

"What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light."

"What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there."

***Yellow Fever*** · April 1st, 2013, 05:04 PM

***Yellow Fever*** · April 29th, 2013, 05:01 AM

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

spearhead · May 15th, 2013, 09:17 PM

spearhead · May 16th, 2013, 01:28 AM

March 30th, 2013, 11:03 AM	#1761
AceOfSpades Body of light Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 5,122 Likes (Received): 196	I' d like having kids ... later ! but i got confused because you were talking about an experience with your Girlfriend and how you were scared she could pregnant , then all of a sudden you made it look as if you had a kid . So i found that weird ... a bit ! __________________ " Peace sells ... But who's buying ? "

March 30th, 2013, 04:32 PM	#1762
*Yellow Fever* Descendant Of Dragon龍的傳人 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: City Of Rain 雨之巿 Posts: 19,087 Likes (Received): 1801	Sorry, that incident happened like 20 years ago, I was just a kid, of course we were scare but im old now and actually thinking to have kid. __________________ *Come to visit beautiful Vancouver* \|BUDO 武道 \|\|I Love Hawaii \|Forever Love Songs \|TAEKWONDO \| *YF's North American Girls* \| Chinese Traditional Music Last edited by Yellow Fever; March 30th, 2013 at 05:36 PM.

March 31st, 2013, 05:03 PM	#1764
*Yellow Fever* Descendant Of Dragon龍的傳人 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: City Of Rain 雨之巿 Posts: 19,087 Likes (Received): 1801	You are asking the wrong person, I'm a Honger and I've never been to the mainland. Why don't you make a thread for your request in the china forum. Your post in the general chat isn't enough. __________________ *Come to visit beautiful Vancouver* \|BUDO 武道 \|\|I Love Hawaii \|Forever Love Songs \|TAEKWONDO \| *YF's North American Girls* \| Chinese Traditional Music

April 1st, 2013, 11:00 AM	#1766
AceOfSpades Body of light Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 5,122 Likes (Received): 196	... And in order to not be rude to Canadians , i' ll post a little cheeky joke ! Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. "I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder." "What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light." "What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there." __________________ " Peace sells ... But who's buying ? "

April 1st, 2013, 05:04 PM	#1767
*Yellow Fever* Descendant Of Dragon龍的傳人 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: City Of Rain 雨之巿 Posts: 19,087 Likes (Received): 1801	__________________ *Come to visit beautiful Vancouver* \|BUDO 武道 \|\|I Love Hawaii \|Forever Love Songs \|TAEKWONDO \| *YF's North American Girls* \| Chinese Traditional Music

April 29th, 2013, 05:01 AM	#1768
*Yellow Fever* Descendant Of Dragon龍的傳人 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: City Of Rain 雨之巿 Posts: 19,087 Likes (Received): 1801	Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!" __________________ *Come to visit beautiful Vancouver* \|BUDO 武道 \|\|I Love Hawaii \|Forever Love Songs \|TAEKWONDO \| *YF's North American Girls* \| Chinese Traditional Music

May 15th, 2013, 09:17 PM	#1769
spearhead Global Neutral Observer Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: North America/Asia Pacific Posts: 4,494 Likes (Received): 360	__________________ "Until philosophers rule as kings or those who are now called kings and leading men genuinely and adequately philosophise, that is, until political power and philosophy entirely coincide, while the many natures who at present pursue either one exclusively are forcibly prevented from doing so, cities will have no rest from evils,... nor, I think, will the human race." -Plato IT'S MORE FUN IN THE PHILIPPINES

May 16th, 2013, 01:28 AM	#1770
spearhead Global Neutral Observer Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: North America/Asia Pacific Posts: 4,494 Likes (Received): 360	__________________ "Until philosophers rule as kings or those who are now called kings and leading men genuinely and adequately philosophise, that is, until political power and philosophy entirely coincide, while the many natures who at present pursue either one exclusively are forcibly prevented from doing so, cities will have no rest from evils,... nor, I think, will the human race." -Plato IT'S MORE FUN IN THE PHILIPPINES

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