The WTF Thread - Page 2

Blabber II · December 7th, 2007, 08:19 PM

Fuck! I had to stop that half way through. WTF!

Portobello Red · December 20th, 2007, 02:12 PM

yoshef · December 20th, 2007, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Portobello Red

good one!!!

Portobello Red · March 29th, 2008, 03:25 PM

Swiss Spaghetti Harvest 1957

Tony Sebo · March 31st, 2008, 01:37 PM

That was an April Fool put out by Panorama or someone!

yoshef · January 7th, 2009, 05:13 PM

wtf!

Gareth · January 7th, 2009, 11:37 PM

Just had my sexuality examined and here's the result...

v4vendetta · July 29th, 2009, 11:57 PM

I went to buy a box of Weetabix. What a fucking performance!

1. I don't like shopping
2. I don't like supermarkets
3. What's fucking super about them
4. I don't like change

First of all I have to avoid all the morons tear arseing around with their trollies - where's the fucking fire! Nobody told me that Tesco are on the F1 Grand Prix calender.

Then there are the kids, those snotty nosed little shits with no manners whatsoever, who just seem to do and say what the fuck they like. Its no wonder when you see their chav mothers, in velour shell suit bottoms, trying to decide how many cans of vodka Red Bull to buy. Those Katona lookalike bitches make no fucking attempt to restrain those twatting little Whitney, Britney and Shitney bastards. I fucking hate 'em, mainly because those brainless tossers have got loads more money to spend than I have because they're all on fucking benefits!

Coffin dodgers!
Dithering about the place whilst conducting a master class in how to be frugal. Have you ever seen them buying one rasher of bacon, half a sausage and 3oz of tripe? At least they don't need bog roll - they're still using a commemorative copy of The Daily Telegraph that was published the Sunday after The Titanic sank!

Finally I get to the breakfast cereal aisle! No shit! There must have been ten different types of fucking Weetabix on those shelves. What the twatting, bollocksy, fuckwank is going on here? I just want an ordinary box Weetabix!

Weetabix Gold
Gold? Gold what? Is that why it's so fucking expensive.

Weetabix Organic
Please don't tell me it's got cow shit and sheep piss in it.

Weetabix Fruit & Fibre
If we needed a good shit we'd have had a curry last night.

Weetabix Minis
Fuck me, they make small cars out of this stuff now.
Anyone seen one on the road?
I bet they're fucking useless in the wet!

Weetabix Bitesize
What tosser decided how big a bite is then?
Kids bite? Adult Bite? Love Bite, Fucking dog bite?

Weetabix Chocolate Crisp
A kids birthday party feast all mixed up together in a bowl.
That's sure to make the little bastards puke all over their Wii.

Weetabix Honey & Nut
For fuck's sake put honey on your toast, like any normal person and scratch your nuts whilst your eating it you tossers!

Then there's all the cheap shite Tesco versions and the Oat-a-fucking-bran-a-nutri-wank-a-flake versions. Don't even start me on Cornflakes, Ready Brek and Special K. Talk about a head fuck!

Weet-a-fucking-leave-it-as-it-was-you-tossers-I-don't-like-fucking-change-you-twats-abix.

Ahh, at last, that's the one I'm after!

Just need to go through the checkout now (tell you about that another time).

What-a-load-of-fucking-twats-a-bix!

Babaloo · July 30th, 2009, 11:12 AM

This one was aimed at helping the kiddies to appreciate Mark Twain

Howie_P · July 30th, 2009, 01:44 PM

Bruce Grobbelaar's predictions for the 2009/2010 Premier League - Part 1/3 (Liverpool)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulpf-cXXpMc

yoshef · June 23rd, 2012, 03:56 AM

Bump!

January 7th, 2009, 05:13 PM	#26
yoshef I like beer. Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In your face Posts: 10,444 Likes (Received): 88	wtf! __________________ JFT96

January 7th, 2009, 11:37 PM	#27
Gareth Keltlandia Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Liverpool Posts: 8,963 Likes (Received): 59	Just had my sexuality examined and here's the result... __________________ http://www.liverpoolmetropolis.org/

July 29th, 2009, 11:57 PM	#28
v4vendetta BANNED Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 848 Likes (Received): 0	Weetabix! I went to buy a box of Weetabix. What a fucking performance! 1. I don't like shopping 2. I don't like supermarkets 3. What's fucking super about them 4. I don't like change First of all I have to avoid all the morons tear arseing around with their trollies - where's the fucking fire! Nobody told me that Tesco are on the F1 Grand Prix calender. Then there are the kids, those snotty nosed little shits with no manners whatsoever, who just seem to do and say what the fuck they like. Its no wonder when you see their chav mothers, in velour shell suit bottoms, trying to decide how many cans of vodka Red Bull to buy. Those Katona lookalike bitches make no fucking attempt to restrain those twatting little Whitney, Britney and Shitney bastards. I fucking hate 'em, mainly because those brainless tossers have got loads more money to spend than I have because they're all on fucking benefits! Coffin dodgers! Dithering about the place whilst conducting a master class in how to be frugal. Have you ever seen them buying one rasher of bacon, half a sausage and 3oz of tripe? At least they don't need bog roll - they're still using a commemorative copy of The Daily Telegraph that was published the Sunday after The Titanic sank! Finally I get to the breakfast cereal aisle! No shit! There must have been ten different types of fucking Weetabix on those shelves. What the twatting, bollocksy, fuckwank is going on here? I just want an ordinary box Weetabix! Weetabix Gold Gold? Gold what? Is that why it's so fucking expensive. Weetabix Organic Please don't tell me it's got cow shit and sheep piss in it. Weetabix Fruit & Fibre If we needed a good shit we'd have had a curry last night. Weetabix Minis Fuck me, they make small cars out of this stuff now. Anyone seen one on the road? I bet they're fucking useless in the wet! Weetabix Bitesize What tosser decided how big a bite is then? Kids bite? Adult Bite? Love Bite, Fucking dog bite? Weetabix Chocolate Crisp A kids birthday party feast all mixed up together in a bowl. That's sure to make the little bastards puke all over their Wii. Weetabix Honey & Nut For fuck's sake put honey on your toast, like any normal person and scratch your nuts whilst your eating it you tossers! Then there's all the cheap shite Tesco versions and the Oat-a-fucking-bran-a-nutri-wank-a-flake versions. Don't even start me on Cornflakes, Ready Brek and Special K. Talk about a head fuck! Weet-a-fucking-leave-it-as-it-was-you-tossers-I-don't-like-fucking-change-you-twats-abix. Ahh, at last, that's the one I'm after! Just need to go through the checkout now (tell you about that another time). What-a-load-of-fucking-twats-a-bix!

July 30th, 2009, 01:44 PM	#30
Howie_P Registered User Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Kensington Liverpool Posts: 2,166 Likes (Received): 30	PaddyPowerVideo Bruce Grobbelaar's predictions for the 2009/2010 Premier League - Part 1/3 (Liverpool) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulpf-cXXpMc

June 23rd, 2012, 03:56 AM	#31
yoshef I like beer. Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In your face Posts: 10,444 Likes (Received): 88	Bump! __________________ JFT96

December 7th, 2007, 08:19 PM	#21
Blabber II Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 639 Likes (Received): 0	Fuck! I had to stop that half way through. WTF!

December 20th, 2007, 02:12 PM	#22
Portobello Red ____________ Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Bootle / Notting Hill Posts: 4,202 Likes (Received): 62

March 29th, 2008, 03:25 PM	#24
Portobello Red ____________ Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Bootle / Notting Hill Posts: 4,202 Likes (Received): 62	Swiss Spaghetti Harvest 1957

March 31st, 2008, 01:37 PM	#25
Tony Sebo BANNED Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Liverpool Posts: 18,306 Likes (Received): 4	That was an April Fool put out by Panorama or someone!

July 30th, 2009, 11:12 AM	#29
Babaloo Fiat Lux Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 7,598 Likes (Received): 0	This one was aimed at helping the kiddies to appreciate Mark Twain

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