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[Simfan34]

Like the porn in 1984, you need crude stuff to keep the proles content.

[kihihi]

A Go-Getter Dares Hyena, Takes Charge Of His Dongle

I bonk to enrich my ego. I thought that babes who are serial man eaters do it for similar reasons but it seems they aren’t. There is a babe called Berna who lives in my neighborhood. She is such a beauty that even fellow women get jealous when they see her. Yasmine has been telling me negative stories and warning me about her. I kept my distance but after she bonked one of our neighbours, Berna started setting Sophie Nantogo’s ‘bumasu’ on me. One day she blocked me as I was joining the main road and gave me a CD that had just 2 songs; Iryn’s ‘Lwaki’ and Mariam Ndagire’s song where she laments on how women are so unlucky because they can never declare their love to men. I sensed trouble and kept my distance but not for long. One day I lied to Yasmine that I was spending a night at our factory. Kumbe, I had intentions of going to Ange with Alice. As we hit the floor and danced to the tunes of Coco Finger’s ‘My Miss,’ Berna interrupted us and threatened to beat my date. Alice took off like she had been confronted by ghosts. When she was gone, Berna turned to me: “Does your wife know you are here with her?” she asked, making my heart skip a beat. I sensed trouble and knowing that she’d tell Yasmine, I danced DJ Michael’s ‘Kwata Kwata’ with Berna. As we danced she made it her business to grab my dongle.
Pipo, what was she after? Well, I tried to avoid touching her but she wrapped herself around me. “I want to bonk you” she said. Now, this was too much; she was simply joking with fire. I ran out of the club like it was on fire but she didn’t want to miss this opportunity to feel my dongle. She charged after me and pinned me on my BMW.
“What’s wrong? Am I too ugly for you?” she asked. Before I could answer, she was already kissing me. She dipped her arm in my trouser wrapping her fingers around my dongle. That stirred trouble for me because the silly thing forgot all Yasmine’s warnings. It erected like it hadn’t been touched by a female in over 10 years.

Men, what else could I do? We jumped into the car which I drove to Havana at a terrible speed, ignoring all the traffic regulations. Upon locking the door, I was shocked that she took over all the manly roles. She pinned me against the wall and started kissing me. “I have always wanted to do that” she said before undressing me and rushing for my dongle. I momentarily lost my senses when she fondled my balls. I almost screamed but held on bravely like a man. She got up, removed her dress and remained in just a G-string.

When we got in bed, she paraded her rear for a doggy and pulled her G-string aside. “I like it when a man terrorizes me from behind,” she declared. I immediately dropped to my knees and as I skillfully tickled her vuvu, she cheered me up, “ooh boy, that’s nice. Don’t stop, please.” She then turned and wrapped me between her legs. I got up and she moved back, sitting in the middle of the bed. “Dress up dress up”, she said handing me a packet of condoms. She then ordered me to spread like Jesus on the cross and sat on me. She held my dongle and gave it the most sensual kiss that I’ve ever got. “Feeling me? Feeling me?” she kept on asking. “Yes…yes, yes” I answered, turning it into a tune. She then spread herself and I got on top for federo style. We kept changing from doggy to federo, spicing it up with a bit of Ankole charter.

Finally, we had it standing and it was around this time that her pot started screaming. She then decided to sit on me again and gave me a memorable ride which lasted for about 15 minutes. She the ordered me to “do that magical thing,” saying mbu it was the only way I could make her fell high and cumm. Since I was born to please women, I coiled between her legs and did just that till she came. In about 20 minutes my jaws were hurting like hell. I got on the side and rested like a log.

Till next time, I remain yours truly; the Mighty Hyena

[G.O.E.T.I.A]

Originally Posted by Sokotocaliphate

Oh dear people are horny tonight

looooolll, did you know? that the country we're talking about here in this article, a.k.a Uganda, is where Janub is from.

it now makes perfect sense, right?

[Simfan34]

Originally Posted by kihihi

A Go-Getter Dares Hyena, Takes Charge Of His Dongle

I bonk to enrich my ego. I thought that babes who are serial man eaters do it for similar reasons but it seems they aren’t. There is a babe called Berna who lives in my neighborhood. She is such a beauty that even fellow women get jealous when they see her. Yasmine has been telling me negative stories and warning me about her. I kept my distance but after she bonked one of our neighbours, Berna started setting Sophie Nantogo’s ‘bumasu’ on me. One day she blocked me as I was joining the main road and gave me a CD that had just 2 songs; Iryn’s ‘Lwaki’ and Mariam Ndagire’s song where she laments on how women are so unlucky because they can never declare their love to men. I sensed trouble and kept my distance but not for long. One day I lied to Yasmine that I was spending a night at our factory. Kumbe, I had intentions of going to Ange with Alice. As we hit the floor and danced to the tunes of Coco Finger’s ‘My Miss,’ Berna interrupted us and threatened to beat my date. Alice took off like she had been confronted by ghosts. When she was gone, Berna turned to me: “Does your wife know you are here with her?” she asked, making my heart skip a beat. I sensed trouble and knowing that she’d tell Yasmine, I danced DJ Michael’s ‘Kwata Kwata’ with Berna. As we danced she made it her business to grab my dongle.
Pipo, what was she after? Well, I tried to avoid touching her but she wrapped herself around me. “I want to bonk you” she said. Now, this was too much; she was simply joking with fire. I ran out of the club like it was on fire but she didn’t want to miss this opportunity to feel my dongle. She charged after me and pinned me on my BMW.
“What’s wrong? Am I too ugly for you?” she asked. Before I could answer, she was already kissing me. She dipped her arm in my trouser wrapping her fingers around my dongle. That stirred trouble for me because the silly thing forgot all Yasmine’s warnings. It erected like it hadn’t been touched by a female in over 10 years.

Men, what else could I do? We jumped into the car which I drove to Havana at a terrible speed, ignoring all the traffic regulations. Upon locking the door, I was shocked that she took over all the manly roles. She pinned me against the wall and started kissing me. “I have always wanted to do that” she said before undressing me and rushing for my dongle. I momentarily lost my senses when she fondled my balls. I almost screamed but held on bravely like a man. She got up, removed her dress and remained in just a G-string.

When we got in bed, she paraded her rear for a doggy and pulled her G-string aside. “I like it when a man terrorizes me from behind,” she declared. I immediately dropped to my knees and as I skillfully tickled her vuvu, she cheered me up, “ooh boy, that’s nice. Don’t stop, please.” She then turned and wrapped me between her legs. I got up and she moved back, sitting in the middle of the bed. “Dress up dress up”, she said handing me a packet of condoms. She then ordered me to spread like Jesus on the cross and sat on me. She held my dongle and gave it the most sensual kiss that I’ve ever got. “Feeling me? Feeling me?” she kept on asking. “Yes…yes, yes” I answered, turning it into a tune. She then spread herself and I got on top for federo style. We kept changing from doggy to federo, spicing it up with a bit of Ankole charter.

Finally, we had it standing and it was around this time that her pot started screaming. She then decided to sit on me again and gave me a memorable ride which lasted for about 15 minutes. She the ordered me to “do that magical thing,” saying mbu it was the only way I could make her fell high and cumm. Since I was born to please women, I coiled between her legs and did just that till she came. In about 20 minutes my jaws were hurting like hell. I got on the side and rested like a log.

Till next time, I remain yours truly; the Mighty Hyena

How can any newspaper publish this? And this from the country that brought us eat the poo poo?!?!

[abesha]

What the.........that's softcore porn.

[Sokotocaliphate]

Janub is from Uganda?
hmm then he is blessed

[Simfan34]

Originally Posted by abesha

What the.........that's softcore porn.

Imagine that in the Post.

[screenshotartist]

Ugandans are crazy Mothafuckers when it comes to sex.


People there just Fuck anyone

[BUTEMBO21]

Not surprised its in Uganda.

[Arinze]

God Amin eff up this place...this would be out their by Nigerian standards

[Sokotocaliphate]

how is this the fault of Amin? na im born dem before.....

[Arinze]

No he just messed up the Psyche of his people man...can you imagine even with the tabloid papers Nigeria has ...this type of thing in any of them?

[Sokotocaliphate]

with Sharia law? abeg I laugh in luganda

[Arinze]

Nigeria has madness but not this level

[silence us]

Originally Posted by screenshotartist

Ugandans are crazy Mothafuckers when it comes to sex.


People there just Fuck anyone

indeed, they have this crazy technique called kachabali that make women squirt, its a tradition too

[screenshotartist]

Originally Posted by silence us

indeed, they have this crazy technique called kachabali that make women squirt, its a tradition too

Please elaborate.



If elaboration requires too much details that are not suitable for the open forum, a PM will do

[silence us]

Originally Posted by screenshotartist

Please elaborate.



If elaboration requires too much details that are not suitable for the open forum, a PM will do

it does not require much detail

according to someone i know they stimulate until the women squirts and young men are apparently trained to do it, during training the technique is demonstrated using bananas and even maize cobs and the women use other women to demonstrate using those objects

uganda

[Kenguy]

Originally Posted by abesha

What the.........that's softcore porn.

...and thats one of the main selling points for most of Uganda's tabloid papers. I remember the first time I saw a newspaper stand in Uganda and in my head I was like...WTF!

[fortportal]

Haha "kachabali" I know it. I had a Ugandan girfriend before.
And its tru, Ugandans have great appetite when it comes to sex.

[Kenguy]

Originally Posted by kihihi

The country's top circulating Lugandan language paper is Bukedde, with its blend of mauled flesh, sex and drunkenness, while Red Pepper has surged to the near-top of the English-language dailies, with a punchy mix of sex and gossip.

In my opinion, the Red Pepper tabloid is read by more Ugandans compared to the standard dailies (New vision and The Monitor).