Mr Whippy = Abject Horror

mx5star · July 18th, 2011, 01:31 PM

Just when I thought that it would be safe to walk out the front door and stumble up to Coles to get my DJ friends frozen meals (it's a thing for them). My sister and brother and law turn up to say *hi* lets do lunch and hear about you being shot at in Muscat, chasing two boyfriends over the planet and talk about my bastard ex husbands - (as well as them) raiding my booze.

My sister heard something that made her face drop and I had no idea what she was scared of. She said *do you hear that?*. I said what?

She said - *That sound.. It's creepy and weird.* I said *yeah, if we both hear it then it's out the front,*. (I had heard it before but thought I was listening to re-runs of bad trance tracks in my head.)

Both of us ran out the front and were confronted with this: (both of us pointed and wanted to cry)

The fat bastard that was driving the van was eating his own cream before I took those shots.

Gross.

mx

L2 · July 18th, 2011, 01:41 PM

You still have those things? And isn't it winter?

I remember those vans near my palace in the 1990s. Gee Sydney is stuck in the past, the only time you see them in Melbourne now is ones like this parked at beaches and stuff, they don't seem to randomly roam the suburbs looking for kiddies wanting ice cream anymore.

--

And why didn't you hail it down and get an ice cream?

TOCC · July 18th, 2011, 01:56 PM

sweet story L2...

I guess you keep the Mr Whippy man company whilst on the prowl for little children

L2 · July 18th, 2011, 02:35 PM

What, you're accusing mx5star of being a sockpuppet of mine now?

CULWULLA · July 18th, 2011, 02:43 PM

love mr whippy! love the old songs . i had just last week. best icecream. still popular!
not sure what you mean by sydney stuck in the past? wtf?
hope these guys remain in our streets. its our heritage ffs

Chuckeh · July 18th, 2011, 03:35 PM

lmfao classic cul on show right here

mx5star · July 18th, 2011, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L2

You still have those things? And isn't it winter?

And why didn't you hail it down and get an ice cream?

It was already stopped - and when my sister and I shrieked in horror my next door neighbours (who hear everything) ran outside too. Although I suspect they thought we were excited until my sister and I were laughing / mortified / horrified.

Neither of us partook of the mobile frozen dairy parlours products.

PMSL

mx

CP Doom · July 18th, 2011, 03:53 PM

the stuff they sell is foul.
A friend of mine has her 4 year old son convinced that the mr Wippey Music means he is out of ice cream. Unfortunatly, my daughter is not so easily fooled.

jonas jade · July 18th, 2011, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mx5star

The fat bastard that was driving the van was eating his own cream before I took those shots.

Gross.

mx

Ewww.

That's a gross looking van.

Not very inviting... especially if there's a fatty inside.

swifty78 · July 18th, 2011, 05:39 PM

I like watching little fat kids chase after the van on hot summer days lol

Fabian · July 18th, 2011, 10:59 PM

The whippy vans did a few visits down my street last summer. That bought back alot of memories. Same with the music.

Wezza · July 18th, 2011, 11:45 PM

Riveting thread.

roofromoz · July 19th, 2011, 01:54 AM

LanceDriver · July 19th, 2011, 01:59 AM

^ lol. this thread, is like, ewwwwwww ...

Choko · July 19th, 2011, 03:31 AM

@ asparagus van!

L2 · July 19th, 2011, 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choko

@ asparagus van!

+1

Joelby · July 19th, 2011, 05:25 AM

Being a provincial teen, I was always impartial to a bit of Home Ice Cream over Mr Whippy.

Levathian · July 19th, 2011, 09:14 AM

asparagus

I had a Mr. Whippy (or should I say, Mrs. Whippy) icecream back earlier this year at the Sunshine Coast. Van was tidy so it seemed safe enough and the woman serving looked honest. Icecream didn't taste too bad either

Lord David · July 19th, 2011, 11:19 AM

Is the asparagus plain or is it dipped in like mayonnaise, or mustard for example? :P

mx5star · July 19th, 2011, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L2

What, you're accusing mx5star of being a sockpuppet of mine now?

Eeeew sock puppets are creepy ass gross. And the bogans queueing in your grotesque picture are even grosser. (shame mart clothing)

Not to mention another fat kay karnt behind the van.

I also have no idea *why* a Mr Whippy van would be operating in Winter either. It's fucking freezing here in Sydney at the moment.

mx

July 18th, 2011, 01:31 PM	#1
mx5star Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,306 Likes (Received): 9	Mr Whippy = Abject Horror Just when I thought that it would be safe to walk out the front door and stumble up to Coles to get my DJ friends frozen meals (it's a thing for them). My sister and brother and law turn up to say hi lets do lunch and hear about you being shot at in Muscat, chasing two boyfriends over the planet and talk about my bastard ex husbands - (as well as them) raiding my booze. My sister heard something that made her face drop and I had no idea what she was scared of. She said do you hear that?. I said what? She said - That sound.. It's creepy and weird. I said yeah, if we both hear it then it's out the front,. (I had heard it before but thought I was listening to re-runs of bad trance tracks in my head.) Both of us ran out the front and were confronted with this: (both of us pointed and wanted to cry) The fat bastard that was driving the van was eating his own cream before I took those shots. Gross. mx __________________ *Anyone that knowingly chooses to wear thongs with jeans should be injected with cyanide.*

July 18th, 2011, 01:41 PM	#2
L2 Needs an avatar Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Western Melbourne Posts: 4,291 Likes (Received): 19	You still have those things? And isn't it winter? I remember those vans near my palace in the 1990s. Gee Sydney is stuck in the past, the only time you see them in Melbourne now is ones like this parked at beaches and stuff, they don't seem to randomly roam the suburbs looking for kiddies wanting ice cream anymore. -- And why didn't you hail it down and get an ice cream? __________________ ""Being a bogan is not a bad thing. We don't follow other people's lead, we do our own thing." - Mother of Cassie van den Dungen

July 18th, 2011, 02:35 PM	#4
L2 Needs an avatar Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Western Melbourne Posts: 4,291 Likes (Received): 19	What, you're accusing mx5star of being a sockpuppet of mine now? __________________ ""Being a bogan is not a bad thing. We don't follow other people's lead, we do our own thing." - Mother of Cassie van den Dungen

July 18th, 2011, 02:43 PM	#5
CULWULLA Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 46,864 Likes (Received): 32	love mr whippy! love the old songs . i had just last week. best icecream. still popular! not sure what you mean by sydney stuck in the past? wtf? hope these guys remain in our streets. its our heritage ffs __________________ Sydney Harbour Bridge -1932, Sydney Opera House- 1973, Sydney Tower- 1981, Crown Hotel- 2015..

July 18th, 2011, 10:59 PM	#11
Fabian Sydney: World's best city Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Sydney Posts: 29,648 Likes (Received): 108	The whippy vans did a few visits down my street last summer. That bought back alot of memories. Same with the music. __________________ 'Cityrail recommends that you and your family travel by bus' - Cityrail

July 18th, 2011, 01:56 PM	#3
TOCC Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Heaven Posts: 4,663 Likes (Received): 34	sweet story L2... I guess you keep the Mr Whippy man company whilst on the prowl for little children

July 18th, 2011, 03:35 PM	#6
Chuckeh Registered User Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Brisbane Posts: 623 Likes (Received): 31	lmfao classic cul on show right here

July 18th, 2011, 03:53 PM	#8
CP Doom Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Morwell Posts: 1,221 Likes (Received): 19	the stuff they sell is foul. A friend of mine has her 4 year old son convinced that the mr Wippey Music means he is out of ice cream. Unfortunatly, my daughter is not so easily fooled.

July 18th, 2011, 05:39 PM	#10
swifty78 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Brisbane Posts: 991 Likes (Received): 43	I like watching little fat kids chase after the van on hot summer days lol

July 18th, 2011, 11:45 PM	#12
Wezza © Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Townsville Posts: 7,576 Likes (Received): 116	Riveting thread.

July 19th, 2011, 01:54 AM	#13
roofromoz don't shun it, fun it! Join Date: May 2007 Location: Camden, NSW Posts: 1,344 Likes (Received): 3

July 19th, 2011, 01:59 AM	#14
LanceDriver 70's porn star Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,756	^ lol. this thread, is like, ewwwwwww ...

July 19th, 2011, 03:31 AM	#15
Choko Modulator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ikea Posts: 1,085 Likes (Received): 31	@ asparagus van!

July 19th, 2011, 05:25 AM	#17
Joelby dink! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 1,812 Likes (Received): 150	Being a provincial teen, I was always impartial to a bit of Home Ice Cream over Mr Whippy. __________________ Shameless self promotion

July 19th, 2011, 09:14 AM	#18
Levathian Not returning. Ever. Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 874 Likes (Received): 326	asparagus I had a Mr. Whippy (or should I say, Mrs. Whippy) icecream back earlier this year at the Sunshine Coast. Van was tidy so it seemed safe enough and the woman serving looked honest. Icecream didn't taste too bad either

July 19th, 2011, 11:19 AM	#19
Lord David Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Location: Melbourne Posts: 1,358 Likes (Received): 11	Is the asparagus plain or is it dipped in like mayonnaise, or mustard for example? :P __________________ http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b9...acidBanner.gif

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