Croatian - Israeli Friendship & Alliance

[Kappa21]

Originally Posted by חבר1.0

I can think of worse things than living in a beautiful place with a beautiful girl. Can you?

Does this beautiful girl of yours have a friend for me?
What you guys have (KWT, Chaver1, Txs Rnger) against Toronto?
I didnt live here by choice.... I would move back to Israel or go live in Croatia cause my relative is president....but none are viable at this time.

Just thinking of your welfare. I care about you.....what synagogue are you going to go to in the chai holidays even?

[Kappa21]

Originally Posted by The Texas Ranger

You mean nazi collaborators from WW2, don't you?

As for your places to invest, Estonia celebrates the SS, (FYR) Macedonians are mythomaniacs who think that they are Greeks and Georgia is place where they blow up monuments to the soldiers who fought against the nazies the Great Patriotic War (members of the Red Army, you know, the guys who liberated Auschwitz).

You seem to be a fighter of human rights and freedoms. What have your grandparents done throughout the war?

Why you against your own people even? They are your problem and i think you should take them back. I was gonna go to a Croatian Country Club to watch the Israel - Croatia match, but they said.....no jews allowed. I dont want Chever1 to feel the same way too

[חבר1.0]

Originally Posted by Kappa21

Does this beautiful girl of yours have a friend for me?
What you guys have (KWT, Chaver1, Txs Rnger) against Toronto?
I didnt live here by choice.... I would move back to Israel or go live in Croatia cause my relative is president....but none are viable at this time.

Just thinking of your welfare. I care about you.....what synagogue are you going to go to in the chai holidays even?

I can ask for you.

Thanks for worrying about my welfare...I will find a synagogue and I will celebrate the chai holidays.

[חבר1.0]

Originally Posted by Kappa21

You seem to be a fighter of human rights and freedoms. What have your grandparents done throughout the war?

Why you against your own people even? They are your problem and i think you should take them back. I was gonna go to a Croatian Country Club to watch the Israel - Croatia match, but they said.....no jews allowed. I dont want Chever1 to feel the same way too

HAhahaha....thanks.

I am going to be with a nice girl and I am sure there's lots of nice people in Croatia too, like anywhere else. You just have to find out who the assholes are and ignore them.

[Kappa21]

All the assholes are in Split airport so unfriendly!!!!!

I may be ignorant, but the only time i been to Croatia was on a midnight express train from Budapest to Split. My only experience in Croatia was seeing it through the window of a beat up train........ Hungarian customs threw my passport in my face

[חבר1.0]

Originally Posted by Kappa21

All the assholes are in Split airport so unfriendly!!!!!

I may be ignorant, but the only time i been to Croatia was on a midnight express train from Budapest to Split. My only experience in Croatia was seeing it through the window of a beat up train........ Hungarian customs threw my passport in my face

Hahaha

But I am going there to be with someone special, in a beautiful country.

I am sure under such circumstances, you would have had a better time.

[Kappa21]

will you convert this croatian? Does she even know your a yid? Your circumsized? You did the IDF? You work in the Hi Tek?

[חבר1.0]

Originally Posted by Kappa21

will you convert this croatian? Does she even know your a yid? Your circumsized? You did the IDF? You work in the Hi Tek?

She knows I am a Yid and she is very cool with that. Actually, she is very supportive of Israel/Jews. I work in biomedical technology. My business is portable. I can do my work from Croatia.

I won't convert her. It's her choice to do as she wants.

[The Texas Ranger]

Originally Posted by Kappa21

You seem to be a fighter of human rights and freedoms. What have your grandparents done throughout the war?

Why you against your own people even? They are your problem and i think you should take them back. I was gonna go to a Croatian Country Club to watch the Israel - Croatia match, but they said.....no jews allowed. I dont want Chever1 to feel the same way too

They fought with the Partisans against the ustaše and nazi scumbags/occupiers.

They are not my people. They are inbreed losers who were born and raised (I am talking about the children and grandchildren of the collaborators, the collaborators themselves are inbreed scumbags who weren't born in Canada) in Canada. All of them should stay in Canada, since Canada is the World's cesspool.

[The Texas Ranger]

Originally Posted by Kappa21

will you convert this croatian? Does she even know your a yid? Your circumsized? You did the IDF? You work in the Hi Tek?

Hopefully she will assimilate him. It would be cool if secular Jews started moving to Croatia in larger numbers.

[The Texas Ranger]

Originally Posted by Kappa21

I would move back to Israel or go live in Croatia cause my relative is president....but none are viable at this time.

What is stopping you from moving?

[Kappa21]

Originally Posted by חבר1.0

She knows I am a Yid and she is very cool with that. Actually, she is very supportive of Israel/Jews. I work in biomedical technology. My business is portable. I can do my work from Croatia.

I won't convert her. It's her choice to do as she wants.

Ooo fancy biotech!
I still think you should convert her. Anyways, where did you meet her? off the internet or something?

Gosh I just wanna fuck! She must be one of those volleyball type girls. Anal sex is a must. If you want, I can come for the gang bang (Gang Bang club )
<-- me with the CHAI!

Originally Posted by The Texas Ranger

They fought with the Partisans against the ustaše and nazi scumbags/occupiers.

They are not my people. They are inbreed losers who were born and raised (I am talking about the children and grandchildren of the collaborators, the collaborators themselves are inbreed scumbags who weren't born in Canada) in Canada. All of them should stay in Canada, since Canada is the World's cesspool.

take them back!!!
Never knew you had relatives who were into the titoism. Good to see. Tito was a friend of the Jews along with Ceacescu and Stalin

Originally Posted by The Texas Ranger

Hopefully she will assimilate him. It would be cool if secular Jews started moving to Croatia in larger numbers.

Never! We will circumsize her. Once she goes Jewish......She'll never turn Bluish!

Originally Posted by The Texas Ranger

What is stopping you from moving?

Where? Croatia? Israel?
I guess opprotunity.

I tried to move to Israel. I told them I would move to the north but they offer Tel Aviv.

[חבר1.0]

Originally Posted by Kappa21

Ooo fancy biotech!
I still think you should convert her. Anyways, where did you meet her? off the internet or something?

Gosh I just wanna fuck! She must be one of those volleyball type girls. Anal sex is a must. If you want, I can come for the gang bang (Gang Bang club )

I met her off the internet or something.

Yeah, I guess you could see she is one of those volleyball type girls. But Croatian women tend to be tall in general.

I am absolutely not going to show you a picture, because I think you would go crazy if you saw her. (Every guy does)

[The Texas Ranger]

Originally Posted by Kappa21

Never! We will circumsize her. Once she goes Jewish......She'll never turn Bluish!



Where? Croatia? Israel?
I guess opprotunity.

I tried to move to Israel. I told them I would move to the north but they offer Tel Aviv.

You do know that women aren't circumcised in Judaism?

Europe or Israel. Don't you have Romanian ancestors? If so, Romania has a Right of return, so you can get their citizenship and with it you can move to the majority of the EU (I think only Germany, Austria and the Netherlands have restrictions in place for Romanian workers).

What's wrong with Tel Aviv?

[The Texas Ranger]

Originally Posted by חבר1.0

I met her off the internet or something.

Yeah, I guess you could see she is one of those volleyball type girls. But Croatian women tend to be tall in general.

I am absolutely not going to show you a picture, because I think you would go crazy if you saw her. (Every guy does)

I believe the word you were looking for starts with an w and has 7 letters...

[חבר1.0]

Originally Posted by The Texas Ranger

I believe the word you were looking for starts with an w and has 7 letters...

LOL....what word is that?

[The Texas Ranger]

Originally Posted by חבר1.0

LOL....what word is that?

Wanking...

[חבר1.0]

Originally Posted by The Texas Ranger

Wanking...

Hahahahhaha......ah yes!!!

[Kappa21]

Originally Posted by חבר1.0

I met her off the internet or something.

Yeah, I guess you could see she is one of those volleyball type girls. But Croatian women tend to be tall in general.

I am absolutely not going to show you a picture, because I think you would go crazy if you saw her. (Every guy does)

Fineeeeeeee....
מה נהיה חברים בפייסבוק?

Originally Posted by The Texas Ranger

You do know that women aren't circumcised in Judaism?

Under Kappa Legislation, we would legalize circumcision for women!!! CUT CUT TIME!!!

Europe or Israel. Don't you have Romanian ancestors? If so, Romania has a Right of return, so you can get their citizenship and with it you can move to the majority of the EU (I think only Germany, Austria and the Netherlands have restrictions in place for Romanian workers).

What's wrong with Tel Aviv?

I was looking to go apply for ROM citizenship. They say you need to know Romanian (which i dont) plus get authoritzation letter from your local Romanian church (which im not christian)...so im fucked!

Nothing wrong with Tel Aviv, just expensive and what not. I was looking for more of a career than living in Israel. Thought my education, experience and N. American knowledge would pay off and I dont mind doing it in the north since their is a few industries out there. All they said with their broken water down Israeli accent was "ehhhh come to Israel, then we talk...ok?"

[The Texas Ranger]

Originally Posted by Kappa21

I was looking to go apply for ROM citizenship. They say you need to know Romanian (which i dont) plus get authoritzation letter from your local Romanian church (which im not christian)...so im fucked!

Nothing wrong with Tel Aviv, just expensive and what not. I was looking for more of a career than living in Israel. Thought my education, experience and N. American knowledge would pay off and I dont mind doing it in the north since their is a few industries out there. All they said with their broken water down Israeli accent was "ehhhh come to Israel, then we talk...ok?"

Take a course in Romanian and bribe a priest and problem solved. Do you have ancestry from any other European country?

What is your job (apart from harassing the users on this forum...)?