Romanian hides stolen mobile in vagina

alphaxion · April 19th, 2005, 03:10 PM

honestly, what could she have been thinking!!

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Romanian hides stolen mobe in vagina
By Lester Haines
Published Tuesday 19th April 2005 12:09 GMT
A couple of years ago we reported on the Jamaican mobile phone thief who got herself into a bit of a sticky situation in Negril when "a cellular phone which was stolen from a female shopper was found after it rang from within another shopper's vagina".

Yup, the criminal mastermind had "tamponed" the phone but a quick call to the number and her cover was blown. Cue a humiliating public extraction of said phone by furious owner who declared: "Mi nuh wan' dat deh phone fi use again, mi would dash it weh."

Quite so. You'd think that this cautionary tale would be enough to deter even the most desperate mobe-lifter, but they obviously don't read Jamaica's Western Mirror in Romania, because light-fingered Ruxandra Gardian has been snared by the same "let's dial the number and see where she's stashed it" ploy.

Gardian was fingered by a restaurant customer who said he saw her steal the phone from another diner, FemaleFirst reports. Police quizzed the 34-year-old without success and were about to let her go when some bright spark suggested they call the mobe.

"On dialling the number they heard a sound coming from under Gardian's clothes and took her to police headquarters to be strip-searched," the report continues. You know the rest. Suffice it to say that a shaken officer Aurel Popescu commented: "I've seen a lot in my time as a policeman but never anything like this."

The phone's owner has refused to take the device back, declaring it was "damaged beyond repair and he would be filing an insurance claim". That should make entertaining reading and will doubtless reach the finals of the "Top Ten Mobile Phone Insurance Claims" awards for 2005.

In the meantime, we'd like to make a simple suggestion to would-be female mobe-snatchers who intend to make good their escape with a 3G device concealed in their reproductive tract: stick it on vibrate or turn the bloody thing off.

***dinp*** · April 19th, 2005, 04:06 PM

Infected Flinch · April 19th, 2005, 04:26 PM

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"damaged beyond repair and he would be filing an insurance claim".

Ha! That's a nice way of putting it isn't it?

johnnypd · April 19th, 2005, 04:39 PM

did she have it on vibrate?

Zim Flyer · April 19th, 2005, 05:27 PM

Thiefing gippo, that can't not be healthy.

mrout · April 19th, 2005, 05:42 PM

I wonder what sort of reception you get down there...

Sy · April 19th, 2005, 07:02 PM

I won't be buying cheap second-hand mobiles; never know where they've been!

Gareth · April 19th, 2005, 07:09 PM

All she had to do was turn it off. A simple intelligence test if ever there was one.

Accura4Matalan · April 19th, 2005, 07:26 PM

Has this been posted on the world skybar?

JDRS · April 19th, 2005, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnypd

did she have it on vibrate?

Maybe that's why she put it down there. If she gets away with the crime she keeps the phone, if not she gets a phone call which is certainly more pleasurable than most.

Infected Flinch · April 19th, 2005, 08:44 PM

What size phone was it?! I hope it wasn't one of those old type ones - that puts more disturbing thoughts in one's head.

JDRS · April 19th, 2005, 08:46 PM

Or a fliphone that opens with a button on the side.

johnnypd · April 19th, 2005, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Infected Flinch

What size phone was it?! I hope it wasn't one of those old type ones - that puts more disturbing thoughts in one's head.

it was one of them suitcase phones from the 1980s!

Toadboy · April 19th, 2005, 09:17 PM

I bet it was ringing when it came out.

johnnypd · April 19th, 2005, 09:26 PM

they had to cut the cord from the suitcase too

DonQui · April 19th, 2005, 09:35 PM

ewwwwww

eusebius · April 20th, 2005, 02:07 AM

Credit to Jennifer Saunders for suggesting it first in an AbFab episode. Pats hid the mobile down there years ago ...

potto · August 24th, 2005, 12:43 PM

perhaps she was confused when her bf asked her to have 'phone sex'

Blunther · August 24th, 2005, 12:51 PM

Did it take you four months to think of that one pots?

potto · August 24th, 2005, 01:14 PM

haha, blame the focus groups!

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