The Human Body

Caiman · September 27th, 2005, 02:40 PM

If, after some drunken idiocy, you gained yourself a bruise like this;

Then 6 days later, it looked like this;

Would you be worried? Uhm... just wondered :p

Fragmentor · September 27th, 2005, 02:41 PM

im sure it's just natural

***Matthieu*** · September 27th, 2005, 02:41 PM

I would get drunk to clean my body.

Blunther · September 27th, 2005, 02:46 PM

That's a bruide and a half.

what did you do?

I'd kiss goodbye to that arm.

Caiman · September 27th, 2005, 02:48 PM

I was swapping punches for an hour or so with a friend :/ Seemed like fun at the time...

Fragmentor · September 27th, 2005, 02:50 PM

oh dear, well, can't blame you, im forever doing that.......

***Matthieu*** · September 27th, 2005, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Reid

I was swapping punches for an hour or so with a friend :/ Seemed like fun at the time...

Chavesque.

Caiman · September 27th, 2005, 02:59 PM

Yes, shameful activity, not something I would normally ever consider. Ever. Hmm, there's no pain or anything, just this awful bruise, I don't really think it is anything to be worried about :/ I might get one of the Paramedics at work to give it the once over later tonight. Hmm.

caw123 · September 27th, 2005, 03:02 PM

Swapping punches? Bullshit.

A lampost fell on you.

Kampflamm · September 27th, 2005, 03:08 PM

Do you live in an abusive family?

Caiman · September 27th, 2005, 04:55 PM

I live at university, miles away from my family, thank goodness

I already explained how I did this! Meh, work time.

london-b · September 27th, 2005, 04:59 PM

That’s weird. But what’s more weird is some Scottish guy has left a message on my mobile telling me Barbra has died, and something about Uncle Allick??? I don't know these damn people!!

JDRS · September 27th, 2005, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Détritus

I would get drunk to clean my body.

I don't think you need an excuse to get drunk Detritus.

eusebius · September 27th, 2005, 07:58 PM

you need a diet! your blood's running too slow to transport the aids

take garlic
granberries
chives
tea (pure)
beer
etc
- don't mix veggies containing iron with eggwhite > spinach à la crême is a wasted effort to your stomach > have these seperately with time of digestion inbetween

just cut the salty stuff - ALL of it
take it from a 44 year old wicketkeeper: my bruises heal a lot quicker than yours - and my bowlers reach speeds like 60 miles - British-Asian healthness freaks

2 pints and NO crisps, thank you

Kampflamm · September 27th, 2005, 08:09 PM

Don't listen to him, he just gave you the recipe for veggy cyanide.

Kara · September 27th, 2005, 10:06 PM

I'm very good at hurting myself and I thought I've seen everything...but nothing quite like that. I'm sorry but I think your arm will shrivel up and fall off.

maxxam80 · September 27th, 2005, 10:18 PM

if you suck the red bit does blood come through your skin?

JDRS · September 27th, 2005, 10:32 PM

He's not a vampire (i think)

eusebius · September 27th, 2005, 11:40 PM

I'm embarrassed to see I have misspelt cranberries but blood circulation is improved by a daily intake of those I mentioned and blood circulation is the answer to the recovery of bruises ...

Kara · September 28th, 2005, 12:24 AM

Dark chocolate is supposed to be good for your blood too.

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September 27th, 2005, 02:40 PM	#1
Caiman I love those crazy dutch Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Manchester Posts: 10,119 Likes (Received): 127	The Human Body If, after some drunken idiocy, you gained yourself a bruise like this; Then 6 days later, it looked like this; Would you be worried? Uhm... just wondered :p __________________ ~touched by his noodly appendage

September 27th, 2005, 02:41 PM	#3
*Matthieu* Administrateur Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Tarbes, the capital of the world Posts: 12,312 Likes (Received): 88	I would get drunk to clean my body. __________________ "To erect a tall building is to proclaim one’s faith in the future, the skyline is a seismograph of optimism." Jean Nouvel

September 27th, 2005, 02:48 PM	#5
Caiman I love those crazy dutch Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Manchester Posts: 10,119 Likes (Received): 127	I was swapping punches for an hour or so with a friend :/ Seemed like fun at the time... __________________ ~touched by his noodly appendage

September 27th, 2005, 02:59 PM	#8
Caiman I love those crazy dutch Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Manchester Posts: 10,119 Likes (Received): 127	Yes, shameful activity, not something I would normally ever consider. Ever. Hmm, there's no pain or anything, just this awful bruise, I don't really think it is anything to be worried about :/ I might get one of the Paramedics at work to give it the once over later tonight. Hmm. __________________ ~touched by his noodly appendage

September 27th, 2005, 02:41 PM	#2
Fragmentor Funky London Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: North London Posts: 1,787 Likes (Received): 0	im sure it's just natural

September 27th, 2005, 02:46 PM	#4
Blunther Kebab Whore Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Brummagem, Weoley Castle Posts: 3,017 Likes (Received): 0	That's a bruide and a half. what did you do? I'd kiss goodbye to that arm.

September 27th, 2005, 02:50 PM	#6
Fragmentor Funky London Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: North London Posts: 1,787 Likes (Received): 0	oh dear, well, can't blame you, im forever doing that.......

September 27th, 2005, 03:02 PM	#9
caw123 Hit the north! Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Manchester Posts: 4,697 Likes (Received): 0	Swapping punches? Bullshit. A lampost fell on you. __________________ Bespoke Upper Torso Coverage Solutions *"Manchester is located in the center of Lancashire plain in northwestern England like a big circle theatre."*

September 27th, 2005, 03:08 PM	#10
Kampflamm Tonight... Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 914 representin' Posts: 21,654 Likes (Received): 7109	Do you live in an abusive family?

September 27th, 2005, 04:55 PM	#11
Caiman I love those crazy dutch Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Manchester Posts: 10,119 Likes (Received): 127	I live at university, miles away from my family, thank goodness I already explained how I did this! Meh, work time. __________________ ~touched by his noodly appendage

September 27th, 2005, 04:59 PM	#12
london-b βAŇŇĘÐ Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Ma chambre Posts: 7,538 Likes (Received): 152	That’s weird. But what’s more weird is some Scottish guy has left a message on my mobile telling me Barbra has died, and something about Uncle Allick??? I don't know these damn people!!

September 27th, 2005, 07:58 PM	#14
eusebius BANNED Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Trumpton-upon-Ravon Posts: 7,752 Likes (Received): 0	you need a diet! your blood's running too slow to transport the aids take garlic granberries chives tea (pure) beer etc - don't mix veggies containing iron with eggwhite > spinach à la crême is a wasted effort to your stomach > have these seperately with time of digestion inbetween just cut the salty stuff - ALL of it take it from a 44 year old wicketkeeper: my bruises heal a lot quicker than yours - and my bowlers reach speeds like 60 miles - British-Asian healthness freaks 2 pints and NO crisps, thank you

September 27th, 2005, 08:09 PM	#15
Kampflamm Tonight... Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 914 representin' Posts: 21,654 Likes (Received): 7109	Don't listen to him, he just gave you the recipe for veggy cyanide.

September 27th, 2005, 10:06 PM	#16
Kara fight for your mind Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Tennessee (bah!) Posts: 3,699 Likes (Received): 0	I'm very good at hurting myself and I thought I've seen everything...but nothing quite like that. I'm sorry but I think your arm will shrivel up and fall off. __________________ "I'm not interested in preserving the status quo; I want to overthrow it."

September 27th, 2005, 10:18 PM	#17
maxxam80 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: London Posts: 916 Likes (Received): 0	if you suck the red bit does blood come through your skin?

September 27th, 2005, 10:32 PM	#18
JDRS Against ID Cards Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Manchester Posts: 9,823 Likes (Received): 0	He's not a vampire (i think)

September 27th, 2005, 11:40 PM	#19
eusebius BANNED Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Trumpton-upon-Ravon Posts: 7,752 Likes (Received): 0	I'm embarrassed to see I have misspelt cranberries but blood circulation is improved by a daily intake of those I mentioned and blood circulation is the answer to the recovery of bruises ...

September 28th, 2005, 12:24 AM	#20
Kara fight for your mind Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Tennessee (bah!) Posts: 3,699 Likes (Received): 0	Dark chocolate is supposed to be good for your blood too. __________________ "I'm not interested in preserving the status quo; I want to overthrow it."

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