Profanisaurus

[Jerv]

For those of you who read the VIZ, post your favorite inclusions in the Roger's Profanisaurus

Here is a good one;

DFKDFC;
abbrev. medic.Used in patients notes during diagnosis - Don't Fucking Know, Don't Fucking Care. 'Patient: Female, aged 72. Presented: Hot flushes, swollen tongue, racing heart,low blood pressure, tingling down the right side, loose finger nails. Diagnosis: DFKDFC. Treatment: Amoxyl 3 times a day.'

[Jerv]

and on the very next page;

Docker's tea breaker
sim. Descriptive of something very long. "oh what a tiny little man', laughed Veronica Salt, as she saw the Oompa Lumpa. 'He may be small', cautioned Mr Wonka, as he turned briskly on his heel, 'but he'll have a cock as long as a Docker's tea break." (from 'Charlie and the Chocolate Sandwich' by Roald Dahl).

[Jerv]

A couple of city bashing ones;

Glasgow Salad
n.Chips

Glasgow Shower
n.A quick swipe of underarm deoderantused as an alternative to washing when in a hurry or Glaswegian.

Scouser's Key
n.A crowbar, hammer, half a brick or anything else used to open someone else's back door.

[EarlyBird]

I already did this not long ago Jerv...

[Jerv]

link it please

[EarlyBird]

http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?t=260896

[Jerv]

Cheers. You should have told me to fuck off for being lazy.