It's on TV! (part 5) - Page 57

hoody · December 19th, 2011, 02:44 AM

Fuck that. Virgin School on Really.

A 26 year old virgin finally gets his rocks off to a 60 year old.

Highlights include:

Buying underpants with nan
His paper round
His sexy dancing
The toe curling handjob.

Pass the sick bucket.

JackSwan · December 19th, 2011, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butterfield

Are they X Factor people in that M&S advert? I thought they were just general people with other people's voices (badly) dubbed over the top.

ohhh, so that explains the distressing close-ups of those freakazoid mutants. i was wondering what was going on with that.

jackswan: proud of his years of x-factor ignorance.

CharlieP · December 19th, 2011, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JackSwan

jackswan: proud of his years of x-factor ignorance.

I'm a bigger snob than anybody! Hark at my pride!

Never seen Coronation Street. Haven't watched EastEnders for about 25 years (but watched lots of Neighbours and Home and Away until I was about 17). Never seen X Factor, Pop Idol, Britain's Got Talent, Celebrities in the Jungle and all that guff. Only watched the first episode of Big Brother when it was launched in the misguided belief that it was some kind of Orwellian psychology experiment. It wasn't.

I do have to declare that I have watched one episode each of Emmerdale, Strictly Come Dancing and the Jeremy Kyle Show, but only because friends of mine were in the first and in the audience of the others. I therefore legitimately discount those as "research".

Butterfield · December 19th, 2011, 03:57 PM

Despite being a big fan of pop music (up to about 2000) I don't think I've ever seen an episode of the X Factor all the way through. I did see some of Pop Idol out of interest but after that it's all very samey year after year. I just hate hearing nobodies insult the same famous songs over and over again, then get ridiculous praise afterwards.

It's certainly no New Faces or Bob Says Opportunity Knocks.

JackSwan · December 19th, 2011, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CharlieP

I'm a bigger snob than anybody! Hark at my pride!

Never seen Coronation Street. Haven't watched EastEnders for about 25 years Never seen X Factor, Pop Idol, Britain's Got Talent, Celebrities in the Jungle and all that guff. ...watched the first episode of Big Brother when it was launched... .

I do have to declare that I have watched one episode each of Emmerdale, Strictly Come Dancing and the Jeremy Kyle Show... .

and all of these are television programmes, right?

alonzo-ny · December 20th, 2011, 01:24 AM

Program about bin laden's killing.

CharlieP · December 22nd, 2011, 12:12 AM

There appears to be a large hairy slug playing darts on Sky Sports HD2.

nezzybaby · December 22nd, 2011, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CharlieP

There appears to be a large hairy slug playing darts on Sky Sports HD2.

HAHA, it was a night for the grotesque tonight, fortunately they all got eliminated. Out tonight:

The Pieman:

Big John Henderson:

Dennis Smith:

I think based on when you posted you meant Dennis Smith, but I reckon your description could work for any of them, well the large slug part anyway.

Nightjar · December 22nd, 2011, 01:59 AM

CharlieP · December 22nd, 2011, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nezzybaby

I think based on when you posted you meant Dennis Smith, but I reckon your description could work for any of them, well the large slug part anyway.

That's the fella. I'm probably being cruel, it could be a medical condition, the lights on stage are probably really hot etc. etc... but when I switched over I flinched backwards in shock.

El Mariachi · December 25th, 2011, 01:29 AM

WTF is with you Brits and having t.v. shows with only a few episodes per season. It pissed me off with the Ricky Gervais shows. Then recently Downton Abbey. And now I come to find that Sherlock is only 3 episodes!?

hoody · December 25th, 2011, 01:36 AM

WTF you yanks and your ridiculously long series of 12+ episode series (not season). What pissed me off was Heroes where absolutely fuck all happened in all but three episodes.

alonzo-ny · December 25th, 2011, 01:38 AM

I miss the days when a series was 22 episodes long. And there were no Christmas breaks. Stupid Americans.

El Mariachi · December 25th, 2011, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoody

WTF you yanks and your ridiculously long series of 12+ episode series (not season). What pissed me off was Heroes where absolutely fuck all happened in all but three episodes.

I think 12 episodes is a perfect number for a t.v. season. Pretty much every show on HBO is about that length. I agree with you on network t.v. though. The first season of Fringe started off great and then dragged because they had 21 episodes.

Erebus555 · December 25th, 2011, 01:47 AM

I hate how This is England '88 was only 3 episodes long, but any more and it would have probably gone overboard.

Boards · December 25th, 2011, 01:52 AM

Most of the characters had very little airtime. They could have stretched it out easily with a few sub-plots involving them. I think it would have been better for it, finished a bit too suddenly.

Nightjar · December 25th, 2011, 02:58 AM

Sean Meadows is an overrated idiot.

Happy cHRISTMASD.

***wjfox*** · January 1st, 2012, 01:00 PM

New Year's Day Concert

BBC2, 11.15am

Live from Musikverein in Vienna, the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra perform the climax of the annual celebratory concert of waltzes, polkas and marches, conducted by Mariss Jansons for the second time.

As well as popular works by members of the Strauss family, we hear from Tchaikovsky, Joseph Hellmesburger Jr and Hans Christian Lumbye.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0195pjx

hoody · January 5th, 2012, 12:55 AM

Channel 183 on Sky

Current TV

Male Hookers uncovered. The 'presenter' actually received money for sex with a woman as an escort.

What some people will do for money/publicity.

CharlieP · January 5th, 2012, 10:21 PM

I'm convinced I've seen this episode of The Big Bang Theory before, but apparently it's new. Recycled gags or severe déjà vu?

December 19th, 2011, 02:44 AM	#1121
hoody Hello Dave...? Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Royston Vasey Posts: 4,811 Likes (Received): 51	Fuck that. Virgin School on Really. A 26 year old virgin finally gets his rocks off to a 60 year old. Highlights include: Buying underpants with nan His paper round His sexy dancing The toe curling handjob. Pass the sick bucket. __________________ You're my wife now.

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December 25th, 2011, 01:36 AM	#1132
hoody Hello Dave...? Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Royston Vasey Posts: 4,811 Likes (Received): 51	WTF you yanks and your ridiculously long series of 12+ episode series (not season). What pissed me off was Heroes where absolutely fuck all happened in all but three episodes. __________________ You're my wife now.

December 19th, 2011, 03:57 PM	#1124
Butterfield lime-hating shrublet Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Leyland Posts: 18,548 Likes (Received): 220	Despite being a big fan of pop music (up to about 2000) I don't think I've ever seen an episode of the X Factor all the way through. I did see some of Pop Idol out of interest but after that it's all very samey year after year. I just hate hearing nobodies insult the same famous songs over and over again, then get ridiculous praise afterwards. It's certainly no New Faces or Bob Says Opportunity Knocks.

December 25th, 2011, 01:29 AM	#1131
El Mariachi 2011 NL Central Champions Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Near Lake Michigan Posts: 5,978 Likes (Received): 76	WTF is with you Brits and having t.v. shows with only a few episodes per season. It pissed me off with the Ricky Gervais shows. Then recently Downton Abbey. And now I come to find that Sherlock is only 3 episodes!?

December 25th, 2011, 01:38 AM	#1133
alonzo-ny Thermobaric Thagomizer Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 19,806 Likes (Received): 1018	I miss the days when a series was 22 episodes long. And there were no Christmas breaks. Stupid Americans. __________________ The Imperial Alonzo Photography Thread.

December 25th, 2011, 01:47 AM	#1135
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December 25th, 2011, 01:52 AM	#1136
Boards Cunty Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In the Screaming Trees Posts: 9,025 Likes (Received): 46	Most of the characters had very little airtime. They could have stretched it out easily with a few sub-plots involving them. I think it would have been better for it, finished a bit too suddenly. __________________ I've always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That's just my style.

December 25th, 2011, 02:58 AM	#1137
Nightjar Bird Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Under a hedge Posts: 13,811 Likes (Received): 254	Sean Meadows is an overrated idiot. Happy cHRISTMASD. __________________ I scream from a skull - Fritz bring your wigwam

January 1st, 2012, 01:00 PM	#1138
*wjfox* Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: L O N D O N Posts: 36,191 Likes (Received): 930	New Year's Day Concert BBC2, 11.15am Live from Musikverein in Vienna, the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra perform the climax of the annual celebratory concert of waltzes, polkas and marches, conducted by Mariss Jansons for the second time. As well as popular works by members of the Strauss family, we hear from Tchaikovsky, Joseph Hellmesburger Jr and Hans Christian Lumbye. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0195pjx __________________ FutureTimeline.net - a timeline of future history

January 5th, 2012, 12:55 AM	#1139
hoody Hello Dave...? Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Royston Vasey Posts: 4,811 Likes (Received): 51	Channel 183 on Sky Current TV Male Hookers uncovered. The 'presenter' actually received money for sex with a woman as an escort. What some people will do for money/publicity. __________________ You're my wife now.

January 5th, 2012, 10:21 PM	#1140
CharlieP Prepare to die. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Wakefield, Little Satan Posts: 21,068 Likes (Received): 218	I'm convinced I've seen this episode of The Big Bang Theory before, but apparently it's new. Recycled gags or severe déjà vu? __________________ This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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