The "Questions you've always wanted to ask, but you thought it's not worth making a thread for" thread!

[CharlieP]

Does anyone else's cock sting when they rub it on a monument?

[JackSwan]

Originally Posted by Stairz

does anyone else think sting is a monumental cock?

[Paddington]

[Stairz]

if it's the middle of the night and i need a monumental piss, in my urgency to return to bed, i will push on my urine jets forcefully to get it all out in minimum time. this straining has been known to cause a stinging sensation the next day (much like a post-exercise muscle ache).

basically it's like giving your wonker an unintended workout, and not in the good way.

why am i typing this exactly?

[CharlieP]

How much will the hair on the top of my head grow in the next 40 days? I am a 38-year old white male with dark brown hair and no bald patches.

[Gherkin]

Originally Posted by Stefan88

I'm selling a load of my construction related uni books if any of you lot want to buy them?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1706963481...84.m1555.l2649

Bidding! I have the the Introduction book and found it quite helpful at university, so although there might well be better construction books out there, the Advanced book should come in useful at that price.

[tuten]

Originally Posted by Gherkin

Is this not Urban Design? What is the difference between Urban Design and Planning? (You can do degrees in both)

I suppose the last 2 are more urban design, but the others are in some way handled by planners usually.

The structure of a place is defined by the planner and it's up to the designer to make it look and feel right, however both professions work so closely together that the tasks they perform often overlap.

[Jonesy55]

Originally Posted by Erebus555

A packet of 20 lasted me about 3 days on average. I only ever really bought B&H Silver, which costs around £6 depending on where I got them from. WHSmith were probably the most expensive - I bought 3 packets of 20 before going to Amsterdam and it came to something like £23, I almost had a heart attack (although I imagine the smoking itself contributed to that).

I was out with some fagging mates a while ago and they bought a packet of B&H from a vending machine, cost £8! I also seem to remember from my smoking days that vending machine packs for some reason only contained 16 cigarettes not the usual 20, if that is still the case it works out at 50p per fag!

On the plus side they do have nice packets these days that push out to the side rather than having flip-tops so I guess it's worth it.

[BOTTOM]

Originally Posted by Gherkin

A few of us are undertaking a career in architecture, BOTTOM, what do you want to know?

Thanks for your reply

About 2 years ago I went on work experience at Roger Stirk Harbour + Partners and was positioned in a team and did an assignment there. Within this team was an individual who spent all of his time using Google Sketchup. His role in the team appeared to be much more specialized than the other architects. Heres the question: Would he also be an architect, or would he be considered something else? If so, any idea what? I ask because I am soon to apply for university and I want to go into a career in architecture (or 3D design). His job seemed ideal to me. Whilst there I too used Sketchup and the architects in the team joked about me taking his job, ha.

[chilliz]

Originally Posted by CharlieP

Does anyone else's cock sting when they rub it on a monument?

Doesn't look right...

[CharlieP]

Originally Posted by chilliz

Doesn't look right...

Yeah? Well your mum doesn't look right.

[chilliz]

[Bachy Soletanche]

Originally Posted by CharlieP

Yeah? Well your mum doesn't look right.

Yeah, but you still had her.

So who's the stupid one?





No, wait, hang on...

[chilliz]

Why do Indian men hold hands?



They can't all be gay...

[Tubeman]

Originally Posted by Jonesy55

I was out with some fagging mates a while ago and they bought a packet of B&H from a vending machine, cost £8! I also seem to remember from my smoking days that vending machine packs for some reason only contained 16 cigarettes not the usual 20, if that is still the case it works out at 50p per fag!

On the plus side they do have nice packets these days that push out to the side rather than having flip-tops so I guess it's worth it.

Fuck me when I took up the habit it was £1.01 for 10 and £2.02 for 20

[Awayo]

Didn't men in rural parts of the west of England habitually hold hands back in the day? What happens in the country stays there though.

[Marathaman]

They're mostly bisexual. I thought everybody knew that.

[Kampflamm]

Why do your own farts smell less revolting than those of others?

[Nightjar]

Immaturity.

[xXFallenXx]

Originally Posted by Erebus555

Yeah dubstep in the past was much more composed and the basslines were actually used to bring out the samples, or add a bit of emotion. But like you say, it's all just noise now. Some of the "dirty" dubstep does still appeal to me but it's becoming much less common. It's weird how all the original dubstep producers - Benga, Skream, Caspa, occasionally Rusko, and Joker - are really the only ones still 'composing' dubstep. I had hope for Nero but their new album was awful. Rusko's probably the most exciting for me as he is the most experimental, and Skream's last album also.

I've got into the whole "future bass" and "chillstep" side of things now - there's a lot of that back-to-basics quality in there that dubstep has been missing. The whole 'ambient' bubble is something I've developed a taste in recently. Call it growing old, but I just feel that I've started to recognise quality better rather than tunes that I can throw myself around in a crowd too.

I disagree that all dubstep is just noise now...but with dubstep coming into the mainstream a bit more lately I would agree that there are a LOT of bland tunes coming out. Artists have been sampling each other to a degree that a lot of them are sounding very similar these days.
With that being said, there is still a large amount of great dubstep coming out, it's just becoming harder to find due to the huge amount of shit that's also being released.
Tracks like this make me think dubstep still has a bright future ahead though.