COMEDY THREAD- post your funnies - Page 10

Jayme · September 16th, 2007, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by city_thing

This woman is weird. She's scared of pickles. So then Maury Povich takes her to a pickle factory and she freaks the fuck out. Hilarious.

hahaha ive seen this ... haha

cyborg81 · September 17th, 2007, 01:09 PM

Dating Etiquette by Mr.Bean

CULWULLA · September 19th, 2007, 06:38 AM

what breed of dog are you?
http://www.dogshowusa.com/games/prof...tbreedru.shtml

Grantus · September 19th, 2007, 04:49 PM

Golden retriever lol

It actually described me pretty well

CULWULLA · September 19th, 2007, 11:58 PM

im a beagle.

KIWIKAAS · September 20th, 2007, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grantus

Golden retriever lol

It actually described me pretty well

me too

JayT · September 20th, 2007, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grantus

Golden retriever lol

It actually described me pretty well

LOL - Me too.

Mesh22 · September 25th, 2007, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayT

LOL - Me too.

WHOA I got a Great Dane and its description had me to a tee.

CP Doom · September 26th, 2007, 12:53 AM

After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the limo (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.
"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.
"So bust him," says the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"
"No, I mean really important," said the cop.
The Chief then asked, "Who you got there, the Mayor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
Chief: "Governor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
Cop: "I think it's God!"
Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"
Cop: "He's got the f**king Pope as a chauffeur!!"

CP Doom · October 1st, 2007, 01:10 AM

This is about right....

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"

Jase Calvin · October 1st, 2007, 12:49 PM

Check this out:

Jase Calvin · October 1st, 2007, 12:54 PM

Watch this Swedish hostess vomit live on tv! (With English subtitles)

***invincible*** · October 1st, 2007, 02:52 PM

Make sure you pay attention to the first row of letters and the middle letter in the second row.

KIWIKAAS · October 2nd, 2007, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jase Calvin

Check this out:

Gold!

KIWIKAAS · October 5th, 2007, 04:02 PM

CP Doom · October 8th, 2007, 01:42 AM

More G. Bush jokes

President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One.
George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."
Cheney says, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Shoot, I could throw all of your asses out the window and make 6 billion people very happy."

CULWULLA · October 9th, 2007, 12:59 AM

i was late for work because i missed the...

CULWULLA · October 10th, 2007, 02:41 PM

image hosted on flickr

***Svartmetall*** · October 11th, 2007, 06:02 AM

Macca-GC · October 11th, 2007, 10:33 AM

lol. Funny shit!

September 19th, 2007, 06:38 AM	#183
CULWULLA Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 46,864 Likes (Received): 32	what breed of dog are you? http://www.dogshowusa.com/games/prof...tbreedru.shtml __________________ Sydney Harbour Bridge -1932, Sydney Opera House- 1973, Sydney Tower- 1981, Crown Hotel- 2015..

September 19th, 2007, 11:58 PM	#185
CULWULLA Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 46,864 Likes (Received): 32	im a beagle. __________________ Sydney Harbour Bridge -1932, Sydney Opera House- 1973, Sydney Tower- 1981, Crown Hotel- 2015..

October 1st, 2007, 02:52 PM	#193
*invincible* Lurker Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Melbourne Posts: 3,392 Likes (Received): 13	Make sure you pay attention to the first row of letters and the middle letter in the second row. __________________ Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one and everyone thinks that theirs is the only one that doesn't stink. My Melbourne Photos My photos at Panoramio & flickr

October 9th, 2007, 12:59 AM	#197
CULWULLA Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 46,864 Likes (Received): 32	i was late for work because i missed the... __________________ Sydney Harbour Bridge -1932, Sydney Opera House- 1973, Sydney Tower- 1981, Crown Hotel- 2015..

October 10th, 2007, 02:41 PM	#198
CULWULLA Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 46,864 Likes (Received): 32	image hosted on flickr __________________ Sydney Harbour Bridge -1932, Sydney Opera House- 1973, Sydney Tower- 1981, Crown Hotel- 2015..

September 17th, 2007, 01:09 PM	#182
cyborg81 BANNED Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Dubai/Sydney/Los Angeles Posts: 457 Likes (Received): 0	Dating Etiquette by Mr.Bean

September 19th, 2007, 04:49 PM	#184
Grantus Insert text here: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Sunshine Coast, Qld, Australia Posts: 1,099 Likes (Received): 0	Golden retriever lol It actually described me pretty well

September 26th, 2007, 12:53 AM	#189
CP Doom Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Morwell Posts: 1,221 Likes (Received): 19	After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the limo (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today." "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. "There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. "Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five. "So bust him," says the Chief. "I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop. The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!" "No, I mean really important," said the cop. The Chief then asked, "Who you got there, the Mayor?" Cop: "Bigger." Chief: "Governor?" Cop: "Bigger." "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?" Cop: "I think it's God!" Chief: "What makes you think it's God?" Cop: "He's got the f**king Pope as a chauffeur!!"

October 1st, 2007, 01:10 AM	#190
CP Doom Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Morwell Posts: 1,221 Likes (Received): 19	This is about right.... Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"

October 1st, 2007, 12:49 PM	#191
Jase Calvin Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Melbourne, Victoria Posts: 282 Likes (Received): 0	Check this out:

October 1st, 2007, 12:54 PM	#192
Jase Calvin Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Melbourne, Victoria Posts: 282 Likes (Received): 0	Watch this Swedish hostess vomit live on tv! (With English subtitles)

October 5th, 2007, 04:02 PM	#195
KIWIKAAS Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Hague Posts: 3,728 Likes (Received): 10

October 8th, 2007, 01:42 AM	#196
CP Doom Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Morwell Posts: 1,221 Likes (Received): 19	More G. Bush jokes President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." Cheney says, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Shoot, I could throw all of your asses out the window and make 6 billion people very happy."

October 11th, 2007, 06:02 AM	#199
*Svartmetall* Ordo Ab Chao Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Past: Northampton, UK (19 years), Auckland NZ (7 years), Now: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 9,196 Likes (Received): 251

October 11th, 2007, 10:33 AM	#200
Macca-GC Robert Owen Fan! Join Date: May 2004 Location: South East Queensland Posts: 3,252 Likes (Received): 9	lol. Funny shit!

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