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CULWULLA · June 19th, 2012, 02:42 PM

two way mirror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l64P...layer_embedded

StreetX · June 19th, 2012, 02:45 PM

May not have heard about the quake, but it's all over Facebook.

Leesome · June 19th, 2012, 03:09 PM

Me making an absolute arse of myself attempting stand up comedy... Potentially the most terrifying thing I've ever done

CULWULLA · June 19th, 2012, 11:21 PM

well done. lots of guts

Skyline Art · July 2nd, 2012, 02:42 PM

Smart Cars with smartie drivers lol.

lol who would do such a thing

oh one more

CULWULLA · July 3rd, 2012, 11:58 AM

human evolution

Danubis · July 3rd, 2012, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leesome

Me making an absolute arse of myself attempting stand up comedy... Potentially the most terrifying thing I've ever done

i thought you were a teenager. you look my age in the video. are u gay? or not. i get my material from 7:30 report. racism is funnier when you mean it.

Danubis · July 3rd, 2012, 03:43 PM

speaking of nuisance Indians, I'm going to Germany tomorrow. such fun.

desiguy66 · July 6th, 2012, 03:45 PM

LEGAL DISCLAIMER --> No offence to any person or race.

A Chinaman decides to retire and moves to Australia after 50 years of
living in Shanghai.

He buys a house on a small piece of land. A few days after moving in,
the friendly Aussie neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new
guy to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way
he sees the Chinaman running around his front yard chasing about 10
hens.

Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put
the welcome on hold for the day.

The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to
knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the
Chinaman urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to
interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on
hold for yet another day.

A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next
door, he sees the Chinaman leading a bull down the drive-way,
...pause...., and then put his left ear next to the bull's butt.

The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinaman and
says, 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs?

I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood, and see you running
around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass
and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that
bull's butt, it could just about shit on you.'

The Chinaman is very taken back and says, 'Sorry sir, you no
understand, these
no ... Chinese customs I doing,
these Australian Customs.'

'What do you mean mate' says the Aussie, 'Those aren't Australian customs.'

Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me' replied the Chinaman,
'He say to become true Australian,
I must learn to...
...... chase chicks,
...... get piss drunk
and ...... listen to bull-shit.'

Leesome · July 8th, 2012, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danubis

i thought you were a teenager. you look my age in the video. are u gay? or not. i get my material from 7:30 report. racism is funnier when you mean it.

I have the maturity level of one, but nope, late twenties and not gay either. We all strive to be as hilarious as the 7:30 report, but I'm but a novice

Have fun in germany!

nicoe · July 11th, 2012, 03:48 AM

Burden · July 11th, 2012, 04:54 PM

My sense of humour at 12:57am deters from what mainstream/straightedge society consdiers normal.

Dimethyltryptamine · July 22nd, 2012, 11:31 AM

Levathian · July 24th, 2012, 03:52 AM

Just saw that on my facebook page

The video is pretty funny too

Joelby · July 27th, 2012, 12:25 AM

the animal lover in me thinks this is a bit mean, but the rest of me thinks this is quite funny...

Jennifat · July 27th, 2012, 01:28 AM

How do those morons know that the harsh chemicals in laxatives aren't damaging the Seagulls' digestive tracts? Not a smart move.

Also, with all the worry with the spread of avian flu and god knows what else these days, I can't see how subjecting people to getting needlessly shat upon by birds is in any way a harmless prank.

I'll admit that I had a good laugh, though, especially at the toddler's expense.

Levathian · July 31st, 2012, 04:29 AM

That last car is so me...

ooh · August 17th, 2012, 04:09 AM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=510_1...comment_page=2

Made me laugh this morning... just make sure you watch right to the very end and have the sound on.

Joelby · August 18th, 2012, 11:30 AM

haha I don't know why but these make me laugh

CULWULLA · August 24th, 2012, 02:32 AM

June 19th, 2012, 02:42 PM	#1881
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June 19th, 2012, 02:45 PM	#1882
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June 19th, 2012, 03:09 PM	#1883
Leesome Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Back in Brissie Posts: 1,029 Likes (Received): 20	Me making an absolute arse of myself attempting stand up comedy... Potentially the most terrifying thing I've ever done Last edited by Leesome; June 19th, 2012 at 03:19 PM.

June 19th, 2012, 11:21 PM	#1884
CULWULLA Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 46,864 Likes (Received): 30	well done. lots of guts __________________ Sydney Harbour Bridge -1932, Sydney Opera House- 1973, Sydney Tower- 1981, Crown Hotel- 2015..

July 3rd, 2012, 11:58 AM	#1886
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July 2nd, 2012, 02:42 PM	#1885
Skyline Art I fly a bluebox WHO am I? Join Date: May 2008 Location: The river city Posts: 2,738 Likes (Received): 48	Smart Cars with smartie drivers lol. lol who would do such a thing oh one more

July 3rd, 2012, 03:43 PM	#1888
Danubis Charlatan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Adelaide Posts: 3,420 Likes (Received): 489	speaking of nuisance Indians, I'm going to Germany tomorrow. such fun. __________________ be different G.A.G.M.A

July 6th, 2012, 03:45 PM	#1889
desiguy66 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 89 Likes (Received): 0	LEGAL DISCLAIMER --> No offence to any person or race. A Chinaman decides to retire and moves to Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai. He buys a house on a small piece of land. A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinaman running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens. Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day. The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinaman urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day. A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinaman leading a bull down the drive-way, ...pause...., and then put his left ear next to the bull's butt. The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinaman and says, 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood, and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's butt, it could just about shit on you.' The Chinaman is very taken back and says, 'Sorry sir, you no understand, these no ... Chinese customs I doing, these Australian Customs.' 'What do you mean mate' says the Aussie, 'Those aren't Australian customs.' Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me' replied the Chinaman, 'He say to become true Australian, I must learn to... ...... chase chicks, ...... get piss drunk and ...... listen to bull-shit.'

July 11th, 2012, 03:48 AM	#1891
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July 11th, 2012, 04:54 PM	#1892
Burden What to do with my life.. Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,440	My sense of humour at 12:57am deters from what mainstream/straightedge society consdiers normal. __________________ Townsville is unlike any other city in Australia. No city of comparable size has quite the connection into the future prosperity of the Australian nation as does Townsville. Townsville's next phase of growth is likely to accrue the critical mass in population to transform from regional centre to a metropolitan centre. 'Bernard Salt' Australia's leading demographer Townsville is a picture of exactly the kind of diverse, dynamic regional economy that will power Australia's passage through the years ahead. Treasurer Wayne Swan

July 22nd, 2012, 11:31 AM	#1893
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July 24th, 2012, 03:52 AM	#1894
Levathian Turn up the love Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 872 Likes (Received): 317	Just saw that on my facebook page The video is pretty funny too __________________ I kissed a boy and I liked it, hope my church priest don't mind it

July 27th, 2012, 12:25 AM	#1895
Joelby dink! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 1,803 Likes (Received): 132	the animal lover in me thinks this is a bit mean, but the rest of me thinks this is quite funny... __________________ Shameless self promotion

July 27th, 2012, 01:28 AM	#1896
Jennifat Midwest Diva Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States Posts: 1,274 Likes (Received): 83	How do those morons know that the harsh chemicals in laxatives aren't damaging the Seagulls' digestive tracts? Not a smart move. Also, with all the worry with the spread of avian flu and god knows what else these days, I can't see how subjecting people to getting needlessly shat upon by birds is in any way a harmless prank. I'll admit that I had a good laugh, though, especially at the toddler's expense. __________________ My North Star State Photo Threads Minneapolis / St. Paul Downtown Minneapolis \| Mill District, Minneapolis \| North Loop, Minneapolis Northeast Minneapolis 1 \| Northeast Minneapolis 2 \| Loring Park and Mpls Sculpture Garden Uptown, Minneapolis \| U of M—East Bank \| U of M—West Bank \| Downtown St. Paul 1\| Downtown St. Paul 2 Greater Minnesota Cities and Towns of Minnesota

July 31st, 2012, 04:29 AM	#1897
Levathian Turn up the love Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 872 Likes (Received): 317	That last car is so me... __________________ I kissed a boy and I liked it, hope my church priest don't mind it

August 18th, 2012, 11:30 AM	#1899
Joelby dink! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 1,803 Likes (Received): 132	haha I don't know why but these make me laugh __________________ Shameless self promotion

August 24th, 2012, 02:32 AM	#1900
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