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Old October 13th, 2014, 11:53 AM   #27981
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I was on Utah Beach a few months ago. Very impressive stuff...
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Old October 13th, 2014, 02:28 PM   #27982
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A women sits at gynaecologist, who starts checking her ******. Just after the start he tells for himself:
"Gosh, what a huge ******, huge ******".
The women looks at him puzzled and asks:
"Why have you repeated it?"
Doctor replies
"I have not".

EDIT: I used scientific notion for pussy.
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Old October 13th, 2014, 02:36 PM   #27983
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It's a desperate move by ssc administrators to avoid people posting bad jokes :P
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Old October 13th, 2014, 02:38 PM   #27984
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Old October 13th, 2014, 02:38 PM   #27985
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It's a desperate move by ssc administrators to avoid people posting bad jokes :P
actually, the joke sounds dirtier in current form than it is.
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Old October 13th, 2014, 02:57 PM   #27986
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I recently got an SMS from Peniscola (***** cola ).
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Old October 13th, 2014, 03:15 PM   #27987
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No wonder its official name is the Spanish one, Peñíscola . Really nice town by the sea.
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Old October 13th, 2014, 03:37 PM   #27988
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A tram driver having a calm conversation with a guy in a Rover which is stuck on the tram tracks:


http://cink.hu/kurvaanyazast-ilyen-m...1645616242/all
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Old October 13th, 2014, 08:01 PM   #27989
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Have just purchased a new cell phone. After four years of using HTC Explorer I went for HTC One M8. It has very good reviews except for the camera, so I've expected the worst as It could be. Been surprised because the camera is great. The technical quality of images is not very good, but the bokeh effect (of course added digitally ex post) made the pictures looking like made by DSLR.
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Old October 13th, 2014, 09:12 PM   #27990
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This is quite interesting...and even road-related
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Old October 13th, 2014, 09:26 PM   #27991
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Isn't it always like that, the government cocks up something, someone figures a fix and then the government wants to shut it down

My favorite is... "the road was closed for about 3 months and..." then they built the road in 10 days, the original road, still in works
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Old October 13th, 2014, 10:01 PM   #27992
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It may not have been a good investment after all:
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-somerset-29009420
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Old October 13th, 2014, 10:14 PM   #27993
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Have just purchased a new cell phone. After four years of using HTC Explorer I went for HTC One M8. It has very good reviews except for the camera, so I've expected the worst as It could be. Been surprised because the camera is great. The technical quality of images is not very good, but the bokeh effect (of course added digitally ex post) made the pictures looking like made by DSLR.
I simply can't understand why so many people like smartphones that don't fit in trouser's pocket. If any producer offered a phone with Android, quad core 1.2Ghz processor and 4.3" display, I would buy it immediately.
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Old October 13th, 2014, 10:42 PM   #27994
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I simply can't understand why so many people like smartphones that don't fit in trouser's pocket. If any producer offered a phone with Android, quad core 1.2Ghz processor and 4.3" display, I would buy it immediately.
I've spent 3 years with 3,1" display which had some pros and cons too. Especially when I used it as a GPS navigation, the display was too small. Also the RAM was very weak - I had 3 basic apps installed (translator, Endomondo, Sygic) and it was constatly freezing and reporting about low memory. I do a lot of e-mailing. It is easier now. Blackberry with physical keyboard would be the best choice but I got a special offer to this phone.

At least, the body does not bend
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Old October 14th, 2014, 01:18 AM   #27995
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A women sits at gynaecologist, who starts checking her ******. Just after the start he tells for himself:
"Gosh, what a huge ******, huge ******".
The women looks at him puzzled and asks:
"Why have you repeated it?"
Doctor replies
"I have not".

EDIT: I used scientific notion for pussy.
Weird censorship, it allows pussy but not the scientific v agina.
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In real life, electronic toll collection was first introduced in Bergen, Norway in 1986, and well into the 21th century many countries still struggle to implement it.
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Old October 14th, 2014, 01:45 AM   #27996
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Pussy is also a young cat.
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Old October 14th, 2014, 02:00 AM   #27997
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Pussy is also a young cat.
I know, but it's the other meaning that I'm not a huge fan about
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Old October 14th, 2014, 09:39 AM   #27998
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Pussy is also a young cat.
Small test:

A female dog is bitch

EDIT: It is crazy! I don't know why is vag ina prohibited. I've never heard nor used is as something insulting (your mum is a ******). Nevertheless, bitch and pussy are both ambiguous words and, IMHO, in internet speech used for the other meaning.
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I've spent 3 years with 3,1" display which had some pros and cons too. Especially when I used it as a GPS navigation, the display was too small. Also the RAM was very weak - I had 3 basic apps installed (translator, Endomondo, Sygic) and it was constatly freezing and reporting about low memory. I do a lot of e-mailing. It is easier now. Blackberry with physical keyboard would be the best choice but I got a special offer to this phone.

At least, the body does not bend
Yes, but there are some other possibilities between 3.1" and 5.0" :-) Unfortunately nowadays all smartphones that have a solid hardware, have very large screens, and thus the phone itself, too, is very large.
I, too, use navigation (Sygic, Google Navigation, Waze), use Facebook, web browser and email client frequently. Currently I have a HTC Desire X with 4.0" display and it's OK, 4.3" would be perfect. However its hardware is no more convenient, I will buy a new smartphone in the near future.
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Old October 14th, 2014, 04:40 PM   #28000
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Pussy is also a young cat.
And a French village. But why the freak this doesn't allow the politically correct vag¡na? I don't understand... But at least this doesn't censor Scunthorpe or dumbass .
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