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Old November 6th, 2012, 05:48 PM   #17001
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See item 9.

I didn't know you were back in the Commonwealth; she didn't know you'd ever been out of it.
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Old November 6th, 2012, 05:52 PM   #17002
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Quote:
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A bit of cheating :P

As soon as you renew the tab the viewcount is back to normal
It is possible to do it in any Youtube video? If yes, I will set the view counter to 2147483647 .
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Old November 6th, 2012, 05:54 PM   #17003
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Yes you can

Just change the code as you can see in the artoftrolling-pic on the last page :P
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Old November 6th, 2012, 06:00 PM   #17004
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haha, just discovered you can actually fill in anything you want


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Old November 6th, 2012, 06:06 PM   #17005
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What's up with the pre-teen jokes?
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Old November 6th, 2012, 06:14 PM   #17006
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Just feeling like it. Needed to unstress after a day that just wouldn't f#cking end... In my 2nd hour (around 10:30) it felt like I had been at school for hours, when i had just been at school 1 hour and 10 mins...

But don't worry, I've had my daily dose
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Old November 6th, 2012, 06:39 PM   #17007
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I didn't know the UK has gone metric
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Old November 6th, 2012, 07:15 PM   #17008
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Yeah, it works :
[IMG]http://i49.************/33eosox.png[/IMG]
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Old November 6th, 2012, 07:18 PM   #17009
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Me gusta

Sorry, I immediately think of the meme

You can do it at every video you want
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Old November 6th, 2012, 08:17 PM   #17010
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Old November 7th, 2012, 03:58 PM   #17011
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Inauguration of Brescia subway (Metro.bs), due on 1st January, has been postponed at least a month because the committee that should issue a necessary document has been... suppressed by the current government. Estimate date of opening is now between "the end of January and the holiday of Saint Faustino (patron Saint of the city, 15th February)".



http://brescia.corriere.it/brescia/n...75785644.shtml
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Old November 7th, 2012, 05:27 PM   #17012
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An 83 year old British gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French security officer asked if he had been in France before. He admitted he had indeed been previously. The officer sarcastically said, "then you should know you should have your passport out and waiting sir."

The gentleman said, "I didn't have to show it last time I was here!" "Impossible!" said the officer, "you British have always had to show your passport to get through here." The man responded by whispering, "well, when I came ashore on the beach on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find any ******* Frenchmen to show it to!
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Old November 7th, 2012, 05:37 PM   #17013
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Yes, but do you know the one about Churchill, De Gaulle and Joan of Arc?

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On one occasion, during dinner at Chequers, Winston Churchill was informed by his butler that Charles de Gaulle wished to speak to him on the phone.

Churchill, in the middle of drinking his soup, refused to take the call. De Gaulle, vehemently persisting through the intermediary of the butler, eventually persuaded the British leader to abandon his soup. When Churchill returned to the table ten minutes later, he was still crimson with rage.

"Bloody de Gaulle! He had the impertinence to tell me that the French regard him as the reincarnation of Joan of Arc."

Pause. "I found it necessary to remind him that we had to burn the first one."
Source, some book I saw this in years ago, and ftp://ifdo.pugmarks.com/Humor/Quotes.../Churchill.txt
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Old November 7th, 2012, 05:41 PM   #17014
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Old November 7th, 2012, 05:42 PM   #17015
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See edit above.
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Old November 7th, 2012, 05:45 PM   #17016
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I like that. There is a large number of these wonderful anecdotes and quotes to be found...
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Old November 7th, 2012, 05:48 PM   #17017
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(I think I saw that in a book titled "Fifty Reasons to Hate the French." No, I didn't buy it; I was in the bookstore looking to kill time and it was there. Don't tell Brisavoine.)

EDIT: Voilà : http://www.50reasonstohatethefrench.com/home.php
Not, it would appear, written by an American. This one's strictly the responsibility of Perfidious Albion. ;-)
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Old November 7th, 2012, 08:25 PM   #17018
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A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in
Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from
perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed
into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
divorce for him-"very quick".

The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would
depend on the circumstances and asked him the following
questions:

LAWYER: Have you any grounds ?

POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home
with 3 bedrooms.

LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

Pole: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he
responded.

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and
have never really needed one."

LAWYER "I mean, What are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."

LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set ?DVD player
with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the
music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?

POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.

LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?

POLE: NO, she white.

LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?

POLE: SHE going to kill me.

LAWYER: What makes you think that?

POLE: I got proof.

LAWYER: What kind of proof?

POLE: She going to poison me.She buy a bottle at the
drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can
read - it says, "Polish Remover".
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Old November 7th, 2012, 08:35 PM   #17019
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The immortal, one and only, Italian man who went to Malta.



I've always asked myself why an Italian man should speak English in Malta. They more or less all speak Italian, down there.
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Old November 8th, 2012, 09:05 AM   #17020
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Explosion in a power plant in Nijmegen, The Netherlands. Details are unknown at the moment, although the local news agency does say people are missing. The plant is next to the new bridge over the Waal that is under construction.

There is a load hissing sound to be heard, a friend of mine who lives there says its comparable to a low flying jet.
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