Most Embarassing Moments

Zedferret · January 21st, 2009, 01:20 PM

Does anything still make you cringe? I once found my dad's porn collection....and he caught me ....using it for sexual gratification puposes. I don't know who was more embarrassed, but I wanted to be swallowed up (and not by the coiffeured 80's blonde, who was my muse!). Still to this day(many, many years later), if anything reminds me of this, I make an involuntary cringe face.

Jamandell (d69) · January 21st, 2009, 05:50 PM

Well, last year when I was moving out of my flat, my dad was helping me and came across a huge double page spread of some girl fingering her fanny. I was given it on my birthday and one of my mates must have hidden it there. I was so embarrassed. Though I guess my dad probably felt more of a sense of relief, lol

the spliff fairy · January 22nd, 2009, 01:40 AM

I was trying to work my flatmate's computer monitor (we got tv on it), and accidentally clicked on' videos' instead of 'TV'. My mum was sitting on the sofa, all ready to watch the fireworks for New Year's Eve.

She got a close up of gay cock instead.

Noostairz · January 22nd, 2009, 01:42 AM

El Mariachi · January 22nd, 2009, 01:49 AM

playing Madden 09' with my racist friend. I burned him for a huge touchdown and he uttered the "n" word refering to my Afro-American player. Of course, there were a bunch of black dudes shooting pool behind us. They then proceeded to beat our asses. Just kidding. They didn't hear it.

kids · January 22nd, 2009, 02:41 AM

My life has been pretty much one long embarrassing moment. even on the internet, i cringe when i see my posts. << this will embarrasses me and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will..

kids · January 22nd, 2009, 02:42 AM

the funny thing is it really will embarrass me.

the spliff fairy · January 22nd, 2009, 03:00 AM

cmaaawn, don't be so hard on yourself. We all have bad brain days. At least for your sakes you realise theyre bad.

Take my ex manager, everything she said was purile, attention seeking and dimwitted EVERYTHING, delivered in a booming voice:

WELL WHEN I WENT TO TOILET I KNEW INSTANTLY SOMETHING WAS WRONG....

NothingBetterToDo · January 22nd, 2009, 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zedferret

Does anything still make you cringe? I once found my dad's porn collection....and he caught me ....using it for sexual gratification puposes. I don't know who was more embarrassed, but I wanted to be swallowed up (and not by the coiffeured 80's blonde, who was my muse!). Still to this day(many, many years later), if anything reminds me of this, I make an involuntary cringe face.

I walked in on my dad looking at porn too, he's not very good with computers and couldn't click minimise quick enough

Thankfully he was just looking and not doing anything else so it was quite funny really (after the initial embarrassment) - i think he probably cringes about it more than i do.

JackSwan · January 22nd, 2009, 03:36 AM

this forum has a lot to answer for. when i was back 'ome a few years ago, i thought i'd show my mum a few pictures of proposed skyscrapers that, presumably, i'd collected from here...somehow a nudey picture had sneaked its way into the folder and...oh god, no.

i was at a social gathering, again a few years ago, happily disparaging a profession i have some small measure of contempt for. when i'd finished my meticulous appraisal, i asked one of the assembled patrons what they did for a living...yeah. i still think and cringe about it fairly regularly. i couldn't understand at the time why one of the women in the group kept pulling discrete faces at me...naturally i just assumed she craved my body.

yeah, i have a great memory when it comes to remembering - in vivid technicolor - moments of personal humiliation.

El_Greco · January 22nd, 2009, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by NothingBetterToDo

I walked in on my dad looking at porn too, he's not very good with computers and couldn't click minimise quick enough

My father used to do this all the bloody time and after his each fishing expedition for porn on the internets I would have to reformat my hard drive.In the end I got tired of this and gave him a list of virus-free porn sites.If ya want porn go there alright?

Boards · January 22nd, 2009, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamandell (d69)

Well, last year when I was moving out of my flat, my dad was helping me and came across a huge double page spread of some girl fingering her fanny.

You win, must have been mortifying seeing your fatha blowing his wad right in front of you.

NothingBetterToDo · January 22nd, 2009, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JackSwan

i was at a social gathering, again a few years ago, happily disparaging a profession i have some small measure of contempt for. when i'd finished my meticulous appraisal, i asked one of the assembled patrons what they did for a living...yeah. i still think and cringe about it fairly regularly. i couldn't understand at the time why one of the women in the group kept pulling discrete faces at me...naturally i just assumed she craved my body.

Similar thing happened to me a few weeks ago - i was out with some friends from uni, and one of the girls had brought her husband. I was telling them about an interview i went to, but i didn't want the job because, to quote "the place was a dump and the people who worked there were all idiots" (along with lots of other disparaging stuff).

Anyway, i was asked where the place was and told them the name - to which the husband goes "that's where i work"

There was no reeling it back in, so i stuck to my line - but i was able to save myself a bit because it was in a department he hadn't heard of

Noostairz · January 22nd, 2009, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Boards

You win, must have been mortifying seeing your fatha blowing his wad right in front of you.

SilentStrike · January 22nd, 2009, 06:11 PM

this is the funniest thread ever

AshAshAsh · January 22nd, 2009, 11:31 PM

Arrived at the Travelinn in Leeds city centre with my mate. Did all the normal check-in stuff and collected the room key while chatting with the very pretty girl behind the counter. Went back out to the car to get my suitcase out the boot and take it up to the room.

On the way back into reception, suitcase in tow, I gave a little smile at the reception girl, turned, pulled open teh door to the stairs and walked through.

Unfortunately, it wasn't the door to the stairs. It was the door to a walk-in cupboard.

DaiB · January 22nd, 2009, 11:58 PM

Doors can be confusing things. I once got lost in the upstairs of Clarks shoe shop in Cardiff when I was trying to leave, and had to wait for someone to complete their purchases so that I could follow them out since I was too embarrassed to ask anyone where the exit was.

in a related, but far more embarrassing incident, I was in a Wetherspoons pub which, in common with many others, had rather elaborate toilets. In particular the cubicles in the gents were proper little rooms in themselves rather than stalls, and the doors all shut flush (if you'll pardon the pun) and were of the same design as the entrance door to the Gents. The upshot of this being that the cubicle doors were indistinguishable from the main door. Having had a few too many, whilst evacuating into the urinals I forgot through which door I had entered. Again, I solved this by following another guy who was leaving. Only he wasn't. He'd actually only just come in. I didn't realise until I'd more or less forced my way through the door behind him and into his cubicle. I uttered a bashful apology and left as quickly as possible...

Zedferret · January 23rd, 2009, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by DaiB

Doors can be confusing things. I once got lost in the upstairs of Clarks shoe shop in Cardiff when I was trying to leave, and had to wait for someone to complete their purchases so that I could follow them out since I was too embarrassed to ask anyone where the exit was.

in a related, but far more embarrassing incident, I was in a Wetherspoons pub which, in common with many others, had rather elaborate toilets. In particular the cubicles in the gents were proper little rooms in themselves rather than stalls, and the doors all shut flush (if you'll pardon the pun) and were of the same design as the entrance door to the Gents. The upshot of this being that the cubicle doors were indistinguishable from the main door. Having had a few too many, whilst evacuating into the urinals I forgot through which door I had entered. Again, I solved this by following another guy who was leaving. Only he wasn't. He'd actually only just come in. I didn't realise until I'd more or less forced my way through the door behind him and into his cubicle. I uttered a bashful apology and left as quickly as possible...

I just fell of my chair.

the spliff fairy · January 23rd, 2009, 09:24 AM

I heard on one of these forums about this guy at a party playing charades, and the girl draws a picture of a fat person.

The guy starts saying stuff like big ass bitch, and getting stifled giggles from round the room, and encouraged, he really goes for it. She then draws earrings and lots of jewellery etc and he starts saying stuff like cheap-as-shit big ass hooker, and getting more and more laughs, till at the end he's saying the worst possible stuff like 'cum drinking fat chav whore slut shoplifting her clothes off Dame fucking Edna!' and the room is roaring with laughter.

Then the girl throws the pen down and says: 'the word I was looking for is -ME!'
-And he looks at her, properly now, and sees she's a slightly chubby art student with bangles and little rings, and bright clothes. CRINGE

phaedrus · January 23rd, 2009, 03:02 PM

made my day

January 21st, 2009, 01:20 PM	#1
Zedferret DAMNED Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Stoke Newington to Bournemouth Posts: 1,892 Likes (Received): 41	Most Embarassing Moments Does anything still make you cringe? I once found my dad's porn collection....and he caught me ....using it for sexual gratification puposes. I don't know who was more embarrassed, but I wanted to be swallowed up (and not by the coiffeured 80's blonde, who was my muse!). Still to this day(many, many years later), if anything reminds me of this, I make an involuntary cringe face.

January 22nd, 2009, 03:00 AM	#8
the spliff fairy ONE WORLD Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: london Posts: 7,170 Likes (Received): 249	cmaaawn, don't be so hard on yourself. We all have bad brain days. At least for your sakes you realise theyre bad. Take my ex manager, everything she said was purile, attention seeking and dimwitted EVERYTHING, delivered in a booming voice: WELL WHEN I WENT TO TOILET I KNEW INSTANTLY SOMETHING WAS WRONG.... Last edited by the spliff fairy; January 22nd, 2009 at 03:06 AM.

January 22nd, 2009, 11:31 PM	#16
AshAshAsh Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Location: Glasgow Posts: 537 Likes (Received): 6	Arrived at the Travelinn in Leeds city centre with my mate. Did all the normal check-in stuff and collected the room key while chatting with the very pretty girl behind the counter. Went back out to the car to get my suitcase out the boot and take it up to the room. On the way back into reception, suitcase in tow, I gave a little smile at the reception girl, turned, pulled open teh door to the stairs and walked through. Unfortunately, it wasn't the door to the stairs. It was the door to a walk-in cupboard. __________________ Only happy when it rains

January 22nd, 2009, 11:58 PM	#17
DaiB Maaaaaaaaarvellous Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Cardiff, Wales, UK Posts: 2,659 Likes (Received): 5	Doors can be confusing things. I once got lost in the upstairs of Clarks shoe shop in Cardiff when I was trying to leave, and had to wait for someone to complete their purchases so that I could follow them out since I was too embarrassed to ask anyone where the exit was. in a related, but far more embarrassing incident, I was in a Wetherspoons pub which, in common with many others, had rather elaborate toilets. In particular the cubicles in the gents were proper little rooms in themselves rather than stalls, and the doors all shut flush (if you'll pardon the pun) and were of the same design as the entrance door to the Gents. The upshot of this being that the cubicle doors were indistinguishable from the main door. Having had a few too many, whilst evacuating into the urinals I forgot through which door I had entered. Again, I solved this by following another guy who was leaving. Only he wasn't. He'd actually only just come in. I didn't realise until I'd more or less forced my way through the door behind him and into his cubicle. I uttered a bashful apology and left as quickly as possible... __________________ http://www.baroquenroll.com

January 23rd, 2009, 03:02 PM	#20
phaedrus resU deretsigeR Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: London Posts: 2,596 Likes (Received): 0	made my day __________________ I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it. - Douglas Adams

January 21st, 2009, 05:50 PM	#2
Jamandell (d69) Rocking at Glasgow Uni Join Date: May 2006 Location: Glasgow Posts: 2,651 Likes (Received): 7	Well, last year when I was moving out of my flat, my dad was helping me and came across a huge double page spread of some girl fingering her fanny. I was given it on my birthday and one of my mates must have hidden it there. I was so embarrassed. Though I guess my dad probably felt more of a sense of relief, lol

January 22nd, 2009, 01:40 AM	#3
the spliff fairy ONE WORLD Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: london Posts: 7,170 Likes (Received): 249	I was trying to work my flatmate's computer monitor (we got tv on it), and accidentally clicked on' videos' instead of 'TV'. My mum was sitting on the sofa, all ready to watch the fireworks for New Year's Eve. She got a close up of gay cock instead.

January 22nd, 2009, 01:42 AM	#4
Noostairz Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Transatlantic Posts: 10,012 Likes (Received): 1

January 22nd, 2009, 01:49 AM	#5
El Mariachi 2011 NL Central Champions Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Near Lake Michigan Posts: 5,974 Likes (Received): 75	playing Madden 09' with my racist friend. I burned him for a huge touchdown and he uttered the "n" word refering to my Afro-American player. Of course, there were a bunch of black dudes shooting pool behind us. They then proceeded to beat our asses. Just kidding. They didn't hear it.

January 22nd, 2009, 02:41 AM	#6
kids Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 9,731 Likes (Received): 65	My life has been pretty much one long embarrassing moment. even on the internet, i cringe when i see my posts. << this will embarrasses me and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will and this will..

January 22nd, 2009, 02:42 AM	#7
kids Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 9,731 Likes (Received): 65	the funny thing is it really will embarrass me.

January 22nd, 2009, 03:36 AM	#10
JackSwan click click Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Suffolk, England Posts: 7,900 Likes (Received): 96	this forum has a lot to answer for. when i was back 'ome a few years ago, i thought i'd show my mum a few pictures of proposed skyscrapers that, presumably, i'd collected from here...somehow a nudey picture had sneaked its way into the folder and...oh god, no. i was at a social gathering, again a few years ago, happily disparaging a profession i have some small measure of contempt for. when i'd finished my meticulous appraisal, i asked one of the assembled patrons what they did for a living...yeah. i still think and cringe about it fairly regularly. i couldn't understand at the time why one of the women in the group kept pulling discrete faces at me...naturally i just assumed she craved my body. yeah, i have a great memory when it comes to remembering - in vivid technicolor - moments of personal humiliation.

January 22nd, 2009, 06:11 PM	#15
SilentStrike Registered User Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Wassenaar Posts: 1,755 Likes (Received): 0	this is the funniest thread ever

January 23rd, 2009, 09:24 AM	#19
the spliff fairy ONE WORLD Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: london Posts: 7,170 Likes (Received): 249	I heard on one of these forums about this guy at a party playing charades, and the girl draws a picture of a fat person. The guy starts saying stuff like big ass bitch, and getting stifled giggles from round the room, and encouraged, he really goes for it. She then draws earrings and lots of jewellery etc and he starts saying stuff like cheap-as-shit big ass hooker, and getting more and more laughs, till at the end he's saying the worst possible stuff like 'cum drinking fat chav whore slut shoplifting her clothes off Dame fucking Edna!' and the room is roaring with laughter. Then the girl throws the pen down and says: 'the word I was looking for is -ME!' -And he looks at her, properly now, and sees she's a slightly chubby art student with bangles and little rings, and bright clothes. CRINGE

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