Question for english people, from an aussie

[Jack Rabbit Slim]

Haven't there been like 20 threads on this (lame) subject before in the UK skybar. To sum it up, no-one gives a sh*t!

[Republica]

pom poms

[cle]

Do Australians mind being called Aussie cunts?

[london-b]

Originally Posted by Nate Von Longneck II

Would anyone get offended if I should refer to english gentleman as "whinging poms"?

Afterall, I am nothing more than an uncouth barbarian from a convict colony.

Please discuss.

No, you're a retard.

[Octoman]

Is it wrong to call someone a retard?
Because if it isnt I am going to go round my office right now and call everyone I dont like a retard. Which will be everyone.

[cle]

Isn't is a scoper or scopie? No, that's for spastics.

[Delirium]

Originally Posted by Octoman

Is it wrong to call someone a retard?
Because if it isnt I am going to go round my office right now and call everyone I dont like a retard. Which will be everyone.

Yes but that shouldn't stop you. That's part of the fun anyway



R-tard

[london-b]

Originally Posted by Octoman

Is it wrong to call someone a retard?
Because if it isnt I am going to go round my office right now and call everyone I dont like a retard. Which will be everyone.

It is wrong, but I'm on the int3rnetz so don't care.

[Nate Von Longneck II]

london-b, clearly the alpha male, I am at your call my liege.

[Noostairz]

Originally Posted by cle

Do Australians mind being called Aussie cunts?

[Republica]

Originally Posted by cle

Do Australians mind being called Aussie cunts?

Ive got a question: Why are Australians all cunts?

[clarky]

Originally Posted by Nate Von Longneck II

Would anyone get offended if I should refer to english gentleman as "whinging poms"?

Afterall, I am nothing more than an uncouth barbarian from a convict colony.

Please discuss.

Not really offended because Australians are known in the UK and throughout the world for their constant whinging and whining a country that doesn't have its own identity or culture!

[Tubeman]

Originally Posted by CharlieP

For people that love to take the piss out of others, Aussies don't really like it when the boot's on the other foot - see the over-reaction to Gordon Ramsay's pigwoman photo just the other day.

When I was there in 1997 I was in a backpacker bar on the beach on Magnetic Island, and had to spin a wheel to win a prize/pay a forfeit etc. I had to earn a beer by telling a joke, and the first one that came to mind was:

Q: What's the difference between Australia and yoghurt?
A: Yoghurt has culture.

You wouldn't believe the reaction that provoked from the ~20% of the patrons who were Australian - I was practically lynched on the spot. "Oh, yeah, well if you don't like it you can fuck off home, ya fuckin' Pommie bastard!" and so forth.

Fast forward a year or so, and I'm in an Aussie bar near Covent Garden listening to the backpackers cracking their usual jokes, as the ~20% of the patrons who were whinging Poms just took it on the chin. No big deal.

Classic inferiority complex.

Relentlessly slag off others but can't take it coming the other way... Your joke evidently hit a raw nerve.

[JackSwan]

Originally Posted by Republica

Ive got a question: Why are Australians all cunts?

we're all stumped, tell us!

[madjackmcmad]

Originally Posted by Nate Von Longneck II

I wish you good day, may all of your children be not teased for having buck teeth and rickets.

Indeed sir, and may all of yours not be teased for being squinty eyed* and nasal sounding.


(* no I don't mean chinese/japanese before some PC eejit chips in)

[Republica]

Originally Posted by JackSwan

we're all stumped, tell us!

i dunno. thats why i aksed. altho ive only met 2 australian people. well when i say met, i just overheard their conversation and it was fcuking annoying.

[SPLewis]

Originally Posted by Republica

i dunno. thats why i aksed. altho ive only met 2 australian people. well when i say met, i just overheard their conversation and it was fcuking annoying.

Most Australians I've met tended to be annoying, although they were often friends.

The most annoying was one I met while at a Go Kart track in China, he came in, Fat Ass Expat with tiny token chinese wife and "business associates", all he did was brag and shout and be annoying and pompous. He kept going on about how amazing the more expensive go karts were and how hes so good at them.

He went on, and like I expected was shit. Argh...annoying git. Haha.

[Saigoneseguy]

Originally Posted by Nate Von Longneck II

You, good sirs, have very much helped me out tonight.

I wish you good day, may all of your children be not teased for having buck teeth and rickets.

NVL II

Do all aussies talk like that?

[SPLewis]

Originally Posted by Saigoneseguy

Do all aussies talk like that?

They do when they're 13 years old and up and coming racists.

[eighty4]

Originally Posted by CharlieP

For people that love to take the piss out of others, Aussies don't really like it when the boot's on the other foot - see the over-reaction to Gordon Ramsay's pigwoman photo just the other day.

When I was there in 1997 I was in a backpacker bar on the beach on Magnetic Island, and had to spin a wheel to win a prize/pay a forfeit etc. I had to earn a beer by telling a joke, and the first one that came to mind was:

Q: What's the difference between Australia and yoghurt?
A: Yoghurt has culture.

You wouldn't believe the reaction that provoked from the ~20% of the patrons who were Australian - I was practically lynched on the spot. "Oh, yeah, well if you don't like it you can fuck off home, ya fuckin' Pommie bastard!" and so forth.

Fast forward a year or so, and I'm in an Aussie bar near Covent Garden listening to the backpackers cracking their usual jokes, as the ~20% of the patrons who were whinging Poms just took it on the chin. No big deal.

That is typical of aussies to act like that. I was there just after we beat them in the rugby world cup back in 2004. I had plenty of ammuntion lol