The Best and Worst Song Lyrics in the World - Ever!

[Paddington]

"We didn't have no internet, but man I never will forget, the way the moonlight shined upon her hair."

[Erebus555]

TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOW, TO THE WAAAAAAALL
...
AAAAH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET

[xXFallenXx]

Originally Posted by Nightjar

But those lyrics are funny.

Yes, but the problem here is that they aren't suppose to be.

[Nightjar]

Cappadonna:

"I love you - like I love my dick size".

[blahblah]

Sorry but you all lose...

You know say daddy me snow me-a (gonna) blame
A licky boom-boom down
'Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down

Police-a them-a they come and-a they blow down me door
One him come crawl through through my window
So they put me in the back the car at the station
From that point on I reach my destination
Well the destination reached in down-a East detention
Where they whip down me pants look up me bottom

[CHORUS]

Bigger they are they think they have more power
There on the phone me say that on hour
Me for want to use it once and-a me call me lover
Lover who me callin'-a the one Tammy
And me love her in my heart down to my belly-a
Yes say Daddy Me Snow me I feel cool and deadly
Yes the one MC Shan and the one Daddy Snow
Together we-a love 'em(?) as a tornado

[CHORUS]

Listen to me ya better listen for me now
Listen to me ya better listen for me now
When-a me rock-a the microphone, me rock on steady-a
Yes-a Daddy Me Snow me are the article don
But the in an a-out (?) a dance an they say, "Where ya come from?"
People them say I come from Jamaica
But me born and raised in Etobicoke I want ya to know-a
Pure black people man thats all I man know
Yeah me shoes are-a tear up an-a my toes used to show-a
Where me-a born in-a the one Toronto

[CHORUS]

Come with a nice young lady
Intelligent, yes she gentle and irie
Everywhere me go me never lef' her at all-ie
Yes-a Daddy Snow me are the roam dance man-a
Roam between-a dancin' in-a in-a nation-a
You never know say Daddy Me Snow me are the boom shakata
Me never lay-a down flat in-a one cardboard box-a
Yes-a Daddy Me Snow me-a go reachin' out da top

[CHORUS]

Why would he? [repeat]

[MC Shan:]

Me sittin round cool with my jiggy jiggy girl
Police knock my door, lick up my pal
Rough me up and I cant do a thing
Pick up my line when my telephone ring
Take me to the station, black up my hands
Trail me down 'cause I'm hanging with the Snowman
What an I gonna do, I'm backed and I'm trapped
Smack me in my face, took all of my gap
They have no clues and they wanna get warmer
But Shan won't turn informer

[CHORUS]

Yes. Its a white bloke from Toronto trying to be Jamaican.

[Paddington]

Wut? I actually like Informer. That song took some skill yo.

[Nightjar]

Snow was very similar to Vanilla Ice in that he was a legitimate artist from a very humble background who was originally a respected performer when an underground artist but who was groomed by the music industry because he was white.

Everybody from humble origins wants to "make it" but because both artists were white it meant that once they became succesful their "ghetto passes" were incinerated - permanently.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_(musician)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanilla_ice

[Paddington]

Vanilla Ice was fake though. He was from a village near Dallas, TX and he grew up doing hillbilly stuff like riding motorcycles off road, fishing, hunting, etc. His parents were school teachers. He claimed though that he grew up poor in a black neighborhood in Miami. He also acted like a dumbass (kept saying "yo yo yo word to yo mother! word to yo mother!" on TV shows) and had limited musical skill.

[Nightjar]

I never said either of them were any good.

[Erebus555]

Originally Posted by Paddington

Vanilla Ice was fake though. He was from a village near Dallas, TX and he grew up doing hillbilly stuff like riding motorcycles off road, fishing, hunting, etc. His parents were school teachers. He claimed though that he grew up poor in a black neighborhood in Miami. He also acted like a dumbass (kept saying "yo yo yo word to yo mother! word to yo mother!" on TV shows) and had limited musical skill.

He never claimed to have been brought up in poor black neighbourhoods in Miami - that was his management company that wrote a biography about him without actually getting all the facts.

Totally agree about the limited musical skill but you've still gotta commend him on his successes.

[Nightjar]

Originally Posted by Erebus555

He never claimed to have been brought up in poor black neighbourhoods in Miami - that was his management company that wrote a biography about him without actually getting all the facts.

Totally agree about the limited musical skill but you've still gotta commend him on his successes.

It's interesting you say that Erebus because I've often thought that the hip-hop world have - on occasion - hyped up certain very average rappers because of their cast iron ghetto credentials.

Fat Joe springs to mind.

[mk61]

Informer - isn't that the one where Snow asks his farmer to lick his bum bum down?

Snow isn't even fly for a white guy.

[Pobbie]

Originally Posted by Nightjar

We've definitely had that one before Pobbie.

Indeed. Still, "I don't wanna see a ghost/It's the sight that I fear most/I'd rather have a piece of toast" couldn't possibly escape this thread, could it?

I seem to remember a lot of twattish Limp Bizkit lyrics cropping up on the last thread too.


Updating things, I present the Beatles of donk (don't ask), the Blackout Crew, and their "hit" (as in, not at all) single "Put A Donk On It":

Yeah, yeah it's sick that, yeah that's good.
Wait hold on a minute, pull it up, stop. You know what you wanna do with that right, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah thats sick. That is sick!
I can deffinatly drop to that one, all we need now is like a hook like.
You know what ive got actualy the perfect one.
Baseline! (Ahh wicked!)
Put a donk on it.
Electro! (Ahh that is sick that mate!)
Put a donk on it.
Techno! (Ohhh that is good!)
Put a donk on it.
Ey, thats good that Tony!
Ahahah sick!
Baseline! (Where'd you learn that one)
Put a donk on it.
Electro! (Yeah i like that.)
Put a donk on it.
Techno! (That one's good.)
Put a donk on it.
Donk d-donk donk donk donk.
Covers goin' sick tonight im like superman without kryptonite, phat as hell without celulite and i look well sick in a U.V light,speakin of sick thats me on the mic and if you dont like it get on ya bike pack ya bags and get out my site otherwise its left right left goodnight.Mic controller lyric amova rymes that im comin so quick like a soilder so ya better no my name is Cover if u wana test me ya better not go there, *if you go there ya gonna get messed up im'a beat on you till your face will drop, as im comin you better get runnin, you better get gone or your gonna get dun in.
Im back, with professional status, the greatest mc thats likly to make this, take this mic and use it against yuz, other mc's just aint the same as, this kids been livin the dream been glued to the mic since i was 13, gettin my rhyms so you will see what life is like on a life support machine. Don't mess with this kid, a twisted misfit join the hit list. Simple, a baby born gifted, nothing but lyrics when pens were lifted, ... mixed with some sickness rhyming ability ... Dowie mc's inside, he aint leavin.
Baseline!
Put a donk on it.
Electro!
Put a donk on it.
Techno!
Put a donk on it.
Ey, thats good that Tony!
Baseline! (Where'd you learn that one)
Put a donk on it.
Electro!
Put a donk on it.
Techno! (Ahh thats sick that mate)
Put a donk on it.
Donk d-donk donk donk donk.
Action is my distraction, reaction is interaction, ..... This mc may legaly, comited never destricted, convicted never restricted, respected hateing the quiet, inspected making the riot, .... Observent making the nation my servent, .....

[Paddington]

This one is chock full of quotable quotables:

[xXFallenXx]

Here's another nomination:

[ross_the_man]

I have a winner

Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
while I'm ridin' that cot under the mistletoe
now dashin' through the snow
in a candy right top 6-4
over the hills I go
laughin' at this hoe
nuts on her chin ring
makin' me feel right
oh what fun it is to know
that I'm gonna get this pussy tonight
so ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way
hey ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick
oh yay!
tis the season to get busy
compton crime lick
and I'm smokin' on this stick.

[Santa]
Ho ho ho come sit on my face
I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas
ho ho.

[Menajahtwa]
I want a slay ride
a cd player
a fifty rum
and then i slide down tha chimney in a pool of cum
a VCR playin some o them porno flicks
give dat to rudolph the red nose reindeer
??? like a everlastin' gobstoper
??? poppa
I dig a ho
crack a dough
by the nuts oh
???? fuckin' in tha snow
I made him drop to his knees
yeah you know whats up
I said heres some candy canes eat'em up
???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.

[Apl.De.Ap From Black Eyed Peas]
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
my two front teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.

[Buck wheat/ Will.I.Am From Black Eyed Peas]
Buck wheat is a waskal
thats no Chrismas
and all the toys, boys and girls
fuck ya wishes
I got happy over joy in this muthafucka
no indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
??? when I was young I was the only kid
who had enough guts to be
good ole hearin' on the East
I'd stay awake just to let america know
that Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
but all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was five
years oh just stay young, bold datin'
singin' Silent Night Carolin' Recietin'
now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth
uncle Eazy be the sheezy
just spread me a leaf
little kids don't cry
when you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lie.

[Eazy-E]
On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me
three pounds of indo
two birds of cocaine
and a A muthafuckin' K bitch.

[]
Eazy-E oh Eazy-E
show us how you treat those bitches
I saw mommy fuckin' Eazy-E.

[Eazy-E]
close the door little bitch
I'm gettin' these draws.

[]
I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop.

[Eazy-E]
I don't give a fuck
I'm gettin' chrismas caught
ho ho ho and away I go.

[]
Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a pole
well wheres this bitch
this muthafuckas cheatin

[Eazy-E]
Shut the fuck up bitches
and go back to sleep.

[Will.I.Am. From Black Eyed Peas]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?

[Apl.De.Ap From Black Eyed Peas]
yo black I want a job
??? corn on the cob
but a ***** will eat them chicken, and
chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
whos climbin' in my window
smokin' up indo
my carin' and high make a high know
yo get out my fuckin yard wit yo carols
so bop it up up up up up up up on a beema
no stoppin at band klan we makin dis shit go down at
christmas tima
the simple sounds of christmas make me jump jump jump
dum diddly dum dum didly dum dum didly didly dum dum


[Will.I.Am From Black Eyed Peas]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?

[Apl.De.Ap. From Black Eyed Peas]
yo black I want some cash
so I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.
so here comes da Atban Klan bringin all da sound
[]
pa rump pa pump pump
pa rump pa pump pump

[Every One]
Merry Muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry Muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry Muthafuckin' Christmas
and have a fucked up new year (x4)

[Eazy-E]
You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!

[Mother]
And they all went to prison
and lived fucked up lives ever after
The End

[oscar9]

..... this always makes me laugh when I hear it....'you can thank your lucky stars that you're not as smart as you'd like to think you are' who the fuck writes this shit

[SkyscraperSuperman]

"Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing pavements..."
I mean seriously, wtf?!

[dinp]

Agreed, those are dreadful lyrics

[Du'Myth]

El Mundo - Chaccaron Maccaron



AKA




I win!