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Mods...I thought this was disturbingly funny or comically disturbing. Hopefully you feel the same way too and won't lock this thread up.

Credit goes to Paddylo for posting this originally...

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2010
Woman Assaults Two Men Who Refuse to Give Her Oral Sex
You better eat this hot-box or else....

My neck, My Back, Lick My Puzzi And My Crack!

You say what?

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.
The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.


According to investigators, Williams–who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn–showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report:

“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams–who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated–nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.


Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

http://cerebraldiva.blogspot.com/2010/11/woman-assaults-two-men-who-refuse-to.html
 

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why doesn't she just buy a dog and a can of cream.
 

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Three men are arguing in a bar. The first says, "God must be a mechanical engineer "just look at the joints in the human body."

The second says, "God is an electrical engineer" ”look at the nervous system."

The third says, "God has to be a civil engineer" ”who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through a perfectly good recreational area?"
 
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