I like that limerick a lot
Did you make it up on the spot?
If so, I'm impressed
The words, they have zest
Though the quality of spelling ain't hot
I don't think slang is appropriate here,
Even if it makes the rhythm more clear,
Because it pollutes British English,
And the quality will diminish,
And 'ain't' will become common to the ear.
Now I'm onto my second verse,
To build upon what I said in the first.
Because, it'll only take a jiffy
Before English becomes iffy,
And we start saying worser instead of worst!
And I have to carry this into a third,
Because there's more you still haven't heard!
So as you are most definitely aware,
Our language has a certain flare,
But only when we use the original word.
And now we're here on the last,
As I tell you "you shall speak what we cast!"
But our language will never be pure,
And will never be like before,
So I guess I'm just living in the past!
Poetry on cider, biatch!