A middle-aged man bought a brand new Holden Monaro.
He took off down the road, pushed it up to 130 kph, and was
enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair.
This is great,' he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.
But then he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was a Police Car
behind him, blue and red lights flashing. I can get away from him with
no problem' thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down
the road at over 210 kph to escape being stopped.
Then he thought, 'What the hell am I doing?
I'm too old for this kind of thing' and pulled over to the side of the road,
and waited for the Police car to catch up with him. The Policeman pulled
in behind the Monaro and walked up on the driver's side.
'Sir my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th.
If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've never
heard before, I'll let you go.'
The man looked back at the Policeman and said, 'Last week my wife ran off
with a Policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back.'
This is old, and may have written with different names...
After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in English, in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a real strange, perhaps coded message:
Bush was baffled, so he emailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, then to NASA. With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. MI-6 cabled the White House: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.
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