Gilgamesh said:^^ :banana:
Forward pass: Paris Hilton snags Cards' Leinart?
How possibly could the perfidious Paris Hilton visit misfortune on the newly euphoric Arizona Cardinals Nation?
As reported dutifully in this space May 3, Hilton has cast adrift her most recent pet Greek shipping scion, Stavros Niarchos, after more than a year.
Now Hilton is rumored to be salving her emotional wounds with the help of freshly minted Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart, although Hilton's rep insists they are just "friends."
But, cheer up, Cardinals fans: Even if Leinart and Hilton did get together to explore the love only a debu-tart and a quarterback could know, there is a 73 percent chance the relationship would be over by the time you read this.
In other news from Paris:
Hilton is still stupid. She unveiled her new cellphone game, Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam, this week at LA's Electronic Entertainment Expo, saying, "Sorry I'm late. I'm really excited to have my new video game, Diamondquest. Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game."