"I visited Elswick cemetery the other day" Not a lot of people know that this is (unofficially) the oldest cemetery around as it contains a prehistoric burial mound. This is listed incorrectly as being against the main road but it is actually 200m south, on that little hillock. No doubt the map ref. was copied wrongly. There are a lot of jewish burials here also and it used to be home to the local swifts in summer - before they became extinct .The entranceway arch is now hopelessly shifted and can only be taken down and rebuilt. Perhaps, a decade ago, it might have been cranked back into place through tightening the scaffolding buttresses (hindsight being a perfect science).