Hee hee... Miami makes Las Vegas look like a wholesome bastion of Mormon family values... at least, insofar as commercial sex is concerned. It's not entirely a coincidence that Luther Campbell and his buddies ("2 Live Crew") are from Miami.
In Las Vegas, people go to strip clubs to watch women dance nude. Zzzzzzz. :sleepy:
In Miami, people go to strip clubs to watch the on-stage lesbian sex show, enjoy a lapdance or two, and see identical twins perform unspeakable acts with empty beer bottles, a realdoll, a thoroughly confused burmese python, a sock puppet, and two hundred gallons of chocolate pudding.
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In Las Vegas, husbands sneak away from their wives for an hour or two to go to a titty bar. :naughty:
In Miami, husbands take their wife AND their girlfriend TO a titty bar. (I kid you not... I still remember the radio ads for one club... "Bring your girlfriend! Bring your wife! Hell, bring 'em both!!!")mg:
On the outskirts of Las Vegas, there are numerous old adult motels with hourly rates. :cucumber:
In Miami, old motels along SW 8th Street get bulldozed to build brand new 3-story "love motels" with frequent customer discounts, realtime online reservations, private tandem garages with stairs leading directly to each suite, and rooftop jacuzzis. :cheers:
In Las Vegas, people go to strip clubs to watch women dance nude. Zzzzzzz. :sleepy:
In Miami, people go to strip clubs to watch the on-stage lesbian sex show, enjoy a lapdance or two, and see identical twins perform unspeakable acts with empty beer bottles, a realdoll, a thoroughly confused burmese python, a sock puppet, and two hundred gallons of chocolate pudding.
kay:In Las Vegas, husbands sneak away from their wives for an hour or two to go to a titty bar. :naughty:
In Miami, husbands take their wife AND their girlfriend TO a titty bar. (I kid you not... I still remember the radio ads for one club... "Bring your girlfriend! Bring your wife! Hell, bring 'em both!!!")
mg:On the outskirts of Las Vegas, there are numerous old adult motels with hourly rates. :cucumber:
In Miami, old motels along SW 8th Street get bulldozed to build brand new 3-story "love motels" with frequent customer discounts, realtime online reservations, private tandem garages with stairs leading directly to each suite, and rooftop jacuzzis. :cheers:
